Guest Reviewer: Panoply

I’ll just go right into it. ‘ Not feeling very artsy right now.

ISIS:

I wanted to like Isis, I really did, but after giving them the chance I trust they deserved (listening to their first two songs–couldn’t tell you what they were), I found that I just wasn’t into
it. It’s hard to feel a band on a spiritual level while their playing live, like Isis want, when you don’t know what the songs are about, or even what they’re called. So to me, in that moment, it just sounded like boring drone metal.

But here’s a recap anyways:

Isis walked out, instruments in hand, while receiving a very warm reception from the crowd, and just went right into playing. They all stood on the spot, with Aaron doing the most head banging/grooving. His growling screamo vocals sounded great, if that says anything.  They played on the stage–all right up front, close to the edge–while the sole green and purple lighting alternated boringly (theperfectdrugtheperfectdrugtheperfectdrug). Not their fault, obviously, being the opening act. But when QOTSA opened for NIN, THEY had a great set-up (And may I say, while I’m not that into them, they have been the best opening act I’ve seen thus far. And the contestants include TMV). But I heard some people around me commenting on how they had never heard of Isis, but really like the performance; “It’s so laid back… relaxing…”

Aaron: “Thank-you! We’re Isis.”

TOOL:

Now, while the stage set up was wretched, the white-everything projector-like floor really made the Band stand out. No hiding in the shadows for those guys!

Maynard removes his cowboy hat and does a wing-armed bow. “Hello Edmonton” (Alberta, Canada, if anyone’s wondering).
SPOILER (lol): and dood did we have a vocal Maynard tonight!

They go right into Stinkfist. Which sounded great! (matter of opinion… overheard people afterward talking about the crap sound, but it sounded very Toolish to me). Interspaced somewhere in the song was Adam’s new (to me?) soaring, distorted, riffing solo. Halfway through that solo Danny comes in with his great and diversified drumming skills, making for a protean duettino. Honestly, this song was just so great within the set.

Maynard: “President Bush says to say hi.”
Crowd: *Boooooooo*
Maynard: “What? Did I fuck your girlfriend or something?”
Falsetto time! (And this, will NOT, be the only time…)
This song (The Pot) sounds great live, and it’s very high energy. Justin KILLS it. I thought I liked him better with short hair, but not on this track! Justin was rocking out harder than I’ve ever seen. And his fingers were fucking everywhere, not that I play bass. It sounded just like it does on the CD, except you could feel the bass brown-noting your 4 degrees warmer. Great.

Forty Six & 2. Not much to say about the song. But man was I dancing like an asshole.

Maynard: “Want some more?”
Jambi sounds fucking DEADLY live. And Maynard gets his macho on during. Hands around dinner-plate-belt-buckle, He’s limboing Adam’s decapitating Iambic meter, fucking it reserve cowgirl even. You cannot wait to see this song live!

A much longer intro to Schism, and I don’t even know what song they’re playing. But once the song starts where it does on the CD, I’m dancing like a fucking retard again. And get this – Maynard did more falsetto! Throughout most of the whole! He sounded like a fucking chipmunk! But it didn’t degenerate the song AT ALL. Great way to spice things up. There is beauty in
the dissonance.

ROSETTA STONED IS A CYNOSURE. Don’t even know what that means? remember to write it down. This was the closest thing to an epic that there was on the setlist, and had it not lyrically been from the perspective of a flibbertigibbet, I WOULD consider it epic. I’m pretty sure the stuff getting projected was the recent work of Blair and Camella, as there was a naked guy running away from off-screen things in a desert somewhere, presumably out side Area 51. He looked CG at moments though… but I’m not sure. I haven’t seen Tool CG animations look that good before. CYNOSURE!

And God said, let them be sober. And the boys vociferated: why can’t we not be? Best supererogative moment of the concert: more guitar and drum solo/duettino! Though this time the guitar was 10x better! Adam truly is a god of precariously thriving distortion. This sounded so fresh to me. Loved it.

Maynard: “We have something cool called a time machine. Want to step inside with us?”
Opiate. VERY welcome surprise. Not much to say, I mean, it’s Opiate. Sounded awful (meaning reverential, look it up!).

Maynard: “I wanna tell you a story… but I’m not sure which to tell…”
“Oh, here’s one: How do you get a dog to stop humping you leg? Pick it up and suck its dick. …I’m not even joking.”
“Sorry about our president.” [Something about storm troopers... and buying the U.S. while our dollar is high, before they invade us for our oil.]
“And again, sorry about our president. I thought leaving that flaming pile of dog shit on his porch would help him get the hint. But I guess not. …I’m still on probation.”

Lateralus is such a classic. I’ll never get tired of the song. This is when they busted out the laser-floyd. No alterations, it didn’t need any.

Vicarious sounds and -feels- great live. No Vicarious video clips.
Fittingly, the projections were of T.V. snow. Nothing else to say about it, the song sounds just how you think it would.

