Believe it or not, everything I’ve posted today has been 100% true. No jokes! Blair however has posted a cryptic picture to Toolband, which may or may not be a joke. I will let you guys be the judge:
JESUS LOVES YOU. THEN AGAIN (like the tee-shirt says), HE LOVES EVERYBODY.
Perhaps the new album is called Here My Prayer and the first single will be the 1 hour and 50 minute epic Spam…
Maybe Blair’s getting a little ‘lonely’ and hopes that Jesus will hear his prayers and deliver a lovely, flowery, lady; dressed in purple, and called Lilly (who also costs no more than 150) for him to screw – all because he’s single, quick & easy, and also a fan of Monty Python?
Who knows?
I’ve no idea whether Blair’s single, mind – thought he’d have his own wikipedia entry by now.
Whoa! Check it out guys, Maynard guests on the new NIN album!!!1
http://www.nin.com/strobelight/
This is on the front pape of Toolshed.down.com……………….. In addition to Tool hitting the festival circuit this summer, word has just gotten out that they are going to play a series of shows at small venues (“under 1000 capacity”, we are told) as they make their way around the country. Exact dates are scheduled to be released this morning to “modern rock FM stations” around the country, so you might want to tune in to your local morning show. § UPDATE: We now have confirmation that in order to deter scalpers – under instruction from Tool’s management – the stations… Read more »
i don’t mind making an ass out of myself, so i did call both of our local rock stations and was told that the “only info we have is that it is on Dec 5 at the Memorial Coliseum. hopefully i was talking to some dolt and this really is just another april fool’s day gags, as opposed to missing out on the chance to get tix to see Tool again.
Seriously? He’s not even trying anymore…sounds like a repeat joke.
Angeles Portland Richmond Indianapolis Los
“Sorry for the late notice on this, we only just found out around midnight.” The 1st
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cozened
When I read that small show thing my heart started racing. Then I remember its April Fools….
fuck blair – as the shirt aptly says – he threw in an easy “riddle” to make us think there is something actually there. like we’re all praying for a single to be released…
or maybe there really will be a single released and the joke’s on us for thinking it’s a joke… damn it.
[quote comment=””]fuck blair – as the shirt aptly says – he threw in an easy “riddle” to make us think there is something actually there. like we’re all praying for a single to be released…
or maybe there really will be a single released and the joke’s on us for thinking it’s a joke… damn it.[/quote]
God dammit Blair
[quote comment=””]God dammit Blair[/quote]
I was sort of hoping the big april fools joke was puscifer. Tools most elaborate joke ever.
Haha… that would literally be epic… oh man
[quote comment=””]Haha… that would literally be epic… oh man[/quote]
I’m just guessing but I’m guessing the whole Prayer and SPAM thing might be a reference to Monty Python. Don’t know what the hell that has to do with TOOL though.lol
[quote comment=””][quote comment=””]Haha… that would literally be epic… oh man[/quote] I’m just guessing but I’m guessing the whole Prayer and SPAM thing might be a reference to Monty Python. Don’t know what the hell that has to do with TOOL though.lol[/quote]
This could be an anagram. Spiral energy?
this is absolutely disgusting……..just think of the warm jello efluence around the single….like mr. X from the vicarious video..jk