Random Tool Social Media thread
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The main issue I have with it is that it's too low effort. If you're going to come up with some hoax Tool news, at least put some effort into the song titles.
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Bill Hilly
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I think it was intended to be funny.
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It was funny, more in a "that guy is a pathetic idiot" kind of way though.Bill Hilly wrote:I think it was intended to be funny.
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I like that Hyperbola artwork, for a single.
We’re gonna hate/make fun of all the song names and artwork, aren’t we?
(^^^assumptions of an actual new album of course)
We’re gonna hate/make fun of all the song names and artwork, aren’t we?
(^^^assumptions of an actual new album of course)
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Are you all doing the thing again where you act like Tool’s song titles are so weird/cool/mysterious/etc?
Cause they’re not. They’re dumb. Imagine showing this list to someone who’s never heard them before, assuming they’re still not laughing at you for listening to a band called Tool:
Jerk Off
Prison Sex
Stinkfist
Hooker with a Penis
Pushit
Aenema
Third Eye
Ticks and Leeches
The Pot
Rosetta Stoned
Cause they’re not. They’re dumb. Imagine showing this list to someone who’s never heard them before, assuming they’re still not laughing at you for listening to a band called Tool:
Jerk Off
Prison Sex
Stinkfist
Hooker with a Penis
Pushit
Aenema
Third Eye
Ticks and Leeches
The Pot
Rosetta Stoned
Hey! Denty!
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0% chance it's out in May 2018.
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Disgustipated is still my favorite song title.Ravenpig wrote:Are you all doing the thing again where you act like Tool’s song titles are so weird/cool/mysterious/etc?
Cause they’re not. They’re dumb. Imagine showing this list to someone who’s never heard them before, assuming they’re still not laughing at you for listening to a band called Tool:
Jerk Off
Prison Sex
Stinkfist
Hooker with a Penis
Pushit
Aenema
Third Eye
Ticks and Leeches
The Pot
Rosetta Stoned
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Heenandhchababzu(-)(+2)[<3] would be a cool album title.
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Damn it I knew I forgot at least one!Bill Hilly wrote: Disgustipated is still my favorite song title.
Hey! Denty!
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Came across this not long ago:
Chris Schleyer is Justin's bass tech, and target of many lyrical changes by Maynard.
Chris Schleyer is Justin's bass tech, and target of many lyrical changes by Maynard.
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- You like noisy music?
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.
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100% agree with maynard
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Fake news brohiem. Rampant deceivers all over the interwebs these day. Fourtheye news for life!Ravenpig wrote:Nah I believe the random jabroni on Reddit.
So Long, and Thanks for All the Tool.
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Hope they don't limit themselves to 80minutes or whatever a CD used to be.
Seems a shame to cut great tracks in favour of a dead technology.
Seems a shame to cut great tracks in favour of a dead technology.
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Nah, limitations are good. If they don't want to cut stuff they can always do a double CD.
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no tool album before summer
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Burp
- You like noisy music?
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.
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Maynard confirming what people with common sense already know - Tool are yet to record and won't be releasing shit until much later in the year.
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Is "insufferable retards" not PC in 2018? Seeing some of these mouth breather comments on twitter, reddit, etc hurts my eyes with shame.
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