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hellboy wrote:It's fun if you like breeding, training and showing purebred dogs.
You sound like hitler, all zee mixed puppiez into zee ovenz!!!
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When you buy a dog, what will you do with the shelter dog you kill?
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Not Tyson wrote:When you buy a dog, what will you do with the shelter dog you kill?
I'm sure it'd go well in a decent stir fry
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hellboy wrote:
It's fun if you like breeding, training and showing purebred dogs.
I guess you are right... it would be fun to create animals from a limited gene pool that are susceptible to a wide range of congenital health problems and then throw them to the shelters when they don't make the grade and won't make you money. :?
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hellboy wrote:
It's fun if you like breeding, training and showing purebred dogs.
It would also probbly make you a gigantic faggot.
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The Boss wrote:
hellboy wrote:
It's fun if you like breeding, training and showing purebred dogs.
It would also probbly make you a gigantic faggot.
Whoa whoa now, lets not denigrate faggots here.
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There are homosexuals here?

I always suspected joey of being a bit of a queer. Makes sense.
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No, I mean that's a pretty harsh thing to say about faggots.
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The Boss wrote:
It would also probbly make you a gigantic faggot.

basejumper wrote:

I guess you are right... it would be fun to create animals from a limited gene pool that are susceptible to a wide range of congenital health problems and then throw them to the shelters when they don't make the grade and won't make you money. :?
It's good to be TOP DOG!
I don't disagree with either statement, but there you have it. People do enjoy dog breeding. Some people probably also think caving, basejumping and liking the Melvins is also idiotic.

The point is, just because you don't view it as a good hobby, doesn't mean there are no good reasons for doing it.
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If they can take a vicious rodgering up the anus, I'm sure mere words won't hurt them.
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Back on topic: I am totally getting a rat when I settle down in Oz.
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Purebreed?
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hellboy wrote:Purebreed?
;)

I'm not even sure such a thing exists.

I had a rat years ago. He was a boss. I named him Kafka.
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hellboy wrote:Purebreed?
Funny! :lol:

My friend has an idea to control the rat population by genetically modifying it so it grows a large set of antlers. No more scurrying into those tight spaces!
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Umadbrah? wrote:
N.Y.H.C. wrote:what's the pup's name?
His name is Jax, he's a lot of fun. One of my neighbors adopted a litter from a relative because the shelter they would have taken him too was a kill shelter. It was kinda a spur of the moment decision, but when i first saw him he was too much fun not to take home. Having a puppy is a lot more work then I imagined but it's given me a reason to get up off my ass.
well I think Jax wins...fatality.
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The Boss wrote:Back on topic: I am totally getting a rat when I settle down in Oz.
Rats are pretty chill pets and relatively easy to maintain. We've had various rats for probably a decade now. Of course they typically last only around 2 years so there's high turnover in that department here.
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"Has any Fourtheye member eaten rat?" he said.
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Nah, but I saw several being sold on the street in Beijing. They were already cooked, with sticks up their asses.

Made me a little sad, because I'm a huge poonani. :(
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The Boss wrote:Nah, but I saw several being sold on the street in Beijing. They were already cooked, with sticks up their asses.

Made me a little sad, because I'm a huge poonani. :(

"Beijing just wasn't your kinda town is all" he said.
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"Apparently, Cheese has a new 'thing'" He said
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Kittaan wrote:H
A 'capital' idea, God!" he said.
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^Cool.
Speaking of animals
I scared the shit out of 3 year old today
and not by accident
It was hilarious
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back on topic:

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preparing the house this evening for
POSSIBLY a new arrival

Got my eye on a fat little chocolate puppy at the shelter just around the corner from work

taking E into meet him tomorrow and hopefully they hit it off.

if so, cute god damn fucking puppy pictures will ensue.
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