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Hellboy new guitarist for Tool?

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  • March 29, 2007March 29, 2007
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No Tool news this week, so I thought I’d just write about a recent Tool-related event that happened in my house the other day.

We had the building inspector come in to check out our house the other day (for those that are interested, it has been sold and we’ll be back in Adelaide shortly). While examining the study, the inspector noticed my various Tool items hung up on the wall, including my Platinum Lateralus plaque.

The inspector added 2 and 2 and came up with 5, saying to my wife does your husband play in that band? Obviously he also noticed my guitar collection in the same room, and figured I was a musician.

Jo replies no, I’m not in the band, and that it’s just a decoration on the wall. She went on to say that it was from Tool, and how I’m obsessed, etc. to which the inspector replies:

Oh yeah, I’ve heard of Tool, they’re a Country and Western band aren’t they?


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brileycambio
brileycambio
15 years ago

Wait… but Maynard is wearing a cowboy hat as of late…
…then, what the hell have I been listening to all these years?

Memphis_DJ
15 years ago

You’re a trip, Bro! I love that hat. I’ve got one just like it, actually (hat). My grandfather used to sell Caterpillar heavy equipment, here in sunny Mississippi, USA. “She’ll be comin’ ’round the mountain when she comes…” Yeee, Doggee!

lf1033
lf1033
15 years ago

Yeah that lateralus artwork sure looks like that of a country band huh?

Vudu, what is that picture? That one guy looks like that British romantic comedy actor.

vuduchild
15 years ago

Danny’s band before TOOL apparently

Janster
Janster
15 years ago

Ha ha it IS Danny!

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