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Seems like there are only 56 in stock.
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Bought.

Thanks for the tip-off.
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I'm not spending another fucking dime on this band. De-cent price though.
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.....and they're gone.
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<raises fist>
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I have the VHS edition. wooo me. But all dvd's had been gone and well this was somewhere on a shelf, so hey....
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Not Tyson wrote:You can almost see the outline of Adam's dong.

Come on, we all looked.
You were absolutely the first one to look.
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Tool should really consider a new vocalist at this point, they really can't let Maynard keep delaying the new album.
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I'd be fine with a replacement for Jones. Hell, just stop Tool and work on this new album all together and form a super group. Swap out Maynard and Adam for Mike Patton and Tosin Abasi.
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That would be awful.
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But at least we'd have a new album.
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True.
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It wouldn't be Tool though. At this point in time I don't think any of the four are replaceable.
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I don't know. I think they could get along fine without Sevan.
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hellboy wrote:It wouldn't be Tool though. At this point in time I don't think any of the four are replaceable.
I don't want the members of Tool replaced. I said that it would be fine with me if they just gave up on this album and called it a day. Form a super group with a couple new members. DC and Justin are attached at the hip, broz 4 life. It just has me thinking of what options might be out there if this album never makes it to the finish line. Seeing DC play with Claypool is a Primus example.
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They should get Brian Eno to produce their next album...!

For no real reason..
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Calfium Jay wrote:They should get Brian Eno to produce their next album...!

For no real reason..
He's a good producer, so that is a good reason. I'd be pretty excited if this happened (though I don't expect it ever would).
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No lineup changes required. All 4 are vital to the unique TOOL sound.
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Interesting post on Reddit:
From a May email from merch:
The reason why its two separate stores is because we have switched over to a different web host in order to upgrade to a better shipping platform and to be able to control the content and design. Unfortunately we were never given the ok to switch over the membership site and the band didn’t want to fork out money to update the site because they are planning to launch a really cool membership site which includes a shopping bazaar. So thats the reason why we are still stuck on a crappy host with TOOLARMY and its kinda funny that we have very limited control over the TOOLARMY site. We can’t even update the membership packages page. When we try and make the membership packs page go live with the updated contents of each membership package a few hours later it goes back to the original membership page which is bad because we don’t have a way to alert our customers that the package contents for each level of membership has changed quite a bit. This is the same reason why the items sold in TOOLbands shop differs from the shopping bazaar on the membership site. Therefore i would suggest keeping an eye out on toolbans store. If anything its going to be posted on there first and way before it gets put in the shipping bazaar. TOOL ORDERS
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Kinda
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DO they really have the audacity to launch a new membership driven website, if so hats off to them.

The butthurt will be palpable but it will still be a huge success.

Can't wait for my new plastic jacket and maybe a Tool coaster, perhaps a pacifier to quell the haters.
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Not Tyson wrote:DO they really have the audacity to launch a new membership driven website, if so hats off to them.
They sure have burnt up a lot of goodwill with the way they've run Toolarmy.

Unless they can guarantee pre-sales, and exclusive early access to things like signed Lateralus vinyls and other reissues I think a new membership website would largely be a waste of time.
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Not Tyson wrote:Tool should really consider a new vocalist at this point, they really can't let Maynard keep delaying the new album.
You're not even trying at this point.
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Calfium Jay wrote:They should get Brian Eno to produce their next album...!

For no real reason..
Anyone but Albini.

Fuck that guy sucks.

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Not Tyson wrote:DO they really have the audacity to launch a new membership driven website, if so hats off to them.

The butthurt will be palpable but it will still be a huge success.

Can't wait for my new plastic jacket and maybe a Tool coaster, perhaps a pacifier to quell the haters.
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