I thought it was a joke at first (and i guess it still is) however it’s been posted on Toolarmy…
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I think the whole Jesus joke thing Maynard has been pulling for the last decade is kind of juvenile and immature. We get it, you believe in Satan so let other people worship Jesus.
[quote comment=""]I think the whole Jesus joke thing Maynard has been pulling for the last decade is kind of juvenile and immature. We get it, you believe in Satan so let other people worship Jesus.[/quote]
Satan?????
[quote comment=""][quote comment=""]I think the whole Jesus joke thing Maynard has been pulling for the last decade is kind of juvenile and immature. We get it, you believe in Satan so let other people worship Jesus.[/quote] Satan?????[/quote]
Maybe it’s more than just about Jesus & Satan – maybe it’s beyond that, or is there a ‘beyond that.’ Of course there is and that’s what the irony of the Jesus references, is about.
[quote comment=""][quote comment=""][quote comment=""]I think the whole Jesus joke thing Maynard has been pulling for the last decade is kind of juvenile and immature. We get it, you believe in Satan so let other people worship Jesus.[/quote] Satan?????[/quote] Maybe it’s more than just about Jesus & Satan – maybe it’s beyond that, or is there a ‘beyond that.’ Of course there is and that’s what the irony of the Jesus references, is about.[/quote]
agreed. It is pretty funny too!
[quote comment=""][quote comment=""][quote comment=""]I think the whole Jesus joke thing Maynard has been pulling for the last decade is kind of juvenile and immature. We get it, you believe in Satan so let other people worship Jesus.[/quote] Satan?????[/quote] Maybe it’s more than just about Jesus & Satan – maybe it’s beyond that, or is there a ‘beyond that.’ Of course there is and that’s what the irony of the Jesus references, is about.[/quote]
Good thing Jesus stopped building sheds and this whole “Son of God” panned out.
To think that Christianity starts and ends with moronic Yankee Evangelists is a tad bit naive.
If you have anything against God then Satan has you wrapped around his little finger. He has no power apart from the ability to deceive and lie. TOOL are absorbed in the occult. Some of you say “oh but the occult is not about worshipping an evil entity”…the truth is behind the pentagrams and the smokey mirrors there lies a more sinister meaning. TOOL have the ability to come out with a few good albums (its been a while though-1996), but they are TOOLS to dig their own graves.
I was skeptical like many of you here (no I’m not born again)..but lets just say I got a wake up call. There is something out there. I’ll leave it at that.
Tool hasn’t recorded anything good since 96? Sounds like something Satan would say.
Who has something against God? Who exactly is this argument aimed at?
Sure there are many of us who question his existence. But who believes in God and is against him?
[quote comment=""]Tool hasn’t recorded anything good since 96? Sounds like something Satan would say. Who has something against God? Who exactly is this argument aimed at? Sure there are many of us who question his existence. But who believes in God and is against him?[/quote] Deep: Jesus was trying to tell us something, and I, personally, get what that was; however, if he were to come back incarnate, he would probably laugh himself silly at some of the Jesus irony emanating from at least Maynard. At the very least, Jesus would be sorely pissed-off that a whole religion was named after him and assumes he is/was the Judeo-Christ.
Remember Jesus was nailed to a wooden cross, which could be considered ironic considering he was a carpenter for most of his adult life. Also, a cross looks like a “t”, which could stand for ‘training’ or ‘traitor’ or could simply be the Ace of Swords from the tarot, inverted and stuck in the ground, as if to stay, “stop the fighting,” which is set to music by Tool in “Right In Two.” Haven’t recorded anything of worth since ’96? You definitely don’t get it/them.
Tool is a deeply spiritual band. Let’s not forget they’re on our side.
-k
jesus fuckin christ, some people that vist this website have missed Tools message altogether,
Satan??? nothing good since 96???
why dont you do some research and blast Lateralus while your at it. To find the truth one has to investigate many things.
Start here - Terence mckenna
I’m surprised to find here this crap about God and Satan, good and bad, black and white, etc. Have you ever read the lyrics of Tool’s songs ?
[quote]Deep: Jesus was trying to tell us something, and I, personally, get what that was; however, if he were to come back incarnate, he would probably laugh himself silly at some of the Jesus irony emanating from at least Maynard. At the very least, Jesus would be sorely pissed-off that a whole religion was named after him and assumes he is/was the Judeo-Christ.
Remember Jesus was nailed to a wooden cross, which could be considered ironic considering he was a carpenter for most of his adult life. Also, a cross looks like a “t”, which could stand for ‘training’ or ‘traitor’ or could simply be the Ace of Swords from the tarot, inverted and stuck in the ground, as if to stay, “stop the fighting,” which is set to music by Tool in “Right In Two.” Haven’t recorded anything of worth since ‘96? You definitely don’t get it/them.
