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Toolarmy Gingerbread House Competition

Turns out there was a Toolarmy Gingerbread House making competition, and the winner happens to be R Stump from Hollywood!  Obviously no relation to Rynne!

Good news for her (and us) is that part of her prize is “getting to sit in on a writing/arranging session with the band members in the new year”.

Happy Holidays from Fourtheye (and Tool)!

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BellJH
BellJH
Member
14 years ago

Merry xmas all. heres to a 2010 release!

Maxfriik
Maxfriik
14 years ago

I might be a blind idiot, but what was the big thing, that we were supposed to be prepared on november 12th?

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14 years ago

When the hell did this happen?

sockozz
14 years ago

I am curious as to what this winning house looks like, can somebody post a picture of it? For those of us that dont have a Tool Army account to see.

cooper
cooper
14 years ago

wtf???? sit in the studio with TOOL??? holy shit, that is one lucky mother fucker there. OMG. seeing them live is one thing, but sitting in the studio with them was always my dream. thats fuckin crazy.

sockozz
14 years ago

[quote comment=””]wtf???? sit in the studio with TOOL??? holy shit, that is one lucky mother fucker there. OMG. seeing them live is one thing, but sitting in the studio with them was always my dream. thats fuckin crazy.[/quote]
yeah really, I never thought a piece of pastry would bring such great opportunity!

TAoutsider
TAoutsider
14 years ago

hope you guy’s know this is a joke. the winner of the fake contest is danny’s girlfriend. 😉

Sheri
Sheri
14 years ago

[quote comment=””]
hope you guy’s know this is a joke. the winner of the fake contest is danny’s girlfriend. 😉
[/quote]

*TRASHES 9 foot tall gingerbread house, made from Swartzkosky Crystals*   FUCKITY….Just leave me to die

gnjasmkr
gnjasmkr
14 years ago

Hahaha

cooper
cooper
14 years ago

wow. so this is a joke??? fuck me!!!! i knew something wasnt right about this bullshit. a nice little holiday prank i guess…….

achip
achip
14 years ago

[quote comment=””]wow. so this is a joke??? fuck me!!!! i knew something wasnt right about this bullshit. a nice little holiday prank i guess…….[/quote]
What’s prankish about it? I’d hardly consider it as such. It was merely something “clever” to say, that’s all. To those who actually pay attention to Blair’s ramblings and photo posts, it was pretty obvious that it was the same Rynne, especially considering the listed prizes. And yeah, the holidays put me in a dick mood…don’t hold it against me.

fortysixand2
fortysixand2
14 years ago

like tool would actually let people sit in on a writing session…

Sheri
Sheri
14 years ago

Yeah it was pretty obvious that it was Danny’s better half. Regardless….I wound up in the hospital with slashed wrists over this “alleged” prank. Good thing that the razor blade was dull and Rusty, otherwise…shooot. I wouldn’t have lived to talk about it.

*Disclaimer* I am making my own funnies here kids. Just like when I randomly send *MMMBOP* to perfect strangers…it makes me laugh. Peace out kids 🙂   oh and happy what nots to all!

king
king
14 years ago

im not on tool army and i didnt hear anything about this but let me see if i get it,
tool or someone involved with tool like blair has told the fans there was a competition when there wasnt, leading us to believe there would be new material in the new year which there probably wont be??
as a prank??
does this sound really stupid to anyone else??

meshuggah give us a live dvd/cd

mnemic give us sons of the system

and tool give us a prank.

SirGreat
SirGreat
14 years ago

[quote comment=””]im not on tool army and i didnt hear anything about this but let me see if i get it, tool or someone involved with tool like blair has told the fans there was a competition when there wasnt, leading us to believe there would be new material in the new year which there probably wont be?? as a prank?? does this sound really stupid to anyone else?? meshuggah give us a live dvd/cd mnemic give us sons of the system and tool give us a prank.[/quote] Relax.  It was a joke. And just because the ‘winner’ of this ‘competition’ was Danny’s girlfriend, that… Read more »

unclejackson
unclejackson
14 years ago

[quote comment=””][quote comment=””]im not on tool army and i didnt hear anything about this but let me see if i get it, tool or someone involved with tool like blair has told the fans there was a competition when there wasnt, leading us to believe there would be new material in the new year which there probably wont be?? as a prank?? does this sound really stupid to anyone else?? meshuggah give us a live dvd/cd mnemic give us sons of the system and tool give us a prank.[/quote] Relax.  It was a joke. And just because the ‘winner’ of this ‘competition’ was Danny’s girlfriend,… Read more »

toolrocks
toolrocks
14 years ago

Did anyone notice the song that Danny and company were doing at the Baked Potato. Pink Floyd’s “Eugene be careful with that axe”, I believe that was the song we were supposed to get on the last tour.

fortysixand2
fortysixand2
14 years ago

[quote comment=””]Did anyone notice the song that Danny and company were doing at the Baked Potato. Pink Floyd’s “Eugene be careful with that axe”, I believe that was the song we were supposed to get on the last tour.[/quote]
 
ive never heard that song..is it anything like “careful with that axe, eugene”?…  😉
there was rumor of them playing “on the run” too… either one would have been badass but we got nothing cuz maynards vagina was hurting too bad

junior
junior
14 years ago

Tool was not working on a Pink Floyd song for the summer tour, and it wasn’t Maynard who cancelled the cover they were working on.

LiftAnEye
LiftAnEye
14 years ago

INITIATING BANISHING PROCEDURES

Does anybody know what this means?
Latest news: 30 December, 2009

INITIATING BANISHING PROCEDURES
This is the latest news on Tool Army. Wtf?

king
king
14 years ago

@ sirgreat
oh right dude, i thought dannys name was spelt danney for some reason, and didnt realise it was danny carey lol, wow im an idiot, forget what i said.. i was just goin throught my yearly freak out cause i want new tool music so bad.

rock on \m/

budsyralli
budsyralli
Member
12 years ago

LiftAnEye – 1 year ago  » 
INITIATING BANISHING PROCEDURES
Does anybody know what this means?
Latest news: 30 December, 2009
INITIATING BANISHING PROCEDURES
This is the latest news on Tool Army. Wtf?

this is what they do when they either ‘enter’a new space for either writing/arranging../recording

Intension
Intension
12 years ago

budsyralli – 9 minutes ago  » 

LiftAnEye – 1 year ago  » 
INITIATING BANISHING PROCEDURES
Does anybody know what this means?
Latest news: 30 December, 2009
INITIATING BANISHING PROCEDURES
This is the latest news on Tool Army. Wtf?

this is what they do when they either ‘enter’a new space for either writing/arranging../recording

Is this happening now? Is the recording really happening? Interesting…

budsyralli
budsyralli
Member
12 years ago

i cant say but i do recall an interview where tool talked about banashing rituals in rehersal/recording spaces…to rid of previous energy…

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