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by Calfium Jay
Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:55 pm
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random mueslis
Replies: 79
Views: 1122

Re: Random mueslis

I like petite girls.

Long legs? No thanks.

Could never understand the attraction of the Nicole Kidmans and Elle MacPhersons of this world.
by Calfium Jay
Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:51 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: All Metallica's soings ranked
Replies: 7
Views: 123

Re: All Metallica's soings ranked

A South East Asian girl who doesn't shave.
by Calfium Jay
Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:50 pm
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random mueslis
Replies: 79
Views: 1122

Re: Random mueslis

tys0n wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:05 am

Also I hope Cal wasn't trying to suggest that chick was his gf and I outed him, awkward.
Um...no.

There are no Hooters in Australia as far as I know anyway.
by Calfium Jay
Mon Jul 22, 2019 3:14 am
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random mueslis
Replies: 79
Views: 1122

Re: Random mueslis

Image


She looks familiar...
by Calfium Jay
Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:54 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 15364
Views: 1731008

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

budsyralli wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:34 pm
nice

Stop being confrontational.
by Calfium Jay
Sat Jul 20, 2019 7:18 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten + 3 Years, Shmen + 3 Years)
Replies: 5019
Views: 510538

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten + 3 Years, Shmen + 3 Years)

Bill Hilly wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:37 pm

Most likely to morph into a literal dickhead while also colluding with Russians - Calfium


Are you fat??

No, I'm serious. Are you??
by Calfium Jay
Fri Jul 19, 2019 11:51 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 15364
Views: 1731008

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

trilobite wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:53 pm

Anyone waiting on listening until the album is released, it's worth it. It's Tool. It's 100% a new Tool album. Lateralus be jealous. Can't wait for you all to hear it <3

You haven't heard it.


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by Calfium Jay
Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:09 pm
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random mueslis
Replies: 79
Views: 1122

Re: Random mueslis

Ditzy, image obsessed "bunnies". Literally. One of them was a "bunny" in Thailand. I assume that means she stood around in a bikini while men ogled her at corporate functions. But I suppose if one looks that good then one should show it off - otherwise what's the point?
by Calfium Jay
Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:06 pm
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random mueslis
Replies: 79
Views: 1122

Re: Random mueslis

Nope. .. "Why do you listen to stuff like that?!?" "Your fiance likes totally weird shit..." "What's Godflesh? What's a Godflesh ? Why do you listen to bands like that...?" "Why do you listen to metal and techno? Why not just choose one?!?" "This one's better. It's not so....morbid. Play more of thi...
by Calfium Jay
Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:47 pm
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random mueslis
Replies: 79
Views: 1122

Re: Random mueslis

hellboy wrote:
Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:02 pm
What about Friday night?

Last night we had tacos and watched Essendon destroy Adelaide in Adelaide. Then we smoked a joint.

Friday night she usually has a friend or two over and they gossip over wine while I listen to music.
by Calfium Jay
Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random mueslis
Replies: 79
Views: 1122

Re: Random mueslis

I'll ask her tonight when we're 69'ing on the couch after the gym which we do pretty much every Thursday and Sunday night.

Have fun with yr tv dinner and Game Of Thrones binge.
by Calfium Jay
Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:38 pm
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random mueslis
Replies: 79
Views: 1122

Re: Random mueslis

tys0n wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:38 pm

Oh totally, because Muslims and Hitler have nothing in common.

Go on, say something incendiary! Put me in my place and high five yrself and feel good about life for all of 20 seconds.

Then go back to being lonely and broke.


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by Calfium Jay
Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:04 pm
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random mueslis
Replies: 79
Views: 1122

Re: Random mueslis

I forgot to mention that I'm a gym junkie and I do intermittent fasting pretty much every week and take loads of supplements.

If I ate junk food without doing that shit, then yes I'd be fat. And I only eat junk food on the weekend. So what I originally said was misleading...
by Calfium Jay
Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:02 pm
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random mueslis
Replies: 79
Views: 1122

Re: Random mueslis

It says something when your pizza of choice is Dominos. Actually my favorite pizza joint is a halal joint about 2 minutes from my house. That's right - halal. Everything you thought you knew about me is wrong. My favorite take away in order of preference: Kebab Japanese Pizza Chinese Drive thru - K...
by Calfium Jay
Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:37 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 6678
Views: 754105

Re: What are you listening to?

hellboy wrote:
Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:09 pm

Hole are horrible both live and on record.

I saw them at the BDO in '95. People threw water bottles.

Afterwards, my friend saw Courtney and Al Jourgensen gettin' cosy together at a nightclub in Prahran.

Yuck.
by Calfium Jay
Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:34 pm
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random mueslis
Replies: 79
Views: 1122

Re: Random mueslis

I eat either KFC/McDonalds/Hungry Jacks/Dominos at least once a week and I'm not fat but muscular and I never get sick.

So...fuck you society for trying to guilt trip me.
by Calfium Jay
Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:30 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 15364
Views: 1731008

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Justin Beiber has a wife?!?!?!??

WHAT?!?!?!
by Calfium Jay
Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:50 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 15364
Views: 1731008

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

They're not that unique.

Jeez.


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by Calfium Jay
Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:13 pm
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random Bali Thread
Replies: 53
Views: 1196

Re: Random Bali Thread

No Bin Tang singlet or earthquake shudders just yet, but rode on a jet ski like a true Bogan I hope you made plenty of " whoop whoop whoop " sounds and rode your jet ski as close as humanly possible to folks who were innocently swimming and minding their own business, intimidating them into seeking...
by Calfium Jay
Sat Jul 13, 2019 3:54 am
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random Bali Thread
Replies: 53
Views: 1196

Re: Random Bali Thread

That was me - letting the air out of my tyres.
by Calfium Jay
Sat Jul 13, 2019 3:47 am
Forum: Infinity + 1
Topic: Random Bali Thread
Replies: 53
Views: 1196

Re: Random Bali Thread

Bali is "Bogan Paradise".

I've never been and I never intend on going.
by Calfium Jay
Sat Jul 13, 2019 3:45 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 15364
Views: 1731008

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

M0G wrote:
Sat Jul 13, 2019 3:27 am

I am probably the most critical person of Tool on this forum......

:lol: :lol:
by Calfium Jay
Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:49 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: New Music Thread
Replies: 1281
Views: 213844

Re: New Music Thread

Oren Ambarchi - Simian Angel


https://soundcloud.com/editionsmego/ore ... -emego-264


July 4th Editions Mego
by Calfium Jay
Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:55 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 6678
Views: 754105

Re: What are you listening to?



Ramleh - The Great Unlearning


new album
by Calfium Jay
Thu Jul 11, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: New Music Thread
Replies: 1281
Views: 213844

Re: New Music Thread

tys0n wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:41 am
And now Bon Iver has a new album out on the 30th of August

Fuck me, what a year

This by far has been my best year in 13.

Hmmmmmm


This is a great year for you -

https://www.kerrang.com/the-news/the-ne ... o-special/

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