New Album Release Date Competiton (longest online comp ever!)

[the chill]

Sorry. May 27, 2014. If that has been picked then I give up. I must not be a good "STALKER"

[basejumper]

Sorry. May 27, 2014. If that has been picked then I give up. I must not be a good "STALKER"

It has been taken...
Since it may be a little difficult to actually click on the first page and check which dates have been taken I have conveniently copied and pasted them below.

Davvda 02/11/14

Zwerewolf - 02/18/14

bonebroke - 02/25/14

Busty Mccraken -- 04/01/12 03/13/14

lipan conjuring -- 03/18/14

petemasterpete -03/25/14 - 03/24/15

CalfiumJay - 11/19/2013 03/30/14 - 10/28/14

Ilikecheese -- 8/20/13 04/01/14 - 05/27/14

General white -- 04/05/14

azbay - 4/15/14 - 07/22/14

doors --7/14/13 4/20/14

Fortysixandtwo-- 5/14/13 04/22/14 - 09/23/14

Insaner - 05/06/14

Sublime5446 - 05/13/14

Emsazo - 05/20/14

nicktheGC - 06/06/14

madson4562 - 06/10/14

Ravenpig - 5/7/13 Date passed, no change/second guess was provided. 07/29/14

Aenimal -- 08/26/14

BellJH -- 9/10/13 Date passed, no change/second guess was provided. 09/02/14

trustinmeandfall -- 5/9/13 09/09/14

Crow(the boss) --(I honestly hope that they never release anything ever again. 12/14) - 10/01/14

Ettan - 10/13/14

UKE -- 5/21/2012 10/15/13 Date passed. 11/11/14

264zn - 2/1/13 Date passed, no change/second guess was provided. 11/28/14

Kittaan -- 5/28/13 01/14/14 - 12/13/14

Tyson - 2/12/13 [But agrees with Crow - "honestly hopes that they never release anything ever again".] 02/15/15

Hellboy -- 6/11/13 03/12/15

Agenda - 3/25/15

'][' [[]] [[]] ][, 1/3/13 Date passed, no change/second guess was provided. 09/12/17

ziggy23 - 09/28/21

[basejumper]

strangely, I find myself admiring your stick-to-it-iveness related to the tracking of this thread whose outcome is likely to have little (to be read NO) reward for you in the end ... keep up the good work

Thanks. I wasn't looking for a reward, just thought it would be fun. If it goes on much longer I may apply for the world record longest running contest ever!

[the chill]

Thanks basejumper. I didn't even take the time to look at the front page.

The chill - June 3, 2014

[joeypants]

Joeypants - 4/14/15

[markuspoop]

12/9/14

[Kittaan]

Maybe stocking people associated to the band might reveal a better date?

Failing that, maybe stock members of the band themselves.

Unfortunately, the members of Tool are out of stock*. Try purchasing a member of a different band.

* Queue Cheese: "yadda yadda members yadda yadda tool....heh!"

[petemasterpete]

Maybe stocking people associated to the band might reveal a better date?

Failing that, maybe stock members of the band themselves.

Unfortunately, the members of Tool are out of stock*. Try purchasing a member of a different band.

* Queue Cheese: "yadda yadda members yadda yadda tool....heh!"

“In a couple of weeks. When we start, that’s going to be our main priority, and we’re pretty excited about it because we’ve been saying we need to start working on this album, but we’ve been procrastinating greatly with it. We’ve pretty much come up with every sort of excuse we can not to start work on the album, but we’ve run out of excuses, so we pretty much have to start work on it now.”

that is what Kirk Hammett just told Billboard

[ilikecheese]

you 'yadda yaddaed' over the best part....

[The Boss]

I think we'd be lucky to see it next year at this point.

[Calfium Jay]

If they manage to hit the studio by September of this year I'll keel over from shock.

Anyway, they've got a lot of hiking / fishing / bbqing / camping / surfing / holidaying to do, so let's not get in their way.....

[The Boss]

I honestly cannot believe they're touring again. Aren't they bored of playing the exact same songs?

I'm kind of bored of listening to them. Actually, very bored.

[ilikecheese]

If someone quotes the fucking song right now I will choke you until you die from axfi...asficti...assfixia...not breathing anymore.

[The Boss]

I just think that there's something, you know, kinda sad about the way that things have come to be.

And I feel as though I'm desensitised to almost everything - and you know what? What the hell became of subtlety?!

[bonebroke]

I went late Feb, a la Physical Graffiti, and out popped Morning Phase by Beck.
Not a lot of October hopefuls, so...
Final Answer (2nd time): 08/21/2014 -Back to Schoolin'

[trilobite]

Sometime in October.

Official

[Joe Christmas]

New to this board. Eagerly awaiting a new album....when would one reasonably expect this album to drop?

[sudnshok]

New to this board. Eagerly awaiting a new album....when would one reasonably expect this album to drop?

LOL. We've been expecting it for 5 years now.

Considering we are now approaching May 1 and there is still very little talk of the new album, it'll be well into 2015 at best before this thing comes out. Expect 7+ months from the date they hit the studio and there is no word on when that might be. Plus, that 7 months after they hit the studio could turn into 2 more years depending on how much procrastination Adam does with the packaging design (and I expect it will be a lot).

We're still also waiting on a live DVD, The Pot music video, Toolarmy website fix, and some curveball. Been waiting on most of those for 5+ years too.

Still my 2nd favorite band (behind Pink Floyd). But certainly by far, most frustrating band of all time.

[Calfium Jay]

certainly by far, THE most frustrating band of all time.

Don't forget, Wolfenstein: The New Order comes out next month, so....that'll delay the new album somewhat.

I'm still sticking to October / November 2015 tho'.

[ilikecheese]

I'm officially going with 'never.'

Fuck 'em if they don't want to release a fucking album.

[budsyralli]

I put my money on an astronomical event as due date.....what is the moon doing in the future?

[bag-a-bones]

I put my money on an astronomical event as due date.....what is the moon doing in the future?

Interesting. Well, there is a series of 4 "blood moons" (I believe called a tetrad) taking place 2014/2015. These are able to be viewed in the Western Hemisphere. The first happened on April 15 and it was pretty cool. The second will be sometime in oct. In 2015 there will be two more around the same times. This "tetrad" won't happen again for a long time. I believe around a century. Two solar eclipses this year also.

[bag-a-bones]

Personally.......I think they're simply waiting on the nod from the IAAC (illuminati album approval committee).

[hellboy]

We approved the new Tool album 3 years ago.

[N.Y.H.C.]

this thread is a running gag now.