Tool is a deeply spiritual band. Let’s not forget they’re on our side.-k[/quote]
Yeah aside from all the obvious Bill Hicks references you have made you are completely wrong.
Jesus would not be angry about people worshipping him or the fact that he was on the cross. He sacrificed his life for our sins. I thought Basic Religion 101 classes made that clear? Obviously not…
I do get Tool, I’ve been following them since 1995. Aenima was my favourite album by them because it was the perfect prog-rcok album (had irony, comedy, aggressiveness, anger, etc). People say that Laterlaus is the “deepest” album but I think most people forget Aenima is the most “open to interpretation” album they have come out with and the most innovative. In Lateralus they may have messages about Fibonacci and the spiral of life and other elements of that I would call “pseudo-spirituality”..but its all a hoax. If you belive in all this “TOOL is spiritual” bullshit then its TOOL who have the last laugh. I bet most of you believed that TOOL followed the religion of “lachrymology” – that turned out to be hoax. Ooops I bet most of you were still in diapers then..sorry.
That is what shits me about Tool fans. Just because you listen to them doesn’t make you any smarter than a Blink 182 fan. So please hide your crayon Philosophy/Theology PHD’s degrees back in your mommys cupboard.
tracklist
Polar Bear (m. keenan, j. eustis, m. mitchell, t. o’callaghan)
vocals – maynard keenan
drums -tim alexander
bass – tanya o’callaghan & mat mitchell
programming – mat mitchell
piano, keyboards – josh eustis
The Mission “Renholder mix” (m. keenan, d. lohner, m jovovich)
vocals – maynard keenan
addt vocals – milla jovovich
drums – josh eustis
programming – danny lohner
Momma Sed “Alive @ Club Nokia” (m keenan, t cummorford, b wilk, j polonsky)
vocals – maynard keenan
addt vocals – juliette commagere
drums – tim alexander
drums – gil sharone
bass – rani sharone
guitar – jonny polonsky
acoustic guitar – juliette commagere
Vagina Mine “Alive @ Club Nokia” (m keenan)
vocals – maynard keenan
addt vocals – juliette commagere & carina round
drums – jeff freidl
drums – tim alexander
bass – matt mcjunkins
programming – mat mitchell
guitar – jonny polonsky
Potions “Deliverance mix” (m. keenan, t. reznor, m. mitchell)
vocals – maynard keenan
drums – tim alexander
bass – mat mitchell
programming – mat mitchell
banjo, mandolin, guitar – jonny polonsky
The Humbling River (m. keenan, m. mitchell, t. alexander)
vocals – maynard keenan
addt vocals – carina round & devo keenan
drums – tim alexander
guitar – mat mitchell
mandolin – jonny polonsky
Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
What you need is someone strong to use you..
Like me,
[quote comment=""]Jesus would not be angry about people worshipping him or the fact that he was on the cross. He sacrificed his life for our sins. I thought Basic Religion 101 classes made that clear? Obviously not…[/quote]
Anyone who is a Christian and who believes the bible really needs to take a look at how and why the gospels were put together. Only some of the stories of jesus were used, ones that didn’t suit were left out. The applies not only to the jesus stories, but to all the letters and writings that make up the ‘good book’
The thought that an all powerful god would communicate to me through things written by superstitious people, with little understanding of the scientific reality of the planet and expect me to take it on ‘faith’ that it is correct and untouched by human hands is quite frankly insane.
Been there, done that and come out the other side. Looking back I can’t quite work out how rational thought was suspended during the whole process.
If only one part of the bible is incorrect or influenced by men, then how can I base faith around it.
If it is what spins your wheels though, all good for you.
First this guy bashes Tool, than Blink, next thing you’ll know he’ll be bashing air conditioners. They keep us cool in the summer pal.
Absinthe I think you’re missing the big picture…try reading Apologetics. It will start making sense, trust me.
With the whole Bible issue, I guess you haven’t heard of the Greek Bible then?..Guess not.
Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
What you need is someone strong to use you..
Like me,
Thanks……………..dickhead.
It’s always amusing to see someone take a stand on an issue, get called on his/her bluff, then ultimately reduce him/herself to a simple-minded name-caller. Tssk, tssk..
you want a shovel for that hole you’re digging there hussar? or do i need to start quoting blink 182 lyrics for you. and don’t knock blink, everyone knows rosetta stoned is tool’s cover of aliens exist.
hussar, I repeat…
Been there, done that and come out the other side.
But if it works for you, sweet.
A debate about Religion…? I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT.
This is the internet and you have a voice, try not to repeat too much hey?
God this, Satan that.. blah blah blah. What if someone was just having a little joke or expressing themselves? NO FUCKING WAY!