Maynard: “Peace out.”

And they finish up with Aenima. It’s an anthem. I guarantee I spit all over the fucker in front me while singing along.

Ticket Sales in the Herald Sun

Sales of the Tool concerts yesterday have made it into the Herald Sun today.  The article talks about the tickets selling quick and getting up on Ebay.  It also talks about the possibility of more shows.  Personally, I think these extra shows are just the Big Day Out dates, but for the sake of those who missed out, I hope they’re not.

Thanks to Nemesis for the link.

Ticket Meltdown

Well, it looks like both shows have sold out, as we expected Melbourne pretty quickly, shortly followed by Sydney at around 10:00am.  1 Hour to sell out ain’t so bad.  Despite blackouts and Murphey trying to prevent me from doing so, I managed to get Sydney tickets,though they’re seated and waaaaaay up the back – but at least I’m in the building.

I know there’s plenty of people who missed out, and I feel for you all.  If anyone has any spares, and would like to help a Tool fan out (sorry, I’ll only be passing on tickets at face value + and booking fees and postage), then let me know at hellboy1975@gmail.com.  If you’re looking, let me know as well and I’ll see if I can get a bit of a hookup list going.

There’s also tickets on Ebay as we speak, many hitting $300+ for two tickets.  If money is no object, get over there, but from what I’ve seen GA tickets are a little scarce.  Anyway, as my mum tells me, if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all…..

Danny Confirms Big Day Out

According to many Kiwi’s, Danny confirmed last night that Tool will be playing on the Big Day Out. That’s no surprise to anyone I’m sure. Presumably the official BDO announcement will be made in the coming weeks. Part 2 of the interview will apparently show some more detail into the hobbies of the various members. Maybe someone will Youtube it.

Looks like Ticketmaster won’t be having a Pre-sale for the Tool shows. Tickets will go on sale tomorrow morning at 9:00am AEST, and there are outlets thoughout Australia, though none within about 600km of me…..

I’ll be taking my chances online, and I think I should be right provided I don’t leave it too late. You can also order over the phone, and the number to call is 13 61 00. Anyone who is able to lineup, I’d strongly suggest that you do.

Good luck to all of you tomorrow, and if you do miss out, stay tuned to Fourtheye, since I’m sure some of our readers will probably have some spares available.

Sydney Update

Just a little confirmation on details for the Sydney Tool show on the 24th of January.  Prices are $115 for Gold tickets, which is General Admission, and $90 for Silver, which are the seats at the back.  GA will be my goal but anywhere in the building will be good enough for me.

I signed up to the Ticketmaster website online the other day, and got an email with details of a Pre-Sale for the Gigantour feature Megadeth and Soulfly.  There was no indication if there would be a Tool pre-sale, but if you’re planning on buying online, I’d suggest signing up just in case – it costs nothing (except spam).  If there is a pre-sale, you’ll hear all about it on Fourtheye

Tour Press Release

For those interested, here’s a copy of the Press Release for the announced Tool Australian Tour in 2007:

  • http://www.fourtheye.net/download/Tool_2006.pdf

Edit: The PDF file seems to be buggered for some reason, so here’s a picture instead.  CSS file seems back to normal somewhat know as well.  Might do some more tweaking over the weekend.  Anyone with layout/cpolour scheme suggestions, feel free to let me know, as it’s about time for a facelift.

Australian Tour

Triple J finally got around to announcing, that Tool will be playing:

  • Sydney 24th January, 2007
  • Melbourne 31st January, 2007
  • Dates in NZ, Queensland, Adelaide and Perth to be announced.

Tickets go on sale later this month (the 25th of August according to the website the other day).

Several hints regarding the Big Day Out were dropped, so I think it’s safe to say Tool will be the headling act on this years event.  Stay tuned.

What’s not on the tour

Blair makes another Toolarmy exclusive post today outlining several things that will not be appearing on tour. Those wanting to see Danny in a spinning Motley Crue style drumkit will be dissappointed.

Personally I’d like to see:

  • Some form of UFO and/or kettle.
  • The ToolIsisBigBand. With subsequent release on Ipecac
  • Adam, Justin, Danny and Maynard in different spots on the stage.
  • Third Eye, just because I’ve never seen it live. And bring The Grudge back into the set, I never get tired of that song.
  • Two sets, one Old stuff, one all 10,000 Days.
  • Less Stinkfist, Sober, Prison Sex and 46&2.

What about you lot?

Australian of the Year Nomination

This year, my nomination goes to James, who found this link:

http://www.ticketmaster.com.au/search/search.asp?type=EVENT&search=tool

For those who can’t be bothered reading, tickets go on sale soon for a show in Melbourne at the Myer Music Bowl on the 31st of January 2007. Looks like a Big Day Out sideshow to me….

Edit: The date has since been removed from the site. A glimpse of what’s to come, or a genuine mistake?

Edit Edit: And now it’s back! (Thanks Ben)