F O U R T H E Y E

So these are the fans that Tool produces.

how disappointing

/fart

Yeah, judgmental dickbags.

I think I hate people from Texas more than I hate Tool. Back on topic, sorry.

Yeeesh what a horribly douchey last 3 pages in this thread. Maybe the lowest I've ever seen this place be and that's saying a LOT.

Anyway, anyone got a problem with May Jay's last two Instagram posts? Especially the second one? I'd post them here but I've no idea how from my phone.

Bill Hilly wrote:I think I hate people from Texas more than I hate Tool. Back on topic, sorry.

Everyone who makes sweeping generalizations is an asshole.

True.

Ravenpig wrote:Yeeesh what a horribly douchey last 3 pages in this thread. Maybe the lowest I've ever seen this place be and that's saying a LOT.

Anyway, anyone got a problem with May Jay's last two Instagram posts? Especially the second one? I'd post them here but I've no idea how from my phone.

Oh, where's your sense of humour.

I couldn't find what you're talking about. Wanna describe it?

First one is a pic that shows a laptop screen with UFC stuff on it that says "in Vegas thinking of Texas" (the UFC fight was in Texas)

Second was the same screen in front of him while he's on stage facing the crowd. Adam is in the background. It says something like "oh shit gotta sing"

I don't really give a shit but it seems like something some people here might not like.

Ravenpig wrote:First one is a pic that shows a laptop screen with UFC stuff on it that says "in Vegas thinking of Texas" (the UFC fight was in Texas)

Second was the same screen in front of him while he's on stage facing the crowd. Adam is in the background. It says something like "oh shit gotta sing"

I don't really give a shit but it seems like something some people here might not like.

I did see that, come to think of it.

I thought it was just him being cheeky.

here ya go. seems like he messed up Opiate last night according to a few comments

Tool fans

The Boss wrote:Yeah, judgmental dickbags.

Yep

Ettan wrote:here ya go. seems like he messed up Opiate last night according to a few comments

So many whiteknights on that page. One person says the truth and everyone else goes apeshit, lol.

"Baaaw, we need to keep sucking his dick or else there won't be anymore oversaturated grain filtered iPhone shots of overpriced boutique wines on our Instagram feed! Stop ruining it for us! LOL, good one Maynard! Watching UFC on your iPad during the show, hahahahahahaha! I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well! We're not worthy of your undivided attention to the musical performance for 90 minutes! Which one of your delicious wines should I order next??? Please reply to me, thanks! #caduceuscellars #merkinvineyards #jeromeAZ #tastingroomclub #teampuscifer #teamgrape #whatis #makinthemdonuts"

lipanconjuring wrote:

Ettan wrote:here ya go. seems like he messed up Opiate last night according to a few comments

So many whiteknights on that page. One person says the truth and everyone else goes apeshit, lol.

"Baaaw, we need to keep sucking his dick or else there won't be anymore oversaturated grain filtered iPhone shots of overpriced boutique wines on our Instagram feed! Stop ruining it for us! LOL, good one Maynard! Watching UFC on your iPad during the show, hahahahahahaha! I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well! We're not worthy of your undivided attention to the musical performance for 90 minutes! Which one of your delicious wines should I order next??? Please reply to me, thanks! #caduceuscellars #merkinvineyards #jeromeAZ #tastingroomclub #teampuscifer #teamgrape #whatis #makinthemdonuts"

This. Seriously last night there were posters and security was going around telling people, "If you use your phone or take pictures during the concert Maynard will stop singing." But the dude can watch UFC on his iPad, be a dick about it and post it, AND not give the fans his undivided attention?? I by all means am a huge TOOL fan but this shit they have been pulling this tour is absurd.

What is up with the butthurt in this thread?
Since when does anyone owe you a damn thing?

They are banging out 20 year old songs and you guys still bitch. When they finally do decide to stop touring you guys will only have the memories of Tool fucking you in the ass. I, however, will be jamming Jambi wishing all of your ass pain away even though you guys secretly like to bitch about TOOL.

Hell yeah. I get off to bashing tool. Internet porn is overrated anyway.

Seriously though, Jimmy does not give a fuck what fans think. I'd do the same thing, grab the money and run. Might as well, it's not like he has to worry about selling out an arena. What's the point of bitching about this shit? Bitching about people bitching, though, that shit makes sense. Ah fuck it.

Jool wrote: I, however, will be jamming Jambi wishing all of your ass pain away even though you guys secretly like to bitch about TOOL

fucking lol'd

Tool's Twitter, don't ask me why I follow it- pretty much a waste of bandwidth- recently has been saying "see you again soon" Past three shows I think.

Feel free to speculate/ejaculate to whatever it might mean.

"See you again soon" Puscifer tour confirmed.

lipanconjuring wrote:

Ettan wrote:here ya go. seems like he messed up Opiate last night according to a few comments

So many whiteknights on that page. One person says the truth and everyone else goes apeshit, lol.

"Baaaw, we need to keep sucking his dick or else there won't be anymore oversaturated grain filtered iPhone shots of overpriced boutique wines on our Instagram feed! Stop ruining it for us! LOL, good one Maynard! Watching UFC on your iPad during the show, hahahahahahaha! I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well! We're not worthy of your undivided attention to the musical performance for 90 minutes! Which one of your delicious wines should I order next??? Please reply to me, thanks! #caduceuscellars #merkinvineyards #jeromeAZ #tastingroomclub #teampuscifer #teamgrape #whatis #makinthemdonuts"

Lipan is on a roll.

Jool wrote:What is up with the butthurt in this thread?
Since when does anyone owe you a damn thing?

They are banging out 20 year old songs and you guys still bitch. When they finally do decide to stop touring you guys will only have the memories of Tool fucking you in the ass. I, however, will be jamming Jambi wishing all of your ass pain away even though you guys secretly like to bitch about TOOL.

Jool is butthurt from jamming jambi in his ass.

Might want to stick to the topic, guys.

I like a bitch as much as the next person, but we already have a thread for that.

http://lasvegas.informermg.com/2014/03/ ... las-vegas/

Adam Jones, guitarist for Grammy Award-winning rock band Tool, spotted at X Burlesque inside Flamingo Las Vegas. Jones was brought on stage by the X Girls during the “Mile High” number.

hellboy wrote:http://lasvegas.informermg.com/2014/03/ ... las-vegas/

Adam Jones, guitarist for Grammy Award-winning rock band Tool, spotted at X Burlesque inside Flamingo Las Vegas. Jones was brought on stage by the X Girls during the “Mile High” number.

There has GOT to be photos of this.

I wonder how his wife feels about this.