I think the whole Jesus joke thing Maynard has been pulling for the last decade is kind of juvenile and immature. We get it, you believe in Satan so let other people worship Jesus.
[quote comment=""]I think the whole Jesus joke thing Maynard has been pulling for the last decade is kind of juvenile and immature. We get it, you believe in Satan so let other people worship Jesus.[/quote]
Satan?????
[quote comment=""][quote comment=""]I think the whole Jesus joke thing Maynard has been pulling for the last decade is kind of juvenile and immature. We get it, you believe in Satan so let other people worship Jesus.[/quote] Satan?????[/quote]
Maybe it’s more than just about Jesus & Satan – maybe it’s beyond that, or is there a ‘beyond that.’ Of course there is and that’s what the irony of the Jesus references, is about.
[quote comment=""][quote comment=""][quote comment=""]I think the whole Jesus joke thing Maynard has been pulling for the last decade is kind of juvenile and immature. We get it, you believe in Satan so let other people worship Jesus.[/quote] Satan?????[/quote] Maybe it’s more than just about Jesus & Satan – maybe it’s beyond that, or is there a ‘beyond that.’ Of course there is and that’s what the irony of the Jesus references, is about.[/quote]
agreed. It is pretty funny too!
[quote comment=""][quote comment=""][quote comment=""]I think the whole Jesus joke thing Maynard has been pulling for the last decade is kind of juvenile and immature. We get it, you believe in Satan so let other people worship Jesus.[/quote] Satan?????[/quote] Maybe it’s more than just about Jesus & Satan – maybe it’s beyond that, or is there a ‘beyond that.’ Of course there is and that’s what the irony of the Jesus references, is about.[/quote]
Good thing Jesus stopped building sheds and this whole “Son of God” panned out.
To think that Christianity starts and ends with moronic Yankee Evangelists is a tad bit naive.
If you have anything against God then Satan has you wrapped around his little finger. He has no power apart from the ability to deceive and lie. TOOL are absorbed in the occult. Some of you say “oh but the occult is not about worshipping an evil entity”…the truth is behind the pentagrams and the smokey mirrors there lies a more sinister meaning. TOOL have the ability to come out with a few good albums (its been a while though-1996), but they are TOOLS to dig their own graves.
I was skeptical like many of you here (no I’m not born again)..but lets just say I got a wake up call. There is something out there. I’ll leave it at that.
Tool hasn’t recorded anything good since 96? Sounds like something Satan would say.
Who has something against God? Who exactly is this argument aimed at?
Sure there are many of us who question his existence. But who believes in God and is against him?
[quote comment=""]Tool hasn’t recorded anything good since 96? Sounds like something Satan would say. Who has something against God? Who exactly is this argument aimed at? Sure there are many of us who question his existence. But who believes in God and is against him?[/quote]
Deep: Jesus was trying to tell us something, and I, personally, get what that was; however, if he were to come back incarnate, he would probably laugh himself silly at some of the Jesus irony emanating from at least Maynard. At the very least, Jesus would be sorely pissed-off that a whole religion was named after him and assumes he is/was the Judeo-Christ.
Remember Jesus was nailed to a wooden cross, which could be considered ironic considering he was a carpenter for most of his adult life. Also, a cross looks like a “t”, which could stand for ‘training’ or ‘traitor’ or could simply be the Ace of Swords from the tarot, inverted and stuck in the ground, as if to stay, “stop the fighting,” which is set to music by Tool in “Right In Two.” Haven’t recorded anything of worth since ’96? You definitely don’t get it/them.
Tool is a deeply spiritual band. Let’s not forget they’re on our side.
-k
jesus fuckin christ, some people that vist this website have missed Tools message altogether,
Satan??? nothing good since 96???
why dont you do some research and blast Lateralus while your at it. To find the truth one has to investigate many things.
Start here - Terence mckenna
I’m surprised to find here this crap about God and Satan, good and bad, black and white, etc. Have you ever read the lyrics of Tool’s songs ?
[quote]Deep: Jesus was trying to tell us something, and I, personally, get what that was; however, if he were to come back incarnate, he would probably laugh himself silly at some of the Jesus irony emanating from at least Maynard. At the very least, Jesus would be sorely pissed-off that a whole religion was named after him and assumes he is/was the Judeo-Christ.
Remember Jesus was nailed to a wooden cross, which could be considered ironic considering he was a carpenter for most of his adult life. Also, a cross looks like a “t”, which could stand for ‘training’ or ‘traitor’ or could simply be the Ace of Swords from the tarot, inverted and stuck in the ground, as if to stay, “stop the fighting,” which is set to music by Tool in “Right In Two.” Haven’t recorded anything of worth since ‘96? You definitely don’t get it/them.
