Tool October Newsletter

Newsletter, Tool November 18th, 2009

Blair has released the October newsletter (written before the site maintenance so it says) and it contains ten frightening moments encountered while on tour with the band.  It’s actually an interesting read, so check it out on Toolband.



15 Comments to “Tool October Newsletter”

  1. tiresiasNo Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 3:29 am

    So… is Tool going to tour in Australia soon??? Is that what he means at the end there?

  2. unclejacksonNo Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 3:52 am

    Blair starts by writing:  “Seeing how there really isn’t much going on with the band at the moment
    This quote is probably a code revealing that Tool is working on their live DVD.

  3. PoopyfaceNo Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 4:10 am

    I like how Blair makes a little side note saying the newsletter was written before the site went down but makes no effort to actually talk about the site going down.

    Moron.

  4. ArizonaBayNo Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 4:11 am

    interesting read indeed.
    As for the live DVD, sigh, its got to happen. its inevitable, i just wish it would be now…..

  5. seanhalasNo Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 4:46 am

    i am amazed that he did not take the time to explain what was going on with the site being down this long. what an inconsiderate, arrogant punk that guy is. unbelievable!!

  6. '][' [[]] [[]] ][,No Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 5:40 am

    Blair is the worst wannabe writer ever, and I hope he chokes on a bag of dicks!

  7. hussarNo Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 5:44 am

    i am amazed that he did not take the time to explain what was going on with the site being down this long. what an inconsiderate, arrogant punk that guy is. unbelievable!!

    Nothing major has been hapening in the Tool world for the last 2-3 years. Don’t expect anything for at least 2011 too, so I don’t know why you’re getting your paties in a bunch.

  8. hussarNo Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 5:45 am

    *Panties before all you professors of the English language correct me.

  9. MystaRabbitNo Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 6:18 am

    Two all beef panties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

  10. tooldudeNo Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 6:27 am

    how about ten frightening reasons why the toolarmy site hasnt been fixed yet you rat bastard!

  11. coreyNo Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 6:32 am

    What else besides the the Messages Board part of TOOL: The Collective Unconscious needs to be fixed?

  12. cultiv8420No Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 7:22 am

    Blair wrote: “(NOTE: The October newsletter was written before the websites were shut down due to maintenance issues, and might have remained lost if not for a stranger who approached me while shopping at “Ralphs” and asked me about its whereabouts.)”

    I think Blair totally spaced the newsletter completely.  Usually I like to give Blair the benefit of the doubt, but this, to me, implies that he doesn’t really give a shit about the newsletter stuff.  Oh well.  I think I’m going to go outside now.

  13. seanhalasNo Gravatar | November 19th, 2009 at 9:41 am

    HUSSAR???___what the fuck does Tool not being active right now have to do with the participation aspect of Toolarmy website not being active. 2 different things. your point about my panties does not even make sense if you think about it. but whatever…..i wear boxer briefs.

  14. SirGreatNo Gravatar | November 20th, 2009 at 8:19 am

    What nerve that Blaire has. Doesn’t he realize that people like us plainly and simply live for Tool and Tool Army? What do I have to do during my days now when Tool Army isn’t working properly? Help my mom clean my basement? Fuck that shit! I need to talk about Tool! I don’t care how obvious it is that nothing is going on with that band right now, I want more information from Blaire about what everybody in that band is doing. It’s my God-given right. I guess all I can do during these dark times is comment about a pitiful newsletter. It’s not like I’m ever going to pick up a hobby or anything.

  15. sheriNo Gravatar | November 21st, 2009 at 5:48 am

    I must say I enjoyed Blair’s newsletter FINALLY> I thought it was rather amusing and a great read. (Oh wow that’s two Blair compliments from me in like two weeks, I should get a “room” with him)

    Just saying…I thought it was pretty funny. Perhaps if he wrote more things that …meh fuck it. :P

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