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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by children » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:08 pm

brewdog123 wrote:
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Just stop now and grab greta van fleet stat.
Has Tool ever been on SNL?

Didn't think so, you just got TYSOWNED
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Lol that Greta guy looks so ridiculous with those try-hard 70s retro threads. He looks like an actual Hobbit, which would not matter so much if there music was good, but just adds to the cringe-factor even more. That SNL performance was so embarrassing too, just like the rest of their existence. People act like they are the renaissance of rock and roll, but they suck.

Imagine if Tool did perform on SNL at any point in their career, which would never happen, but it would be incredible. Would probably get banned anyway like Rage's performance was.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by unclejackson » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:03 pm

hellboy wrote:
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Tool_User wrote:
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I'm worried the 18 minute song will be shit and a large part of the album wasted. That's the kind of negative hype people need to be getting on board with.
Their track record on long songs is flawless, so I have no such concerns

If I remember correctly, Adam mentioned that Descending was a preview of sorts of what was then a 14 minute song. That was in 2015, I think.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by DeadGuyAle » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:01 pm

children wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:08 pm
Lol that Greta guy looks so ridiculous with those try-hard 70s retro threads. He looks like an actual Hobbit, which would not matter so much if there music was good, but just adds to the cringe-factor even more.
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didn't someone say before, there their and they're?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lachrymologist » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:17 pm

DeadGuyAle wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:01 pm
children wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:08 pm
Lol that Greta guy looks so ridiculous with those try-hard 70s retro threads. He looks like an actual Hobbit, which would not matter so much if there music was good, but just adds to the cringe-factor even more.
their

didn't someone say before, there their and they're?
Yeah it was kittan the king of pricks

If I recall correctly, I probably dont though so there's that..
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:25 pm

Title of the new Tool album will be Theiy're

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:26 pm

I'd also add that I have no doubt SNL would have Tool on their show should they ever express an interest.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:43 pm

Yeah, I don't know about that...
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:45 pm

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Yeah, I don't know about that...
Why not? They're one of the most popular bands in the world. No doubt there would be plenty of logistical issues, song length included, nor would I expect the band be interested, but those aside, I can't see why SNL wouldn't want them on the show.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:20 pm

lachrymologist wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:17 pm
DeadGuyAle wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:01 pm
children wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:08 pm
Lol that Greta guy looks so ridiculous with those try-hard 70s retro threads. He looks like an actual Hobbit, which would not matter so much if there music was good, but just adds to the cringe-factor even more.
their

didn't someone say before, there their and they're?
Yeah it was kittan the king of pricks

If I recall correctly, I probably dont though so there's that..
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:22 pm

hellboy wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:45 pm
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Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:43 pm
Yeah, I don't know about that...
Why not? They're one of the most popular bands in the world. No doubt there would be plenty of logistical issues, song length included, nor would I expect the band be interested, but those aside, I can't see why SNL wouldn't want them on the show.
You should look over the list of acts they've had on over the last decade and then tell me if you think would really fit in on that list...
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by tys0n » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:23 pm

Yeah, the only rock/heavy bands I could see were lameo's like aerosmith, korn and living color
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:45 pm

Plenty of legacy and rock acts there. Are you guys under the impression Tool area black metal or something?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by basejumper » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:54 pm

I would lose all kinds of respect for TooL if they played on SNL.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:13 am

basejumper wrote:
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I would lose all kinds of respect for TooL if they played on SNL.
I think we can all agree it's quite unlikely to happen.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:18 am

Tool on SNL confirmed!
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by children » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:15 am

DeadGuyAle wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:01 pm
children wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:08 pm
Lol that Greta guy looks so ridiculous with those try-hard 70s retro threads. He looks like an actual Hobbit, which would not matter so much if there music was good, but just adds to the cringe-factor even more.
their

didn't someone say before, there their and they're?
You're probably a big fan of Greta lol
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by brewdog123 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:40 am

snl would kill to have something interesting, thought proving, and rocking like Tool on THEIR program

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:37 am

SNL try to book "hip" acts; Tool are not "hip", they are very niche. When SNL doesn't book a "hot" artist they'll look for a legacy act with enough mainstream approval to be uncontroversial, i.e. Paul Simon or U2. Tool do not have that mainstream approval. Too alternative; too outsider.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by rshforgothispw » Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:37 am

Maynard should host with tool in the promo vids but then have the musical act be puscifer

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by tiresias » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:36 am

rshforgothispw wrote:
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Maynard should host with tool in the promo vids but then have the musical act be puscifer
Comment of the year! This is the most likely scenario. Studio 8H would literally melt if Tool brought the business. It is a perfect venue for puscifer though. Let carina do her thing. She is amazing. MJK as host would be great, but I think he would choke Pete Davidson out if he broke during a scene. Maynard would be great as the substitute teacher bit they have been running.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by rinkwhopper » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:39 am

UndKeineZwEier wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:37 am
Tool are not "hip",
Completely agree. If you note the knuckle-dragger bands that they are generally forced to play alongside at festivals, this should be very clear. It is embarrassing how uncool Tool is, and I generally shy away from telling people I'm a Tool fan unless they profess their admiration first.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ettan » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:39 am



#NotNewTool

Next week then maybe or something, I don't know :D

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by MobileVortex » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:39 am

Gonna be a good Friday.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lukas » Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:13 am

announcement this friday

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:36 am

Maynard wouldn't troll Tool fans, would he? Nah, he wouldn't. Nope, never.
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