Random Tool Social Media thread

[brianlikesmovies]

Regardless of what the band doesn't do, one sheets should be arriving to stores in the next week or two. Someone will leak it then. I worked at a record shop for 8 years and have a friend looking out for me.

I think you nailed it. We didn't get a single we got YouTube mobile clips. We won't get an album title or tracklist from the band it will come from reddit or someone's mate at the record store. Fucking bizarre but whatever.

I got a buddy at my local record store with my number on hand. Hes gonna ring me once he gets any and all info asap.

[bob]

wha wha!

[sudnshok]

I can't believe how optimistic you guys are. No chance this album is being released Aug 30.

[ms2r]

Yes it will be.

[snazzl3frass]

Yeah. Nah.

[rshforgothispw]

Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the single date but I think the cd is dropping on the 30th

[snazzl3frass]

I think we’re all gonna self destruct when we find out they broke up in 2011 and decoy band has been trolling us hardcore.

[tys0n]

I'm not suggesting that there will be a comic released by the way, but if there was I doubt is going to be Maynard as Superman or some shit

Oh I know. I just brought it up because the shared facts of SDCC, Adam's love for comics, and Adam being the packaging guy.

"LATERALUS MAN" - complete with two eye-sawblade weapons, transcends reality to fight for justice!

(*gets stabbed by thug*) This pain is an illusion! Unfortunately not so for you...

[Takeo]

On the bright side, Top Gun 2 trailer is pretty good. Also worth noting Top Gun 2 and Invincible seem to address the same subject matter. New theme song?

[trilobite]

Anyone waiting on listening until the album is released, it's worth it. It's Tool. It's 100% a new Tool album. Lateralus be jealous. Can't wait for you all to hear it <3

[trilobite]

Tool's back.

[Calfium Jay]

Anyone waiting on listening until the album is released, it's worth it. It's Tool. It's 100% a new Tool album. Lateralus be jealous. Can't wait for you all to hear it <3

You haven't heard it.

[Tool_User]

Anyone waiting on listening for the album to be released is a chump.

[inequitude]

Dude posted this on Reddit just before - I'd forgotten about it - it's different from the promo of similar length used for the music clinic advert, which is essentially the Descending we've heard now.

Bleeds (bleeds?) well into beginning of Descending.

Seems to be more than a jam or part of an evolution that became Descending as we know it now. Justin in particular is polished and pronounced enough to make me think it's not something they'd scrap.

So... Ascending??

I'm wondering if this is what Invincible eventually became. I saw them debut(?) this in Reno and it melted my face. Thought we were actually getting a new song at first, and whether or not it's on the new album, I'll always consider this one of the best Tool riffs/jams ever.

Did anyone here go to a clinic last year? Did they play this descending teaser live or is this just the audio for the video? I notice a lot of cuts and bad fades so I’m wondering if this is all snippets from descending? Earlier version? Is it ascending? Sounded great in the car.

I went to one - they played the version in the music clinic ad which imo is what Descending evolved into. The other one I think because of Adams riff-raffing around is connected to, but not specifically, Descending as we've herd it now. They've labeled 'A/Descending' in years gone by, and now what we have is just Descending. Prob just more poorly articulated speculation on my part.

[Shed523]

I Really Really hope Adam wins the prog cover art contest. I’ve been voting for Ramagehead since Blair’s first post!?

[Busty McCracken]

On the bright side, Top Gun 2 trailer is pretty good. Also worth noting Top Gun 2 and Invincible seem to address the same subject matter. New theme song?

While I don't doubt the flight scenes will look and sound incredible let's break down the trailer.

Tom cruise rides down a road sans helmet alongside a fighter pilot

Beach volleyball scene

Someone playing piano in a bar

Stinger appears to still hold a position of power. What is he... 90???

I mean I'm all for a bit of nostalgia but it's like they're not even trying

[Fartypants_McGee]

On the bright side, Top Gun 2 trailer is pretty good. Also worth noting Top Gun 2 and Invincible seem to address the same subject matter. New theme song?

While I don't doubt the flight scenes will look and sound incredible let's break down the trailer.

Tom cruise rides down a road sans helmet alongside a fighter pilot

Beach volleyball scene

Someone playing piano in a bar

Stinger appears to still hold a position of power. What is he... 90???

I mean I'm all for a bit of nostalgia but it's like they're not even trying

Brother, as a younger man I got shitfaced in that very bar and then pissed in an elevator in the hotel across the street, who foolishly rented 2 rooms to about 15 Marines as though they didn't know we'd be...a problem.

This has shit to do with anything, but I will watch the everloving fuck out of some Top Gun 2.

[Fartypants_McGee]

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Stinger appears to still hold a position of power. What is he... 90???
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Who the fuck is Stinger? Are you confusing Ed-God-Damned-Harris with Tom-Motherfucking-Skerrit????

[limeygringo]

Rumor is the sequel is going to address these plot holes.

[Busty McCracken]

Stinger appears to still hold a position of power. What is he... 90???
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Who the fuck is Stinger? Are you confusing Ed-God-Damned-Harris with Tom-Motherfucking-Skerrit????
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Jesus age Christ I think I just did! And great job on the bar story

[Busty McCracken]

Rumor is the sequel is going to address these plot holes.

That is fucking fantastic

[Fartypants_McGee]

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And great job on the bar story
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No man is your friend who says, "I bet you can't slam this bottle of Wild Turkey, you pussy."

That's how you wind up in the Upside Down.

[Bill Hilly]

Rumor is the sequel is going to address these plot holes.

That is fucking fantastic

^

[BlackHole83]

40 days!! Good times ahead. By the way, isn’t there a movie thread for all this non sense? Let’s keep it strictly TOOL.

[limeygringo]

40 days!! Good times ahead. By the way, isn’t there a movie thread for all this non sense? Let’s keep it strictly TOOL.

https://www.dailygrail.com/2009/12/occult-rock/

Hopefully this steers us in the right direction. Just be careful, according to Bowie 'drugs + Ouiji" = Bad Juju. And I believe him.