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Toolarmy Returns

Toolarmy is back online.  Thankfully my prediction of it being permanently down turned out to be false.  You can all stop spamming my comments boards now 😉 I hope you all enjoyed your visit – come back every now and then!

Update: It’s back, but seems a little borked.  I couldn’t post a comment for example.

Update 2: Blair has the following to say about the fiasco:

Obviously the websites are back online. However, unfortunately, the “MESSAGE BOARDS” and features related to them are still currently undergoing maintenance and will be unavailable until further notice. Now that I can once again post, let me clear up something about my earlier announcement regarding Tool Army going dark for a while: I posted this moments after receiving the news, myself, but didn’t expect the TOOL BAND site to ALSO be shut down (obviously!).

To be fair, I don’t think there’s any point blaming Blair for any of this.  Kinda like blame Tool for not playing a gig when the power is out…

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nathan
nathan
12 years ago

Will definately return, thanks bro!

Naattik
12 years ago

[quote comment=””]Will definately return, thanks bro![/quote]
 
Me too.  Like…. now.  8`)

LnL37
LnL37
12 years ago

[quote comment=””]
I might update my prediction and say they’ve fixed it for the sake of Toolband, but the future of Toolarmy I suspect still has some clouds over it…
[/quote]

until the 12th, you mean…

gnjasmkr
gnjasmkr
12 years ago

[quote comment=””][quote comment=””] I might update my prediction and say they’ve fixed it for the sake of Toolband, but the future of Toolarmy I suspect still has some clouds over it… [/quote] until the 12th, you mean…[/quote]
 
Ha! You have a great site hellboy. I love coming around here to get my news. Keep up the good work.

sadomasochryst
12 years ago

how upsetting.. doesnt look like cori got his profile back yet.. chat is still down, no posting or posts.. wtf wwas that all for then?

Naattik
12 years ago

[quote comment=””]how upsetting.. doesnt look like cori got his profile back yet.. chat is still down, no posting or posts.. wtf wwas that all for then?[/quote]
 
I agree with Hellboy.  Toolband (which relies on TA for the News feature to function) is now looking back to normal.  Getting that functional again was obviously their prime concern.
 
Still no mention of what happened or what they’re planning.  Fucked.

LnL37
LnL37
12 years ago

[quote comment=””]how upsetting.. doesnt look like cori got his profile back yet.. chat is still down, no posting or posts.. wtf wwas that all for then?[/quote]

exactly…I already denounced Blair

>:)

LnL37
LnL37
12 years ago

[quote comment=”35884″][quote comment=””]how upsetting.. doesnt look like cori got his profile back yet.. chat is still down, no posting or posts.. wtf wwas that all for then?[/quote]   I agree with Hellboy.  Toolband (which relies on TA for the News feature to function) is now looking back to normal.  Getting that functional again was obviously their prime concern.   Still no mention of what happened or what they’re planning.  Fucked.[/quote]

…had to get those Puscifer dates posted…maybe Nardo scolded Blair

bellami
bellami
12 years ago

You can read your old posts and even go back through the threads. It only stops at the main board original post.
Still can’t post anything or do PMs but at least everything is still there. We’re just gagged for the moment, lol.

Sheri
Sheri
12 years ago

[quote comment=””][quote comment=”35884″][quote comment=””]how upsetting.. doesnt look like cori got his profile back yet.. chat is still down, no posting or posts.. wtf wwas that all for then?[/quote]   I agree with Hellboy.  Toolband (which relies on TA for the News feature to function) is now looking back to normal.  Getting that functional again was obviously their prime concern.   Still no mention of what happened or what they’re planning.  Fucked.[/quote] …had to get those Puscifer dates posted…maybe Nardo scolded Blair[/quote]
TA CHAT BE THERE OR BE SQUARE…

petemasterpete
Member
12 years ago

TA CHAT BE THERE OR BE SQUARE…

it’s hip to be square

LiftAnEye
LiftAnEye
12 years ago

Yep N stuff

imayrock
imayrock
12 years ago

It sure is nice to see them flashing red lights once again, but what a burn that we can’t communicate on there. 

