Toolarmy Returns

Blair, Tool, Toolarmy November 5th, 2009

Toolarmy is back online.  Thankfully my prediction of it being permanently down turned out to be false.  You can all stop spamming my comments boards now ;) I hope you all enjoyed your visit – come back every now and then!

Update: It’s back, but seems a little borked.  I couldn’t post a comment for example.

Update 2: Blair has the following to say about the fiasco:

Obviously the websites are back online. However, unfortunately, the “MESSAGE BOARDS” and features related to them are still currently undergoing maintenance and will be unavailable until further notice. Now that I can once again post, let me clear up something about my earlier announcement regarding Tool Army going dark for a while: I posted this moments after receiving the news, myself, but didn’t expect the TOOL BAND site to ALSO be shut down (obviously!).

To be fair, I don’t think there’s any point blaming Blair for any of this.  Kinda like blame Tool for not playing a gig when the power is out…



45 Comments to “Toolarmy Returns”

  1. nathanNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 7:27 am

    Will definately return, thanks bro!

  2. kittaanNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 7:31 am

    Will definately return, thanks bro!

     
    Me too.  Like…. now.  8`)

  3. hellboyNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 7:32 am

    I might update my prediction and say they’ve fixed it for the sake of Toolband, but the future of Toolarmy I suspect still has some clouds over it…

  4. LnL37No Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 7:43 am

    I might update my prediction and say they’ve fixed it for the sake of Toolband, but the future of Toolarmy I suspect still has some clouds over it…

    until the 12th, you mean…

  5. gnjasmkrNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 7:44 am

    I might update my prediction and say they’ve fixed it for the sake of Toolband, but the future of Toolarmy I suspect still has some clouds over it…

    until the 12th, you mean…

     
    Ha! You have a great site hellboy. I love coming around here to get my news. Keep up the good work.

  6. sadomasochrystNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 8:42 am

    how upsetting.. doesnt look like cori got his profile back yet.. chat is still down, no posting or posts.. wtf wwas that all for then?

  7. kittaanNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 8:48 am

    how upsetting.. doesnt look like cori got his profile back yet.. chat is still down, no posting or posts.. wtf wwas that all for then?

     
    I agree with Hellboy.  Toolband (which relies on TA for the News feature to function) is now looking back to normal.  Getting that functional again was obviously their prime concern.
     
    Still no mention of what happened or what they’re planning.  Fucked.

  8. LnL37No Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 8:49 am

    how upsetting.. doesnt look like cori got his profile back yet.. chat is still down, no posting or posts.. wtf wwas that all for then?

    exactly…I already denounced Blair

    >:)

  9. LnL37No Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 8:52 am

    how upsetting.. doesnt look like cori got his profile back yet.. chat is still down, no posting or posts.. wtf wwas that all for then?

      I agree with Hellboy.  Toolband (which relies on TA for the News feature to function) is now looking back to normal.  Getting that functional again was obviously their prime concern.   Still no mention of what happened or what they’re planning.  Fucked.

    …had to get those Puscifer dates posted…maybe Nardo scolded Blair

  10. bellamiNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 9:33 am

    You can read your old posts and even go back through the threads. It only stops at the main board original post.
    Still can’t post anything or do PMs but at least everything is still there. We’re just gagged for the moment, lol.

  11. sheriNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    how upsetting.. doesnt look like cori got his profile back yet.. chat is still down, no posting or posts.. wtf wwas that all for then?

      I agree with Hellboy.  Toolband (which relies on TA for the News feature to function) is now looking back to normal.  Getting that functional again was obviously their prime concern.   Still no mention of what happened or what they’re planning.  Fucked.

    …had to get those Puscifer dates posted…maybe Nardo scolded Blair

    TA CHAT BE THERE OR BE SQUARE…

  12. petemasterpeteNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    TA CHAT BE THERE OR BE SQUARE…

    it’s hip to be square

  13. LiftAnEyeNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Yep N stuff

  14. imayrockNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    It sure is nice to see them flashing red lights once again, but what a burn that we can’t communicate on there. 

    *sniffle*

    Thanks, hellboy, for your insight into the techno-failures of TA and for this cool site. 

    I wonder what’s in store for us in the future…
    I know what I’m in store for right this very moment…..

    *cough cough*

  15. teshla314No Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    not for nothing, but I just checked, and they are back down again. They being TA.

  16. cabinetmaniacNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    It is a little disgusting how happy I was to be able to log on.
     
