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Yeah, it all sounds like a bullshit, tbh.
- You like noisy music?
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.
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Can you produce a cd that shuffles on its own?
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He claims it's a double album, which makes me immediately skeptical. Not inclined to believe anonymous internet person just yet btw.

Did anyone copy/paste it before it was removed?
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Here it is for prosterity:
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Yeah, it’s not a double album. It’s a triple album!
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How did he remember so many lyrics off just one listen?
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tys0n wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:54 pm How did he remember so many lyrics off just one listen?
Some of us haven't boozed our brains into oblivion
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I'd put my memory against yours any day mate, you can't even remember random Maynard quotes form the 90's.
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That's mostly because I don't give a fuck.
Also, I freely admit my memory is shitty
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tys0n wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:54 pm How did he remember so many lyrics off just one listen?
He didn't, because this is horseshit.
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Boozeheads have brains too Pal
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Fartypants_McGee wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:00 pm
tys0n wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:54 pm How did he remember so many lyrics off just one listen?
He didn't, because this is horseshit.
Not that any of us are buying into this just yet, but what makes you so convinced it's horseshit?
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Maynard steps up:
"Hi everybody... I´m real glad you could make it. So, erm... I´m really, erm... really concearned about one of the four of us dying before we release another record, so, yeah, I got obsessed with losing time and all, and that´s what this record is all about. Enjoy the show. Hit it."

Despite the presentation of that talkative lady´s info, I dig parts of it. I can imagine them being accurate. And also I´m gullible and enjoy being trolled every now and then.
I think what gets me most is how the live versions seem to withhold something, which she adresses, as well as the interview with Adam talking about one of the guys being sick.
Shit, I´d prefer their health to any new music.
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Primate wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:21 pm Despite the presentation of that talkative lady´s info, I dig parts of it. I can imagine them being accurate. And also I´m gullible and enjoy being trolled every now and then.
That's why I'm not really buying into it. There's very little which is said that is new, apart from the lyrical recollection. It really just rehashes what we already know, and adds some speculation that is easily dismissed as misremembered later down the track.
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hellboy wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:43 pm It really just rehashes what we already know, and adds some speculation that is easily dismissed as misremembered later down the track.
True.
Can you enlighten me, please: who deleted the post? A mod or OP?
And what are you referring to by your ´misremembered later down the track´ statement?

I like how the band has given me so little to work with, that I´ll gladly sink my teeth into what could be a pile of shit. As of now, I like the taste. Yum. If this is them or BMB feeding me bread/shitcrumbs, I appreciate this way of marketing their product.

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bonus letter ü.
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Primate wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:09 pm
hellboy wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:43 pm It really just rehashes what we already know, and adds some speculation that is easily dismissed as misremembered later down the track.
True.
Can you enlighten me, please: who deleted the post? A mod or OP?
Out of respect for those involved, no comment for now
Primate wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:09 pm And what are you referring to by your ´misremembered later down the track´ statement?
I mean that when the actual lyrics come out, it'll be easy to say "well I guess I misheard it"
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That´s very respectful of you.
You wouldn´t delete it there to bring it here, you little rascal, would you.
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Primate wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:21 pm That´s very respectful of you.
You wouldn´t delete it there to bring it here, you little rascal, would you.
No, I'm happy to say it wasn't me who removed the post
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While the attention seeking troll wouldn´t remove it him/herself, the clever troll would. It adds some mystery to it, and I´m all for mystery.
Fingers crossed for 220 minutes of music mysteriously fitting onto 2 CDs...
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I don't plainly believe everything I read online, but I find this believable as much as I am skeptical about it. And the post being deleted just makes me believe it more, though I have absolutely no hopes or expectations regarding it's authenticity.
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What makes this so believable? How many posts does this person have? Does it make it more believable because it's supposedly a woman? I think it's much more likely that it's just another troll (or even the same troll) that's been posting first hand knowledge bullshit about this album since the beginning of the year.
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Hey guys here are some tracks no one has heard have a listen. Oh and here’s what they’re about. Oh and it’s a double album.

sounds like it’s either fan chatter wrapped up into one post or totally true
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....and people fall for this dumb shit every single time.
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I find it believable at the very least. There’s nothing outrageous. Themes fit Invincible. Most descriptions are rather generic and fit Tool historically. The cubing thing is only real insight. Lyrics sound like word couplets from scribbled notes. Realistic for a rough recall. Album is long, like most Tool albums, and the “double album” thing reads like speculation. Mildly interesting if nothing else.
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hellboy doesn’t help by bringing it here and saying shit like OuToFrEsPeCt4nOw.. almost like it IS true! hah! I’ve cracked the case guys!
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