I don’t like Major Douche when he’s drunk. Not as funny and he poops too much.
Ohhhhh well. Here’s to two nights in Chicago with my girl and the Nard. Cheers.
elusivEuphoria
14 years ago
[quote comment=””]I don’t Major Douche when he’s drunk. Not as funny and he poops too much. Ohhhhh well. Here’s to two nights in Chicago with my girl and the Nard. Cheers.[/quote]
I don’t… LIKE… dont like major douche… when he’s drunk. Sorry, slow morning… fucked up my tire on a snowy road last night, still grumpy about that one.
“Listen buddy, I didn’t lose a limb in Vietnam…………I gotta go poop.”
Hahahahahahahahahaha
So funny.
kdub420
14 years ago
His voice makes my panties moist!!
danielkauai21
14 years ago
[quote comment=””]His voice makes my panties moist!![/quote]
A Tool fan with a vagina, (borat voice) Very nice!
hussar
14 years ago
Maynard’s sense of humour makes me cringe. $hit c u n t, stick to music.
scissor
14 years ago
[quote comment=””]Maynard’s sense of humour makes me cringe. blah blah blah.[/quote]
Yours on the other hand is remarkably self depreciating for a troll.., a major douche not liking Major Douche is classic!
BellJH
Member
14 years ago
[quote comment=””][quote comment=””]Maynard’s sense of humour makes me cringe. blah blah blah.[/quote] Yours on the other hand is remarkably self depreciating for a troll.., a major douche not liking Major Douche is classic![/quote]
It must be said that his sense of humour is pretty immature for a dude in his late 40’s.
The last major douche video was funny. This is just below par, even for the standards of a 13 y/o.
[quote comment=””][quote comment=””][quote comment=””]Maynard’s sense of humour makes me cringe. blah blah blah.[/quote] Yours on the other hand is remarkably self depreciating for a troll.., a major douche not liking Major Douche is classic![/quote] It must be said that his sense of humour is pretty immature for a dude in his late 40’s. The last major douche video was funny. This is just below par, even for the standards of a 13 y/o.[/quote]
I agree, the first Major Douche vid was funny, this one was just a little lame I thought.
I never seen you looking so bad my funky one; You tell me that your super fine mind has come undone. Any Major Douche with half a heart surely will tell you my friend; Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again. When the demon is at your door, in the mornin’ it won’t be there no more. Any Major Douche will tell you; any Major Douche will tell you. Have you ever seen a squonks tears? Well, look at mine. The people on the street have all seen better times. I can tell you all I know: the… Read more »
sinfall – 2 weeks ago »
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Got my tickets for both DC shows, i’ll provide reviews after.
My wife and I will be going to the 3/6/2010 show in DC
Live Puscifer versions totally kicks ass… im waiting for a live CD/DVD (ja…deja vu)
Funny video! Thanks for posting Hellboy!
I don’t like Major Douche when he’s drunk. Not as funny and he poops too much.
Ohhhhh well. Here’s to two nights in Chicago with my girl and the Nard. Cheers.
[quote comment=””]I don’t Major Douche when he’s drunk. Not as funny and he poops too much. Ohhhhh well. Here’s to two nights in Chicago with my girl and the Nard. Cheers.[/quote]
I don’t… LIKE… dont like major douche… when he’s drunk. Sorry, slow morning… fucked up my tire on a snowy road last night, still grumpy about that one.
“Listen buddy, I didn’t lose a limb in Vietnam…………I gotta go poop.”
Hahahahahahahahahaha
So funny.
His voice makes my panties moist!!
[quote comment=””]His voice makes my panties moist!![/quote]
A Tool fan with a vagina, (borat voice) Very nice!
Maynard’s sense of humour makes me cringe. $hit c u n t, stick to music.
[quote comment=””]Maynard’s sense of humour makes me cringe. blah blah blah.[/quote]
Yours on the other hand is remarkably self depreciating for a troll.., a major douche not liking Major Douche is classic!
[quote comment=””][quote comment=””]Maynard’s sense of humour makes me cringe. blah blah blah.[/quote] Yours on the other hand is remarkably self depreciating for a troll.., a major douche not liking Major Douche is classic![/quote]
It must be said that his sense of humour is pretty immature for a dude in his late 40’s.
The last major douche video was funny. This is just below par, even for the standards of a 13 y/o.
[quote comment=””][quote comment=””][quote comment=””]Maynard’s sense of humour makes me cringe. blah blah blah.[/quote] Yours on the other hand is remarkably self depreciating for a troll.., a major douche not liking Major Douche is classic![/quote] It must be said that his sense of humour is pretty immature for a dude in his late 40’s. The last major douche video was funny. This is just below par, even for the standards of a 13 y/o.[/quote]
I agree, the first Major Douche vid was funny, this one was just a little lame I thought.
I was hoping to see the Tool-fan-boy again asking a question. Oh well, the poop line was still funny.
Got my tickets for both DC shows, i’ll provide reviews after.
I am going to both Atlanta shows. Center stage is tiny I can’t wait!!!! What up TA peeps, I miss you.
For weeks I tried pestering my buddy back home to get tickets to one of or both of the shows in DC. Should give him a call and find out if he did.
Where at around the DC area are you?
the first one was funny.. this one is stupid and seems half-assed… kinda like the summer tour last year
I never seen you looking so bad my funky one; You tell me that your super fine mind has come undone. Any Major Douche with half a heart surely will tell you my friend; Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again. When the demon is at your door, in the mornin’ it won’t be there no more. Any Major Douche will tell you; any Major Douche will tell you. Have you ever seen a squonks tears? Well, look at mine. The people on the street have all seen better times. I can tell you all I know: the… Read more »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VviIPkOp4Cg&feature=channel
[quote comment=”36571″]Got my tickets for both DC shows, i’ll provide reviews after.[/quote]
My wife and I will be going to the 3/6/2010 show in DC
yo what song was that in the background we know?
[quote comment=””]yo what song was that in the background we know?[/quote]
The Undertaker (a live version in that particular clip, but sounds more or less identical to the album version).
My wife and I will be going to the 3/6/2010 show in DC
where at in the dc-area are ya’ll?