If you could decide a Tool setlist, what would it be?

[Kittaan]

1. "Stinkfist"
etc

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Also, why the quotes for the songs? Just curious.

[ilikecheese]

1. "Stinkfist"
etc

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Also, why the quotes for the songs? Just curious.

Maybe he was being "sarcastic"

[UndKeineZwEier]

A banana

[trilobite]

1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4... Stinkfist.

[all_one_mind]

1. "Stinkfist"
etc

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Also, why the quotes for the songs? Just curious.

I was going to just say be like Melvins etc and tour a 'classic' album, specifically Aenima. Instead of typing the songs out, I copied them.

[Dirty Collins]

Sober
46&2
Schism
Eulogy
Pushit
The Pot

Set break while Maynard talks about how lame tool fans are and thanks us for all of our money and tells us that he's already rich and doesn't give a shit if we listen to his music anymore.... Oh and he admits that he only created Puscifer to fuck with us and agrees the music is horrible...

Hooker with a penis (Naturally)
Aenima
Vicarious (not only does MJK not sing the end part, he moons the crowd when he should be singing that part)
10 minute drum solo
Lateralus (William Shanter on vocals)

[ilikecheese]

2 hours of "We Will Rock You" ad-libbed.

[limeygringo]

Sweat
The Grudge
Eulogy
Merkaba
Third Eye
Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned
Crawl Away
White Lines (Don't Don't Do It)
Highly Illogical (Spock cover)

Break - Every character Adam Jones has ever made a puppet of comes on stage and climbs the Astrocrag, including the Dilophasuar

Jerk Off
Ticks and Leeches
Stinkfist
46&2
H
Parabol/a
Vicarious
Aenema
Lateralus (Maynard reveals he can fly, I.e. Garth brooks and r Kelly)

[UndKeineZwEier]

Sweat
Hush
Part Of Me
Cold And Ugly
Jerk-Off
Opiate
Intolerance
Prison Sex
Sober
Bottom
Crawl Away
Swamp Song
Undertow
4 Degrees
Flood
1 minute of silence
Disgustipated
Stinkfist
Eulogy
H
Useful Idiot
Forty Six & 2
Message To Harry Manback
Hooker With A Penis
Intermission
Jimmy
Die Eier Von Satan
Pushit
Cesaro Summability
Ænema
(-) Ions
Third Eye
Message To Harry Manback 2
You Lied
Merkaba
No Quarter
L.A. Municipal Court
Maynard's Dick
The Grudge
Eon Blue Apocalypse
The Patient
Mantra
Schism
Parabol
Parabola
Ticks & Leeches
Lateralus
Disposition
Reflection
Triad
Faaip De Oaid
Vicarious
Jambi
Wings For Marie
10,000 Days
The Pot
Lipan Conjuring
Lost Keys
Rosetta Stoned
Intension
Right In Two
Viginti Tres

[The Boss]

Did you just list every son-

Yep.

[Ravenpig]

I would boo during the 1 minute of silence.

[Headwaltz]

Third Eye (with "Think For Yourself"-intro)
Eulogy
Jambi
Bottom
46&2
Schism
Pushit (Salival)
Intension
Flood
Disposition
Reflection
Triad
Aenima
Lateralus

encore (ha ha)
No Quarter
Opiate
Faaip De Oiad

[ilikecheese]

I would scream my annoying nuts off during
Wings For Marie and 10,000 Days.

***
of course I'm kidding; I refer simply to the fuck-cramps who do scream their annoying nuts off during, well you get the picture...and you will.

[trilobite]

Sober
46&2
Schism
Eulogy
Pushit
The Pot

Set break while Maynard talks about how lame tool fans are and thanks us for all of our money and tells us that he's already rich and doesn't give a shit if we listen to his music anymore.... Oh and he admits that he only created Puscifer to fuck with us and agrees the music is horrible...

Hooker with a penis (Naturally)
Aenima
Vicarious (not only does MJK not sing the end part, he moons the crowd when he should be singing that part)
10 minute drum solo
Lateralus (William Shanter on vocals)

I could live happily after this show.

[Ravenpig]

That sounds like not only the greatest Tool show ever, but the greatest show ever period.

[bonebroke]

Third Eye
The Pot
Pushit
Disposition
Reflection
The Patient
Intension
RIght In Two
Wings For Marie
10,000 Days

[azbay]

Eulogy
parabol/a
disposition
reflection
The Grudge
H
Jimmy
You Lied
The Patient
prison sex
cold and ugly

(not necessarily in that order)

[Bill Hilly]

Disposition
Reflection
Triad
Eulogy
Undertow
Parabol/a
Rosetta Stoned
Third Eye
4 degrees
The Grudge
No Quarter
Lateralus

[N.Y.H.C.]

thanks for resurrecting the most useless Fourth Eye thread of all time.

[xZ1mM3r]

thanks for resurrecting the most useless Fourth Eye thread of all time.

I think that honor goes to the album release date contest

[trilobite]

Disposition
Reflection
Triad
Eulogy
Undertow
Parabol/a
Rosetta Stoned
Third Eye
4 degrees
The Grudge
No Quarter
Lateralus

This is good. But pushit instead of Triad. More Aenima in general.
But awesome to see 4 degrees even mentioned. Probably my favorite Undertow track

[SoMuchChub]

The Grudge
Stinkfist
Sober
Eulogy
Eon Blue Apocalypse
The Patient
Parabol
Parabola
Disposition
Reflection
Triad
H.

Intermission during which we get the video for the Pot and a different fan at each venue is invited on stage to dance to Basement Jaxx's "Where's Your Head At?"

Flood
Schism
Pushit
Lateralus

We're then invited by the band to stay after the show and watch a five hour documentary presented by Blair on some shit no one cares about. It'll probably just be him reading newsletters from the past and imploring us it's important.

[basejumper]

thanks for resurrecting the most useless Fourth Eye thread of all time.

I think that honor goes to the album release date contest

Hey now! Them there is fightin' words!

[Ravenpig]

2 hour long version of L. A. M. C.

[trilobite]

Pip fartin' on a snare drum