F O U R T H E Y E

PimPle wrote:

UndKeineZwEier wrote:There's no E minor key on a keyboard.

Surely it would be D minor....

The saddest of all keys.

Maybe it's the "curveball"! Maybe it's the "big thing"! Maybe it's the DVD! Maybe it's a double album! Maybe it's the new TOOL Army website! Maybe it's a unicorn!




















I'm going with unicorn 'cause it's just as likely as any of those other scenarios.

I'm going to email Blair 10x a day. He will make them finish it faster because I will email him so much. No one has to kill themselves. Just hold your horses. I know this will work. Too late, I've already tried that x 20 a day You fucked up, the magic number was 10. Thanks a lot dickwad, we could h...

i get the feeling maynard wasnt there in the studio suggested in the motorhead video He doesn't contribute to the segues, at least in a live setting. I'm not saying that I think this is what the curveball is, necessarily. It's just on my wishlist. And... there are a few factors that would play into...

Haahaa! What, is Aaron Harris like TOOL's handyman or some shit? Its nice to read Maynerd's jamming with the band. I suspect he writes his parts the way a lot of artists do, by freestyling whatever thoughts and emotions the music digs up and just spitting it out into the mic. Then going back and lis...

Fourteenth place! Fourteenth place! Fourteenth place! But seriously, that can't be right. I thought it was more like 30th or 40th place.

In the 442 pages related to TOOL's social media there is like zero actual information regarding new music. Just "writing/arranging and fishing". That's fuckin' funny.

Thread needs more skepticism. Personally, this doesn't get me out of my chair 'cause I'll believe it when I see it.

Ravenpig wrote:Oh but rant #3,456,789 is much more useful, right? Ignore the fucking thread if you think it's dumb.

Aww, looks like I struck a nerve. Hilarious! Go home and get your shine box.

This is too funny. Maynard gets a pimple on his ass and people speculate a possible album release date by factoring that info into some pseudo timeline. Danny could get a parking ticket and someone would say some shit like, "Okay, so if he pays the ticket by January they can be in the studio by...

Opiate video will be a part of the Salival 2 package. Don't be surprised - we all know it's coming..... I agree with this, I think just a video release and nothing more would fuck people off a bit. Hopefully it all happens sooner rather than later.... Yeah man, TOOL would never do anything to "...

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10730837_10152352981066086_3472301887327568479_n.jpg?oh=47bfa1c269090db1336029c5d9de4dbf&oe=54F1EE47 Alex Grey · 19 hrs · Amazing Halloween Lateralus Tool Grey Art costume, don't know who tiz but great job. That is the gayest thing I've ...

Fuck! I was right in the middle of catching up on this thread when all of a sudden it got pruned. I gather the missing posts were the most entertaining too.

Had a good time except for the douchbags moshing. My sunglasses were stomped on and destroyed during American Life if that says anything. It says you were probably https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBifX0H3yg That song fuckin' rules! Progress classic rock at it's finest. Far out lyrics and great music...

6 pages of jibberjabber. Well done guys.

Joan Rivers passed. She was 134 years old.

Mork from fucking Ork offed himself.

budsyralli wrote:I dig the beatles.....just not all their songs.

I dig TOOL.....just not all their songs.

"Turn that fuckin' hesher music off, fag!"

Fuck that, it'd take me eight years to read all that shit!

[/quote]yeah I forget sometimes he runs this site. whatever, I'm retarded. sue me.[/quote]
I'd sue you but then you wouldn't be able to get any work done for 8+ years.

Christ, get a grip people. This lawsuit malarkey isn't the cause of any delay and it isn't the fuel Maynard needs to be inspired to write great lyrics. These are professional and extremely talented musicians, not fragile little children. We haven't received any new material simply because the music ...

Something's fishy. See what I did there?

Most of the songs on my top ten list I've never heard live, sadly.

Fuck onions! Oh wait, should I have posted this in The Grudge thread?