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Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:29 am
by Bill Hilly
Not Tyson wrote:
ziggy23 wrote:
I've done the math enough to know

While the fan does mid air digit inputting
That's pretty fucking funny.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:13 am
by UndKeineZwEier
xZ1mM3r wrote:
UndKeineZwEier wrote:I think the 10,000 Days thing is worse given that it doesn't even sound good. I don't know how anybody could think that's the right way to listen to those songs.
To be completely honest I didn't know someone did that with 10k? I knew about the stupid "hidden track" of vinginti tres and the wings series overlapping or whatever.
That was what I was talking about. I can't believe anybody buys that. Oh man it's so cool! These two tracks combined are the same length as this other song and if they're put on top of that other song... Oh My God it sounds like a song with another song on top of it. Oh My Fucking God.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:17 am
by The Boss
Not Tyson wrote:The funniest thing I've ever heard Tool fans doing is the air calculator during Schism.
I've always thought that that story was satire.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:18 am
by The Boss
joeypants wrote:I mean this in as kind and sweet a manner as possible... but The Holy Gift is one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard another human come up with. Just insanely over-thinking it which, given the lyrics to the titular song, is supreme irony.
This.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:53 am
by not tyson
The Boss wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:The funniest thing I've ever heard Tool fans doing is the air calculator during Schism.
I've always thought that that story was satire.
DUDE ever since I heard that I do it myself, the legend lives on :lol:

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:56 am
by The Boss
I always thought the myth went that it was during "Lateralus", to calculate the sequence or something.

That's the worst sentence I've typed this year.

Thanks, Tyson.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:01 am
by Ravenpig
UndKeineZwEier wrote:I think the 10,000 Days thing is worse given that it doesn't even sound good. I don't know how anybody could think that's the right way to listen to those songs.
Yes, thank you. It even made one of those Cracked top 10 lists.

I realized almost immediately that it was a retarded "revelation" even by "fanboi" standards. Hear it! It's terrible!

Also, this theory became so common that even May Jay responded to it. Said something like, "if we wanted it to hear like that we would've released it like that. NO." Seriously, google it yourself cause I ain't got time for that.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:08 am
by The Boss
Ravenpig wrote:
UndKeineZwEier wrote:I think the 10,000 Days thing is worse given that it doesn't even sound good. I don't know how anybody could think that's the right way to listen to those songs.
Yes, thank you. It even made one of those Cracked top 10 lists.

I realized almost immediately that it was a retarded "revelation" even by "fanboi" standards. Hear it! It's terrible!

Also, this theory became so common that even May Jay responded to it. Said something like, "if we wanted it to hear like that we would've released it like that. NO." Seriously, google it yourself cause I ain't got time for that.
Don't you mean the so-called "Holy Gift" sequence for "LATERALUS"?

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:46 pm
by Ravenpig
Hm you might be right. He did respond to one of those theories in order to debunk it and the Holy Gift thing sounds right now that I think about it.

I think it may have been Adam who debunked the Wings/10k Days/Vigniti combo. Which would make sense since he's said in the VIP sessions that Wings/10K Days is his favorite Tool song.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:33 pm
by trilobite
Ain't nobody got time fer dat.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 2:12 am
by ilikecheese
"I got bronchitis!" said MJK.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:58 am
by Calfium Jay
Maynard's house:

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Yeah he's "special".

Good to know he's doing well...

:shock:

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:10 am
by The Boss
Been posted before.

A bit garish for my taste, but there's no way of saying how fucking stupid I'd go if I had a bunch of money that didn't go on lawsuits.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:00 am
by not tyson
Who is to say he didn't buy it fitted like that?

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:21 am
by hellboy
Pretty old news. I don't think the HDR photos do it much justice. I doubt it's quite so strongly coloured in real life.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:16 pm
by UndKeineZwEier
I like looking at it, but I don't think I would want to LIVE in it.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:30 pm
by budsyralli
looks like a tool video set

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:35 am
by ms2r
It is .... colourful. The Swimming Pool's nice.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 5:48 am
by hellboy
Just in case anyone missed it first time around, the pool was used for one of the 10k Days photoshoots;

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Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:49 am
by not tyson
sorry folks.

external links to images hosted on this site are
at allowed, due to high bandwidth usage.

09\07\05

Great job!

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Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:06 am
by hellboy
Well, that's strange. I have no problems viewing the pic. Anyone else?

Here's an alternative link:

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Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:08 am
by Ettan
I can see both.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:20 am
by ms2r
I can only see the last one.

Still one of the coolest band pictures.

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:52 am
by ilikecheese
ms2r wrote:I can only see the last one.

and i got the latest version of ie...i don't get it?

Re: Maynard James Keenan

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:30 pm
by xZ1mM3r
ilikecheese wrote:
ms2r wrote:I can only see the last one.

and i got the latest version of ie...i don't get it?
ie?? i didnt know people still used it....

reasons i use internet explorer:
1. to download google chrome