F O U R T H E Y E

I could fake it. A band like Tool cannot fake the funk on a 10 year dud though. They better come correct this time, especially for the wait. They need to bring it. I have faith, but it's dwindling quickly.

As much as I love Tool's music, I can't bring myself to posting in the love muffin thread. This wait for a possible album with no real information is beyond obnoxious. As much as I can respect the positivity around here and the turning of a new leaf, I can't participate. I might come around if we ge...

I really did find out I have a mallet fracture on 3 of my fingers today. Doc said I need surgery. Fucking blows. My jerk off hand. I'm also an IT and working on my MBA, so I type a lot. Poking at keys on a board is not my idea of a good time.

Not Tyson wrote:

ziggy23 wrote:
I've done the math enough to know

While the fan does mid air digit inputting

That's pretty fucking funny.

I just got out of the hospital this afternoon. The doctor's prognosis is that I have mullet fingers. These last few hours have really put my lame life into perspective. I've had a dick on my shoulder my whole life. It's time to stop the hate. Stop the trolling. Stop the Hans bashing. Mullet fingers ...

This band is so fucked.

I like hearing my voice, so I recorded myself reading all of Blair's newsletters from 2000-2014. I play newsletter audio books wherever I go. I take my ghetto blaster to the grocery store and when walking my dog. The waterproof sony walkman is specifically for my naked dips in the nearby river. My f...

This new window licker, Alexio, is a fuckin nard 'tard. Fuck Tool.

http://www.autographu.com/autograph-adventures-maynard-james-keenan/ wrote: Then the line began to move, the snake regurgitating the contents of its belly, and the butterflies hatched from their cocoons inside me.

I love lamp.

*Edit - ...and posters.

Not Tyson wrote:
I saw them play last year, so I guess not.

Not to worry. Your proceeds went straight to their "fuck you" retirement account.

Petty Officer Seaman Spunk it is then.

Specter wrote:

This is for the mid 90's nostalgic folk.

I love Gwen's Bush.

Not Tyson wrote:We can all agree 'Best of's' are horrible but what band in your opinion has the best?

For me it's Depeche Mode

You're so emo, man.........or maybe hipster? Ah, let's not go down that Mode on the Road again.

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Bob Marley and the Wailers - Legend

You have to be stupid in the ears to not like Nickelback.

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Claymation Clutch

Mother fucking Alex Grey artwork again?!?!

It's a decoy.

xZ1mM3r wrote:
I bet Blair drives a Subaru Outback.



There, back on track.

That actually made me laugh.

Hans inadvertently saved Blair from a storm of lesbian bashing by dropping a Dane Cook reference. Well done, cornball.

The Boss wrote:

hellboy wrote:I don't even know who Dane Cook is.

You know Louie CK and other comedians, like Jim Jefferies?

Yeah?

The complete opposite of them.

LOL

hellboy wrote:I don't even know who Dane Cook is.

He's the Eminem of comedy.

Same good ol' days that you were pimping around in your sweet BMW.