    I’ve gone without alcohol and drugs for longer and not ‘jones’ as much.
     
    Still no posting or PMs though.
     
    Guess I’ll just have to do a little reading.
     
    At least it isn’t gone for good.
     
    :-]
    ps: Thanks for everything hellboy.

  17. cabinetmaniacNo Gravatar | November 5th, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    Chat works.
    Only graves and me in there though.
    25 members online though.
    :-]

  18. seanhalasNo Gravatar | November 6th, 2009 at 12:45 am

    who should we blame then, if not Blair, the moderator of the site. again, here we are months ahead of the last newsletter. he clearly does not care about the site, in my opinion. maybe he doesnt have time to care, i dont know. but the way things are handled on that site is not good. and it is not just this incident, it is alot of things. even now, they have the ability to post us an explanation, and all we get from Blair is some vague blurb about how he didnt know it was going to happen so fast. why not use this as an opportunity to explain why, the site has been down for so long.

    rant over. hi everyone!!!!

  19. PoopyfaceNo Gravatar | November 6th, 2009 at 3:14 am

    even now, they have the ability to post us an explanation, and all we get from Blair is some vague blurb about how he didnt know it was going to happen so fast. why not use this as an opportunity to explain why, the site has been down for so long. 

    Good point, and with that said:

    “Marge, you being a cop makes you the man!  Which makes me the woman – and I have no interest in that, beside occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.”

  20. kittaanNo Gravatar | November 6th, 2009 at 3:43 am

    “Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?”

  21. PoopyfaceNo Gravatar | November 6th, 2009 at 4:08 am

    “Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?”

    Well sure of course, he could, but then again… wow as melon scratchers go, that’s a honey doodle.

  22. kittaanNo Gravatar | November 6th, 2009 at 4:14 am

    Minor update:
    Someone may be working on the TA server.  The response briefly changed for me when attempting to open or send a PM, create a topic, etc…
    I just got dropped directly into this page:
    https://www.toolarmy.com/maintenance.php
    As opposed to getting the default error message (while remaining in the TA frame – http://www.toolarmy.com/home) which we’ve been getting since it came back on line yesterday.

    “Not Found
    The requested URL /maintenance.php was not found on this server.
    Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

    Apache/2.0.54 (Debian GNU/Linux) PHP/4.3.10-22 mod_ssl/2.0.54 OpenSSL/0.9.7e Server at http://www.toolarmy.com Port 80″
    Pretty insignificant, but if it means somebody is actively making changes / troubleshooting it, that’s a good sign.
    One other thing – you might want to mention FourthEye.net in the “About Me” section of your profile.  There are still a bunch regulars who don’t know we’re here…

  23. nathanNo Gravatar | November 6th, 2009 at 5:22 am

    Welcome back cori!!!!!

  24. kittaanNo Gravatar | November 6th, 2009 at 5:40 am

    Welcome back cori!!!!!

     
    Very cool.  That was a long haul.  Welcome back. 8`)

  25. teshla314No Gravatar | November 6th, 2009 at 5:46 am

    indeed cori, well back cotter.

  26. nxrmNo Gravatar | November 6th, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Wow!  Just…wow!  Truly…so happy. : )

  27. JohnHNo Gravatar | November 6th, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Oh, look at that. Corinthian is, in fact, back. Congrats!

  28. CmyShadowChanginNo Gravatar | November 6th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    I still blame Blair for this….this was all his fault. Everything that’s wrong in life is his fault….I believe the sooner we all recognize this as being the case, the sooner we’ll all have the happy, problem-free lives we deserve.

    I’ll still visit your world from time to time HellBoy…thanks for the shelter.

    *leaves, never to be seen again*

     

  29. '][' [[]] [[]] ][,No Gravatar | November 6th, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    I still cant log on to TA.  It’s been 11 months for me now.

  30. cultiv8420No Gravatar | November 7th, 2009 at 1:33 am

    It’s very strange to see the Message Boards empty.  All that bickering and bullshit is gone.  All gone.  It’s like that part in a movie where someone is watching an important building/home go up in flames and now Denzel has to live a life in solitude in the mountains.  Perhaps he is on the run from the law.  The camera pans out to show him walking away from the burning house.  Then the credits roll.  I call it “ToolArmy of One”.

    I also love how I can now post stuff without the worry of getting denounced.  Oh wait…is that feature still working?

  31. kittaanNo Gravatar | November 7th, 2009 at 1:40 am

    I also love how I can now post stuff without the worry of getting denounced.  Oh wait…is that feature still working?

