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ilikecheese
ilikecheese
Member
12 years ago

*offers maynard chapstick*

Calfium Jay
Calfium Jay
12 years ago

Well…I suppose he’s gotta do something to kill the boredom while Larry, Moe and Curly Sue spend the next 18 months tinkering in the studio.

Lizbet
Lizbet
12 years ago

I was impressed with his teeth! But seriously I did enjoy that more than the Man Overboard vid. The physical humour of poking out and emphasising his basically healthy stomach was funny.

SHbassGTR
12 years ago

I liked it. And I really want that “Who Farted” shirt!

monkeyghostpirate
monkeyghostpirate
12 years ago

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I liked it. And I really want that “Who Farted” shirt!
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danielkauai21
danielkauai21
12 years ago

The best thing about this video was that meats mier had nothing to do with it.

ilikecheese
ilikecheese
Member
12 years ago

^+1.1

Mog
Mog
12 years ago

Calfium Jay – 2 hours ago  » 
Well…I suppose he’s gotta do something to kill the boredom while Larry, Moe and Curly Sue spend the next 18 months tinkering in the studio.

You are joking right? Maynard is the reason there isn’t a new Tool album. Guarantee if he would have gone to the guys and said let’s get this done and never did this goofy ass Puscifer project or toured with APC twice that we would all be listening to another quality Tool album. The other guys actually ENJOY making music together.

Tyson
Tyson
Member
12 years ago

I know the real reason Mog, starts with J and ends with ews.

ilikecheese
ilikecheese
Member
12 years ago

Is rehash the “resin” of hash? I rather like hash. It is delicious. I make an incredible corned beef hash. With two sunny-side ups on top it is a breakfast to eat for.

demorgan
12 years ago

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Is rehash the “resin” of hash? I rather like hash. It is delicious. I make an incredible corned beef hash. With two sunny-side ups on top it is a breakfast to eat for.
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Agreed. Now where is the local cafe?

polarbear_15
polarbear_15
12 years ago

This video kicks ass, definitely one of Puscifer’s best. Probably their best, actually. Meats is a cool dude, but I much prefer his Tool animations over Puscifer’s. Though his animations certainly are a big part of what Puscifer, as a whole, is.

264zn
264zn
12 years ago

^^^ Agreed, this is their best vid, fuckn rocks. So who are the other muscians involved in this track? I don’t have a copy of the album…yet…

polarbear_15
polarbear_15
12 years ago

264zn – 37 minutes ago  » 
So who are the other muscians involved in this track? I don’t have a copy of the album…yet…

There is a scan of the credits in the Puscifer thread, you may want to check over there.

264zn
264zn
12 years ago

Chur

nednarb
12 years ago

maynards teeth do look great. i remember the pictures in tool’s album art, and boy they were bad. i think he even had to wear some head harness thing just to talk without a bad lisp.
luckily maynard was able to ride on the coattails of tool’s success long enough to make enough money to pay for an excellent oral surgeon. too bad he is such a pompous asshole who forgot where he came from to even bother to thank his tool band-mates for those great chompers.

Mog
Mog
12 years ago

^+1

ziggy23
ziggy23
12 years ago

^+1

Naattik
12 years ago

^ When you ASSume, it makes an ass out of you, according to me.

Mog
Mog
12 years ago

^maynard fanboi

Naattik
12 years ago

@ Mog – Bwahahaha! Obviously, you haven’t been paying attention. That’s not me.

TOOLOGY719
12 years ago

I saw Mog cutting a glory hole in MJK’s dressing room. don’t listen to him.

ilikecheese
ilikecheese
Member
12 years ago

I like the video. Reminds me of……..ME!

Mog
Mog
12 years ago

kittaan – 14 minutes ago  » 
@ Mog – Bwahahaha! Obviously, you haven’t been paying attention. That’s not me.

yeah yeah you want his nuts on your chin while you turn it up to 11

:p

bomtwo
12 years ago

https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=108587985918414

find the comment by a guy named jason that says “focus on tool, fucker”  then read what Maynard said in response.  should give people a little relief. 

nxrm
nxrm
12 years ago

bomtwo – 23 minutes ago  » 
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=108587985918414
find the comment by a guy named jason that says “focus on tool, fucker”  then read what Maynard said in response.  should give people a little relief. 

Or, you could just share the response with us. : )
I only say this because I can’t seem to load the “older posts” at the moment.

