Star Wars Hype Train (SPOILERS - Beware!!!)

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hellboy wrote: make you appear like the kind of asshole
kind of? I think it's fair to say most people that have met me think I'm an asshole to some extent, at the very least.

Hey, everyone's gotta be good at something.

I'm willing to bet that my ability to be an asshole trumps the collective Star Wars catalog in both quality and consistency.

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Y'all are crazy! So stoked to see this movie. I am not looking at pics or trailers anymore. I want to be surprised during the movie, which is really hard to do these days. Star Trek is a completely different kind of Sci fi movie than Star Wars. They are both good you freaks. Again this is all personal opinions and you all are right, in your own mind.
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:Starbucks > Starblacksabbath
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I am officially done with any Star Wars news at this point. I'll be back once I've seen the movie.

I probably should have stopped checking in a couple weeks ago, but what else am I going to do with my free time. Maybe I can motivate myself to finally finish reading 'Infinite Jest.' That book is a slog.

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I WILL SHOW THEM THE DARK SIDE
oh snapple, shits about to get real. that hanger where Finn's Tie Fighter breaks free from it's tether was actually built, top to bottom. it's a HUGE set that they're going to blow the shit out of.

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Kylo Ren is just showing off now. watch him floss that cross guard light saber like a champ!

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Hmmm, some of these new TV spots aren't really doing much for me. I hope this doesn't turn out to be a "they've used up all the best bits for the trailer" type movie.

That Stormtrooper with the force baton (or whatever it is) looks like something out of Spaceballs.
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I was disappointed by how not very Spaceballs that guy was. I got excited thinking that maybe this was actually secretly a stealth Spaceballs sequel, but no it appears that's not the case.
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Secret Spaceballs sequel would be the greatest thing in the history of anything.
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Ravenpig wrote:Secret Spaceballs sequel would be the greatest thing in the history of anything.
This would be awesome...
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My sources have confirmed that the the Secret Spaceballs Sequel will be an easter egg on the Platinum Laser Disc Edition of SW Ep 7. This is Super Secret, so don't pass it on.
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At least it doesn't star any of those dreadful Harry Potter kids. So there's still hope yet.

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hellboy wrote:

Hmmm, some of these new TV spots aren't really doing much for me. I hope this doesn't turn out to be a "they've used up all the best bits for the trailer" type movie.

That Stormtrooper with the force baton (or whatever it is) looks like something out of Spaceballs.
it will not turn out like that, I am going to guarantee it. most of what they've shown so far is the first half of the movie, according to JJ. 5 minutes of total clips in a 2hr 18 minute movie, there's A LOT more to see here. definitely going to blow the prequels out of the water, which isn't saying much I know but still...this flick is going to be highly entertaining at the very least. if it's "very good" I consider it a massive success. despite all my blabbering I have the bar set pretty low after The Revenge Of The Sith, honestly. but I fully expect to be impressed with JJ's work.

the Rian Johnson (dir. Looper) installment, Episode VIII with Del Toro should be a great two punch combo. then don't forget you have the first anthology installment "Rogue One" coming out in 13 months with Gareth Edwards at the helm. did anyone see the bootleg teaser? the scope of the Death Star from the planet is amazing, even on this trashy video. if Edwards, director of Godzilla, showed anything with that film (love it or hate it) it's his use of scope and size.

plus you have Diego Luna, Forest Whitaker, Felicity Jones and Mads Mikkelsen starring. good cast right there.

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N.Y.H.C. wrote:Episode VIII with Del Toro
Yeah... that's not going to happen.
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N.Y.H.C. wrote:there's A LOT more to see here


We haven't even seen Andy Serkis's character yet. I have a hard time believing they'll fuck that up. Of course they still could. And no one knows who Snydow is going to be.
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N.Y.H.C. wrote:Episode VIII with Del Toro
Yeah... that's not going to happen.
Unless TFA stands for The Fuckin' Apocalypse. He's signed on. Or unless they messed up again like they did with Gary Oldman.
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:
N.Y.H.C. wrote:Episode VIII with Del Toro
Yeah... that's not going to happen.
what's not going to happen? him being in the movie? it's already being shot and he's in it.

http://www.empireonline.com/movies/news ... sode-viii/

not sure why you'd say that.
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Never mind, I thought Guillermo Del Toro was directing.
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mad new clips from the past two days, here's a montage. apparently BB8 has a few tricks up its sleeves, you also see a portion of a shot scene with no cuts, which is the first to date. plus an awesome First Order Roman salute!!

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I have a crush on Daisy Ridley. I think she is absolutely beautiful. what is it? the dimples? bone structure? that dorky head thrown back open mouth laugh? the hint of freckles over pale skin and light eyes? her ethnicity is English with a hint of German. she's also not a fidget like Carrie Fisher, listed at 5'1'' but more like 4'10''. Daisy is 5'7'' which is perfect, that's actually my girls height, which is perfect for hugs. I'm not a boob guy so the B cups don't really bother me much, I bet she has a cute little booty under those sandy tattered rags. I'm also praying to Yoda she can act, at least a hard 7 on a scale of 1 to 10. first time she saw the full trailer she actually started to a cry a bit, while her limey corny ass boyfriend took video of her in bed doing so. dump that dude already, he's a leach trust me I can feel these things. have you felt it, Daisy? if you read Tool forum posts on Star Wars Hype email Uncle Matt and sign up. throw me a PM, I'll put you onto Intronaut and the UFC. if that doesn't do it for ya I mean what else can I say?! Daisy Ridley...will you marry me? we can walk down the isle to the Imperial March by John Williams, our first dance at the reception can be to Jambi...I got this shit all planned out kiddo. take a chance, trust in the force. my density has pop'd me to you.

I even have the ring picked out special...

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So ready for this train to derail. Everywhere you turn it's star wars crap.
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