    Oddly, enough, it is.  Some douchebagge could take offense at what you post HERE, and then go denounce you on TA.
     
    I was down one when TA crashed, but some kind soul (Nathan) wasted one of his fake karma shots on me to get me back to +10.
     
    What I’m wondering is if you can still amass precious, precious TA points.  But since they’re as rare as hen’s teeth to me, I’ll probably never find out.  I’m so close to becoming a DramaTurd…. it’s driving me CRAZY!!!  That’s all I can think about… must…. get…. more…. points!!!!!

  32. cultiv8420No Gravatar | November 7th, 2009 at 3:16 am

    What I’m wondering is if you can still amass precious, precious TA points.  But since they’re as rare as hen’s teeth to me, I’ll probably never find out.  I’m so close to becoming a DramaTurd…. it’s driving me CRAZY!!!  That’s all I can think about… must…. get…. more…. points!!!!!

    Do you know how you got to 488 in the first place? I budged 2 points in a year and I don’t know why.

  33. nathanNo Gravatar | November 7th, 2009 at 6:01 am

    one day i’m gonna start a buisiness that accepts TA points….any suggestions?

    Would be like some folk there on TA to read something here, than log on to TA and denounce you, I was wondering that same thing the other day….better be careful I guess…LOL!….Having said that I imagine that those types wouldn’t even know about this place.
    At least anyone I’ve seen post here I know wouldn’t, except maybe that John Howard character…LOL…just playin brozilla!

    No problem Kittaan, when TA is back up I’ll probably need the favor returned, very soon I imagine since I’m having Jubal withdraw….

  34. sheriNo Gravatar | November 8th, 2009 at 4:27 am

    Cancer is running rampant and I blame Blair. Also the war in Iraq was started by Blair as well.  Oh and I burnt my saurkraut perogies last night guess what…Blair, Blair, Blair. Meh, give the guy a break.

    For fucks sake did I just defend Blairs honor? I think my gig in the nursing home has made me go soft :P

    hehhehheh

    Sheri and what not (yeah I said it)

  35. fortysixandtwoNo Gravatar | November 8th, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Blair gave me aids

  36. sheriNo Gravatar | November 8th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    Blair gave me aids

    Dude I heard that! I am so sorry…Blair raped my dog Bill and I now have to take him to therapy 6 times a week. Poor lil bastard :(

  37. sheriNo Gravatar | November 8th, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    Blair gave me aids

    Dude I heard that! I am so sorry…Blair raped my dog Bill and I now have to take him to therapy 6 times a week. Poor lil bastard :(

    ps…I think we need a “Crimes that Blair committed against Humanity Board” I bet there is some doozies out there ;)

  38. wvatoolgrlNo Gravatar | November 9th, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    Will plan on visiting more frequently hellboy.  Thanks for allowing the TA folk to have a place to commune together.  The forum looks to be promising and hope there will be more interaction among it.  Thx!

    Shout out to nathan!  ; )

  39. nathanNo Gravatar | November 11th, 2009 at 2:00 am

    Howdy WVA!…glad you made it!

  40. teshla314No Gravatar | November 11th, 2009 at 2:09 am

    Howdy WVA!…glad you made it!

     
    Nate Dogg!!!!! What is the good word, thunderbird?

  41. nathanNo Gravatar | November 11th, 2009 at 2:20 am

    same shit!, getting sick it seems, How bout you?
    Titans won again! Dolphins had them on their heels, sorta got screwed as well.
    We should start a sports forum here I guess.

  42. teshla314No Gravatar | November 11th, 2009 at 3:35 am

    same shit!, getting sick it seems, How bout you? Titans won again! Dolphins had them on their heels, sorta got screwed as well. We should start a sports forum here I guess.

     
    We should start a  sports forum, indeed. Nope, not getting sick, but I thinks that I may have injured my knee.
     
    It has not felt right for some time.

  43. enokNo Gravatar | November 13th, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    wasent there post to be some shit hapnin taday? the 12th?

  44. teshla314No Gravatar | November 13th, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    wasent there post to be some shit hapnin taday? the 12th?

     
    Yes, yes there is some shit happenin’ today! IT’S FRIDAY NUKKAS!!!!

  45. small_maidenNo Gravatar | March 2nd, 2010 at 3:42 am

    Still no boards or pm’s wtf?  Good to know there’s a TA refugee camp.

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