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I dont think i ever managed to get through an entire article of his dribble once

They were amusing, and occasionally actually interesting, when the band was active. They tied in on the periphery. Without any Tool activity I can't be bothered.

I think it’s about time to bring this thread back to the top.

Fuck Tool and them taking so long to record their new album........... wait a min, I guess there is nothing else for me to bitch about, except for Trumps tiny hands.

Kittaan wrote:I think it’s about time to bring this thread back to the top.

Yeah I got nothin. The only real venom I have in me is aimed at Trump, the GOP, the NRA, FOX News, Racists, Homophobes, White Supremacists, etc

I'm glad somebody finally grabbed Tool by the pussy to get this show on the road.

At least the pussy grabbing got shit done. You didn't see a Tool album during Obama's term. I bet we see another album out before Trump is done.

M0G wrote:

Kittaan wrote:I think it’s about time to bring this thread back to the top.

Yeah I got nothin. The only real venom I have in me is aimed at Trump, the GOP, the NRA, FOX News, Racists, Homophobes, White Supremacists, etc

Man none of those things worry me, we live in a progressive western society, sometimes people in yours go on a shooting spree, what's the big deal?

hellboy wrote:At least the pussy grabbing got shit done. You didn't see a Tool album during Obama's term. I bet we see another album out before Trump is done.

It's a tough pill to swallow, but you have a point. 4 more years. 4 more years. 4 more years. 4 more years.

Bill Hilly wrote:4 more years. 4 more years. 4 more years. 4 more years.

2018 + 16 = 2034 confirmed, fuuuuuuuuck...

@Tool - Fucking lazy asses hurry the fuck up. 10 hour days like the rest of us. Drums should already be done I don't wanna hear any bullshit about buzzes, studio changes or exploding drum heads. Get to work.

@APCDepheceModeEmotive2018 - Go fuck yourself

@Kittaan - Eat a bag of dicks ya wrinkly old fuck

That was fun. I might even have a rant or two left in me. I will save that for the summer when everything goes quiet in the Tool camp while they wait around for dipshit Maynard to finish with this Depeche Mode tour.

[SMILING FACE WITH HEART-SHAPED EYES]

New album's coming soon. It's finally, actually happening. Let's agree to disagree. I have very high hopes the music will blow you (this) away.


Is there an option yet to hear the music pre-vocals?

I hope you all appreciate the new album

You musta been hiiiiiigggghhh

Something like that

My favorite baby Justin..
Also Pushit in it's prime. This is the Tool I'll remember

^ Hey dispshit this is the GRUDGE. Not the suck a Tool dick thread. Go post this shit somewhere else.

Justin needs to get his lazy ass to work tracking the bass. WORK WORK WORK motherfuckers

I wonder how many people (besides me) got to read Trilobite's posts before they were decapitated into periods. They were quite............something.

Bill Hilly wrote:I wonder how many people (besides me) got to read Trilobite's posts before they were decapitated into periods. They were quite............something.

Please tell me you took screenshots? Was it classic Toolio gold?

It's not the first time Trilobite has gone off the reservation, only to regret it the day after. So, I didn't screenshot it. All I can say is that it was classic Trilobite.

Bill Hilly wrote:It's not the first time Trilobite has gone off the reservation, only to regret it the day after. So, I didn't screenshot it. All I can say is that it was classic Trilobite.

Dammit I always miss the good shit. Don't get me wrong, I am super happy Trilo is excited for new Tool, I think we all are, but this is the Grudge man. I put years of hard work into this thread. It is slow these days, but this last vestige of Tool related anger needs to stay pristine and perfectly hateful.

Haha. I will set your mind at ease by saying that the posts definitely did not belong in the Suck a Tool Dick thread. Your work has not been tainted.

What was said, needed to be said.

And almost instantly be retracted.



Bill's right tho, completely off topic. Just a bunch of toolio praise. Your shitposting, this-is-my-last-post-ever vitriol, is safe, Mog. You're still golden buddy


We all are. *Praise retraction*