*sniffle*

Thanks, hellboy, for your insight into the techno-failures of TA and for this cool site. 

I wonder what’s in store for us in the future…
I know what I’m in store for right this very moment…..

*cough cough*

teshla314
teshla314
12 years ago

not for nothing, but I just checked, and they are back down again. They being TA.

cabinetmaniac
cabinetmaniac
12 years ago

It is a little disgusting how happy I was to be able to log on.
 
I’ve gone without alcohol and drugs for longer and not ‘jones’ as much.
 
Still no posting or PMs though.
 
Guess I’ll just have to do a little reading.
 
At least it isn’t gone for good.
 
:-]
ps: Thanks for everything hellboy.

cabinetmaniac
cabinetmaniac
12 years ago

Chat works.
Only graves and me in there though.
25 members online though.
:-]

seanhalas
seanhalas
12 years ago

who should we blame then, if not Blair, the moderator of the site. again, here we are months ahead of the last newsletter. he clearly does not care about the site, in my opinion. maybe he doesnt have time to care, i dont know. but the way things are handled on that site is not good. and it is not just this incident, it is alot of things. even now, they have the ability to post us an explanation, and all we get from Blair is some vague blurb about how he didnt know it was going to happen so… Read more »

markuspoop
12 years ago

[quote comment=””] even now, they have the ability to post us an explanation, and all we get from Blair is some vague blurb about how he didnt know it was going to happen so fast. why not use this as an opportunity to explain why, the site has been down for so long. [/quote]

Good point, and with that said:

“Marge, you being a cop makes you the man!  Which makes me the woman – and I have no interest in that, beside occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.”

Naattik
12 years ago

“Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?”

markuspoop
12 years ago

[quote comment=””]”Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?”[/quote]

Well sure of course, he could, but then again… wow as melon scratchers go, that’s a honey doodle.

Naattik
12 years ago

Minor update: Someone may be working on the TA server.  The response briefly changed for me when attempting to open or send a PM, create a topic, etc… I just got dropped directly into this page: https://www.toolarmy.com/maintenance.php As opposed to getting the default error message (while remaining in the TA frame – http://www.toolarmy.com/home) which we’ve been getting since it came back on line yesterday. “Not Found The requested URL /maintenance.php was not found on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. Apache/2.0.54 (Debian GNU/Linux) PHP/4.3.10-22 mod_ssl/2.0.54 OpenSSL/0.9.7e… Read more »

nathan
nathan
12 years ago

Welcome back cori!!!!!

Naattik
12 years ago

[quote comment=””]Welcome back cori!!!!![/quote]
 
Very cool.  That was a long haul.  Welcome back. 8`)

teshla314
teshla314
12 years ago

indeed cori, well back cotter.

nxrm
nxrm
12 years ago

Wow!  Just…wow!  Truly…so happy. : )

JohnH
JohnH
12 years ago

Oh, look at that. Corinthian is, in fact, back. Congrats!

CmyShadowChangin
CmyShadowChangin
12 years ago

I still blame Blair for this….this was all his fault. Everything that’s wrong in life is his fault….I believe the sooner we all recognize this as being the case, the sooner we’ll all have the happy, problem-free lives we deserve.

I’ll still visit your world from time to time HellBoy…thanks for the shelter.

*leaves, never to be seen again*

 

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12 years ago

I still cant log on to TA.  It’s been 11 months for me now.

cultiv8420
cultiv8420
12 years ago

It’s very strange to see the Message Boards empty.  All that bickering and bullshit is gone.  All gone.  It’s like that part in a movie where someone is watching an important building/home go up in flames and now Denzel has to live a life in solitude in the mountains.  Perhaps he is on the run from the law.  The camera pans out to show him walking away from the burning house.  Then the credits roll.  I call it “ToolArmy of One”.

I also love how I can now post stuff without the worry of getting denounced.  Oh wait…is that feature still working?