Mog
Mog
12 years ago

bomtwo – 25 minutes ago  » 
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=108587985918414
find the comment by a guy named jason that says “focus on tool, fucker”  then read what Maynard said in response.  should give people a little relief. 

bravo to jason. I don’t have facebook so I have no clue what he said must have been an older post which is not loading. I imagine he yammered on about artisdick integrity, westpoint medals, and stinkfisting wine bottles.

nednarb
12 years ago

maynard said some people can do two things at once

Mog
Mog
12 years ago

nednarb – 1 minute ago  » 
maynard said some people can do two things at once

That wasn’t quite as pretentious as I thought it was going to be.

Alright I have cracked on Maynard enough. Is Conditions worth buying? Is there any song on the album as good as The Humbling River?

nednarb
12 years ago

humbling river is a great song, but i think several songs on COMP are in that vain.
imo – COMP is a buy!

nxrm
nxrm
12 years ago

Mog – 14 minutes ago  » 

nednarb – 1 minute ago  » 
maynard said some people can do two things at once

That wasn’t quite as pretentious as I thought it was going to be.
Alright I have cracked on Maynard enough. Is Conditions worth buying? Is there any song on the album as good as The Humbling River?

I agree with rednard, a few of the songs on the album give off a Humbling River vibe. Definitely in the same vein.

Mog
Mog
12 years ago

Alright you Maynard lovers I will buy the damn album. *grumbles about the next Tool album*

nxrm
nxrm
12 years ago

Mog – 5 minutes ago  » 
Alright you Maynard lovers I will buy the damn album. *grumbles about the next Tool album*

“One of us, one of us, one of us…”

: )

ilikecheese
ilikecheese
Member
12 years ago

It is the best music ever recorded, in an opinion.

danielkauai21
danielkauai21
12 years ago

nxrm – 3 hours ago  »  Mog – 14 minutes ago  »  nednarb – 1 minute ago  »  maynard said some people can do two things at once That wasn’t quite as pretentious as I thought it was going to be. Alright I have cracked on Maynard enough. Is Conditions worth buying? Is there any song on the album as good as The Humbling River? I agree with rednard, a few of the songs on the album give off a Humbling River vibe. Definitely in the same vein. I love Humbling River, it’s one of my favorites. Can you refer… Read more »

nxrm
nxrm
12 years ago

^ “The Green Valley” primarily.
“Monsoons,” “Telling Ghosts,” and “Horizons” are great together. Completely different “types” of songs, but I think they’re in a similar vein to “The Humbling River.”
Then “Tumbleweed.” A lot more mellow and stripped down though.
And, sorry nednarb, didn’t mean rednard. : )

danielkauai21
danielkauai21
12 years ago

nxrm – 22 minutes ago  » 
^ “The Green Valley” primarily.
“Monsoons,” “Telling Ghosts,” and “Horizons” are great together. Completely different “types” of songs, but I think they’re in a similar vein to “The Humbling River.”
Then “Tumbleweed.” A lot more mellow and stripped down though.
And, sorry nednarb, didn’t mean rednard. : )

The rednard name makes sense if you consider the wig, the who farted shirt, the beef jerky and alcohol consumption and most of all the trailer.
Rednard should be the nickname on country night.

cultiv8420
cultiv8420
12 years ago

I wonder if this video is partly inspired by Meshuggah’s video for New Millenium Cyanide Christ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=798RPNPnkaE&feature=fvst

Naattik
12 years ago

cultiv8420 – 53 minutes ago  » 
I wonder if this video is partly inspired by Meshuggah’s video for New Millenium Cyanide Christ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=798RPNPnkaE&feature=fvst

Oh yeah, because Tomas is wearing the “Who Farted” T Shirt? Good eyes, you have to look really closely to see that. =p

Killer song and killer vid. Those fuckers know how to have fun.

Mog
Mog
12 years ago

^
Meshuggah = Real Metal
Haake = The Greatest Metal Drummer of all Time

ilikecheese
ilikecheese
Member
12 years ago

^so far we have one Rangers jersey and one Sabrea jersey

elusivEuphoria
elusivEuphoria
12 years ago

Nothing off this latest Puscifer LP has quite blown my skirt up at this point. (Haven’t bought it, just listened to about half of it when it was streaming on spin)

… but this song is growing on me a little.

I still say Puscifer Live performances >>>> Puscifer official releases 

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