Tool is a deeply spiritual band. Let’s not forget they’re on our side.-k[/quote]
Yeah aside from all the obvious Bill Hicks references you have made you are completely wrong.
Jesus would not be angry about people worshipping him or the fact that he was on the cross. He sacrificed his life for our sins. I thought Basic Religion 101 classes made that clear? Obviously not…
I do get Tool, I’ve been following them since 1995. Aenima was my favourite album by them because it was the perfect prog-rcok album (had irony, comedy, aggressiveness, anger, etc). People say that Laterlaus is the “deepest” album but I think most people forget Aenima is the most “open to interpretation” album they have come out with and the most innovative. In Lateralus they may have messages about Fibonacci and the spiral of life and other elements of that I would call “pseudo-spirituality”..but its all a hoax. If you belive in all this “TOOL is spiritual” bullshit then its TOOL who have the last laugh. I bet most of you believed that TOOL followed the religion of “lachrymology” – that turned out to be hoax. Ooops I bet most of you were still in diapers then..sorry.
That is what shits me about Tool fans. Just because you listen to them doesn’t make you any smarter than a Blink 182 fan. So please hide your crayon Philosophy/Theology PHD’s degrees back in your mommys cupboard.
tracklist
Polar Bear (m. keenan, j. eustis, m. mitchell, t. o’callaghan)
vocals – maynard keenan
drums -tim alexander
bass – tanya o’callaghan & mat mitchell
programming – mat mitchell
piano, keyboards – josh eustis
The Mission “Renholder mix” (m. keenan, d. lohner, m jovovich)
vocals – maynard keenan
addt vocals – milla jovovich
drums – josh eustis
programming – danny lohner
Momma Sed “Alive @ Club Nokia” (m keenan, t cummorford, b wilk, j polonsky)
vocals – maynard keenan
addt vocals – juliette commagere
drums – tim alexander
drums – gil sharone
bass – rani sharone
guitar – jonny polonsky
acoustic guitar – juliette commagere
Vagina Mine “Alive @ Club Nokia” (m keenan)
vocals – maynard keenan
addt vocals – juliette commagere & carina round
drums – jeff freidl
drums – tim alexander
bass – matt mcjunkins
programming – mat mitchell
guitar – jonny polonsky
Potions “Deliverance mix” (m. keenan, t. reznor, m. mitchell)
vocals – maynard keenan
drums – tim alexander
bass – mat mitchell
programming – mat mitchell
banjo, mandolin, guitar – jonny polonsky
The Humbling River (m. keenan, m. mitchell, t. alexander)
vocals – maynard keenan
addt vocals – carina round & devo keenan
drums – tim alexander
guitar – mat mitchell
mandolin – jonny polonsky
Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
What you need is someone strong to use you..
Like me,
[quote comment=""]Jesus would not be angry about people worshipping him or the fact that he was on the cross. He sacrificed his life for our sins. I thought Basic Religion 101 classes made that clear? Obviously not…[/quote]
Anyone who is a Christian and who believes the bible really needs to take a look at how and why the gospels were put together. Only some of the stories of jesus were used, ones that didn’t suit were left out. The applies not only to the jesus stories, but to all the letters and writings that make up the ‘good book’
The thought that an all powerful god would communicate to me through things written by superstitious people, with little understanding of the scientific reality of the planet and expect me to take it on ‘faith’ that it is correct and untouched by human hands is quite frankly insane.
Been there, done that and come out the other side. Looking back I can’t quite work out how rational thought was suspended during the whole process.
If only one part of the bible is incorrect or influenced by men, then how can I base faith around it.
If it is what spins your wheels though, all good for you.
First this guy bashes Tool, than Blink, next thing you’ll know he’ll be bashing air conditioners. They keep us cool in the summer pal.
Absinthe I think you’re missing the big picture…try reading Apologetics. It will start making sense, trust me.
With the whole Bible issue, I guess you haven’t heard of the Greek Bible then?..Guess not.
Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
What you need is someone strong to use you..
Like me,
Thanks……………..dickhead.
It’s always amusing to see someone take a stand on an issue, get called on his/her bluff, then ultimately reduce him/herself to a simple-minded name-caller. Tssk, tssk..
you want a shovel for that hole you’re digging there hussar? or do i need to start quoting blink 182 lyrics for you. and don’t knock blink, everyone knows rosetta stoned is tool’s cover of aliens exist.
hussar, I repeat…
Been there, done that and come out the other side.
But if it works for you, sweet.
A debate about Religion…? I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT.
This is the internet and you have a voice, try not to repeat too much hey?
God this, Satan that.. blah blah blah. What if someone was just having a little joke or expressing themselves? NO FUCKING WAY!
Someone punch something and post a photo of it