Naattik
12 years ago

[quote comment=””] I also love how I can now post stuff without the worry of getting denounced.  Oh wait…is that feature still working?[/quote] Oddly, enough, it is.  Some douchebagge could take offense at what you post HERE, and then go denounce you on TA.   I was down one when TA crashed, but some kind soul (Nathan) wasted one of his fake karma shots on me to get me back to +10.   What I’m wondering is if you can still amass precious, precious TA points.  But since they’re as rare as hen’s teeth to me, I’ll probably never find… Read more »

cultiv8420
cultiv8420
12 years ago

[quote comment=””][quote comment=””]What I’m wondering is if you can still amass precious, precious TA points.  But since they’re as rare as hen’s teeth to me, I’ll probably never find out.  I’m so close to becoming a DramaTurd…. it’s driving me CRAZY!!!  That’s all I can think about… must…. get…. more…. points!!!!![/quote]

Do you know how you got to 488 in the first place? I budged 2 points in a year and I don’t know why.

nathan
nathan
12 years ago

one day i’m gonna start a buisiness that accepts TA points….any suggestions?

Would be like some folk there on TA to read something here, than log on to TA and denounce you, I was wondering that same thing the other day….better be careful I guess…LOL!….Having said that I imagine that those types wouldn’t even know about this place.
At least anyone I’ve seen post here I know wouldn’t, except maybe that John Howard character…LOL…just playin brozilla!

No problem Kittaan, when TA is back up I’ll probably need the favor returned, very soon I imagine since I’m having Jubal withdraw….

Sheri
Sheri
12 years ago

Cancer is running rampant and I blame Blair. Also the war in Iraq was started by Blair as well.  Oh and I burnt my saurkraut perogies last night guess what…Blair, Blair, Blair. Meh, give the guy a break.

For fucks sake did I just defend Blairs honor? I think my gig in the nursing home has made me go soft 😛

hehhehheh

Sheri and what not (yeah I said it)

fortysixandtwo
fortysixandtwo
12 years ago

Blair gave me aids

Sheri
Sheri
12 years ago

[quote comment=””]Blair gave me aids[/quote]

Dude I heard that! I am so sorry…Blair raped my dog Bill and I now have to take him to therapy 6 times a week. Poor lil bastard 🙁

Sheri
Sheri
12 years ago

[quote comment=””][quote comment=””]Blair gave me aids[/quote] Dude I heard that! I am so sorry…Blair raped my dog Bill and I now have to take him to therapy 6 times a week. Poor lil bastard :([/quote]

ps…I think we need a “Crimes that Blair committed against Humanity Board” I bet there is some doozies out there 😉

wvatoolgrl
wvatoolgrl
12 years ago

Will plan on visiting more frequently hellboy.  Thanks for allowing the TA folk to have a place to commune together.  The forum looks to be promising and hope there will be more interaction among it.  Thx!

Shout out to nathan!  ; )

nathan
nathan
12 years ago

Howdy WVA!…glad you made it!

teshla314
teshla314
12 years ago

[quote comment=””]Howdy WVA!…glad you made it![/quote]
 
Nate Dogg!!!!! What is the good word, thunderbird?

nathan
nathan
12 years ago

same shit!, getting sick it seems, How bout you?
Titans won again! Dolphins had them on their heels, sorta got screwed as well.
We should start a sports forum here I guess.

teshla314
teshla314
12 years ago

[quote comment=””]same shit!, getting sick it seems, How bout you? Titans won again! Dolphins had them on their heels, sorta got screwed as well. We should start a sports forum here I guess.[/quote]
 
We should start a  sports forum, indeed. Nope, not getting sick, but I thinks that I may have injured my knee.
 
It has not felt right for some time.

enok
enok
12 years ago

wasent there post to be some shit hapnin taday? the 12th?

teshla314
teshla314
12 years ago

[quote comment=””]wasent there post to be some shit hapnin taday? the 12th?[/quote]
 
Yes, yes there is some shit happenin’ today! IT’S FRIDAY NUKKAS!!!!

small_maiden
small_maiden
12 years ago

Still no boards or pm’s wtf?  Good to know there’s a TA refugee camp.

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