The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)

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joeypants wrote:I found Blood Into Wine to be interesting whether you're a Tool fan or not. I watched it with a couple of people (anecdotal evidence whoooooooo) who love wine and fucking HATE Tool (or think they do... they're ignorant mostly on the subject but who can blame them). They both thought it was a good documentary and interesting look into a new wine-maker. They also were more open to checking out a Tool show some day and had their perception of the band/Maynard changed. So... mission accomplished, Maynard?

At least, unlike some other celebrity wine makers, he actually gets his hands dirty and knows his shit beyond "yes we'll use those grapes, please."

Anyway what the fuck am I doing in the Grudge thread? Carry on.
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You really are misleading your friends. Hating Tool is a smart move and Maynard is a pretentious cunt. What have you gone and done?

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Bill Hilly wrote:
Hey Zimmer
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside it's my wine in a box
It's in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Hans, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my wine in a box
My wine in a box babe
It's my wine in a box
Ooh, my wine in a box girl
thats... thats the sweetest thing anyones ever said to me :roll:

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hey zimmieboy. it's a bag in da box. wine. red. bag in box. yum.
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After a long day, nothing beats opening the fridge and pouring a nice glass of walgreens boxed wine.
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I absolutely fucking HATE these dumb blonde bitches. She's extremely hot though but damn i'd be annoyed hearing her scream.

wait.. is that fucking iJustine?!

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Looks like the hipsters found out about Tool. This band is so fucked now. They've waited so long between albums that THEY have become hipster.
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They are not hipsters.
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Not Tyson wrote:They are not hipsters.
This just in: Hipster expert Tyson claims "They are not hipsters."
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iJustine have like 2 million subs on youtube.. how the hell did I even find that video.
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Bill Hilly wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:They are not hipsters.
This just in: Hipster expert Tyson claims "They are not hipsters."
“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.
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Tyson, shut the fuck up. Also, why the fuck did you remove your dumb ass post last night that was directed towards me? Pussy.
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Fuck Tool. Take my money.
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Fuck money, take my tool.
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I was kinda turned on by that one chick's indifference to Tool. Think she swallows?
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She looks like a spitter. :(
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Bill Hilly wrote:Tyson, shut the fuck up. Also, why the fuck did you remove your dumb ass post last night that was directed towards me? Pussy.
Man it took you awhile to realize Tyson is a gaping fucking vagina.
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snazzlefrass wrote:Fuck Tool. Take my money.
There is truth in thee strangest of places...
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snazzlefrass wrote:She looks like a spitter. :(
Watchchuu up to snagglerock? Haven't chated at you in a bit. Hope all is well
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she didn't mention that the last show she attended (10 years ago) was in support of 10,000 Days lol. it's nice to see a hot blonde go all out to see Tool. she's not even slightly annoying. good for you honey. big fan.
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Ettan wrote:I absolutely fucking HATE these dumb blonde bitches. She's extremely hot though but damn i'd be annoyed hearing her scream.

wait.. is that fucking iJustine?!

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Boss are you going to shows with the right people? I still get super pumped to go see them. the people you meet on the way there or sitting on line are actually all pretty cool. I see/hear a lot of douche bags in their bootleg videos but I haven't had that issue when I go to see them.
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N.Y.H.C. wrote:Boss are you going to shows with the right people? I still get super pumped to go see them. the people you meet on the way there or sitting on line are actually all pretty cool. I see/hear a lot of douche bags in their bootleg videos but I haven't had that issue when I go to see them.
I lined up overnight twice for TOOL tickets back in the day. I met some pretty cool people in the line-up.

I don't get your point. I was commenting that those chicks look young and happy, and I was expressing jealousy.

I nearly always meet cool people when I go to concerts.
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my bad, I misunderstood. I thought you were "sighing" for a fun concert experience long gone.
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Lined up :lol:

Glad I grew up in a coastal town, turned up at 8 with 10 people in front of me.
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when I last saw them in Jersey it was a mission. took two long train rides with a shit load of Tool fans, then there were like 20 shuttle buses going to the stadium. I felt like we were going to war.
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