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Ever wanted to see human beings making love in front of a Net of Being Tool poster?  Well now you can thanks to (link removed to satisfy Google!) !  That link is NSFW in case you haven’t guessed!

 

Fittingly, it features anal sex.  Thanks to BiteMark  who directed me to that video…

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SHbassGTR
12 years ago

Hey I’ve got that poster! I think I cared more for the story line than the actual sex. Great find! Fucking hilarious!

Lucidiot
Lucidiot
12 years ago

Seen it. Her name is Bobby Starr, and I’ve read interviews with her discussing music and she mentioned Tool along with ISIS and Neurosis. But she did also mention The Black Dahlia Murder, which as we all know is complete shit.

markuspoop
12 years ago

Looks like she needs a razor. That or a weedwacker.

hodge
hodge
12 years ago

have blown my load to her before
she has great oral skills
check her out in fuckface competition

PsYkeR
PsYkeR
12 years ago

Bobbi is now a Dom for Kink.com, haha

Jake2545
Jake2545
Member
12 years ago

Anyone know where to get that poster?

contraption
contraption
12 years ago

hodge
She has great oral skills.

Judging from the above video, not really.

Agenda
Agenda
12 years ago

Hellboy, you might want to put something like “you must be at least 18 years old to view the video blah blah….. Just to avoid any legal bullshit. That chick needs a lawn mower.

264zn
264zn
12 years ago

Not what I expected to see on my daily fourtheye scan this morning hahaha very random. Lucky the boss wasn’t sitting behind me.

hodge
hodge
12 years ago

[quote comment=”40947″]

hodge She has great oral skills.

Judging from the above video, not really.
[/quote]
i see nothing wrong based on those 20 seconds
she deep throats AND uses her hands
 

hadisious
hadisious
12 years ago

wow, i had that exact same poster, framed the exact same way, over my couch in the living room of my old apartment.
 
I opened fourth eye and jaw-dropped before i even read the title, “that’s my fucking apartment!”
 
hah, needless to say it’s just a similar setup, not my apt after all

SHbassGTR
12 years ago

Jake2545 – 10 hours ago  » 
Anyone know where to get that poster?

You can get it for around $30-$40 on ebay. Not the worst deal considering it was only sold at shows and was sold for $25. It measures something like 49×59 inches but there is also a newer one that measures 11×17 that I keep seeing on ebay if you want to go with a much smaller, easier to frame version.

noname
noname
12 years ago

Just FWI, this poster sold during the mini tour in 2006.  I got mine at Gammage in Tempe, AZ.  They might have been sold at the later dates that year too.  The thing is way too big.  Anyway, great find.  I will surely watch this after work today.  thanks!

darkstarhub
darkstarhub
12 years ago

Damn, that looks like a bush out of a 70’s Playboy. I dont mind a little, but damn, that is actually rare considering most chicks doing porn these days are shaved.
That is a cool poster, though!!!!

danielkauai21
danielkauai21
12 years ago

It looks like she is in need of 10,000 razors. Who seriously finds that attractive?!?

TAoutsider
TAoutsider
12 years ago

is that angel LOL .:)

baztard
baztard
12 years ago

[quote comment=”40954″]wow, i had that exact same poster, framed the exact same way, over my couch in the living room of my old apartment.   I opened fourth eye and jaw-dropped before i even read the title, “that’s my fucking apartment!”   hah, needless to say it’s just a similar setup, not my apt after all[/quote]
 
then why are you littering cigarette butts all over my garden.
 
dont make me come over there and deep throat you.

contraption
contraption
12 years ago

darkstarhub
I don’t mind a little, but damn, that is actually rare considering most chicks doing porn these days are shaved.

I am not too bothered by it considering she makes up for it by being pretty hot and having a decent body.

ArizonaBay
ArizonaBay
12 years ago

Thats fucking disgusting. Im sure Maynards Mom appreciates that.

danielkauai21
danielkauai21
12 years ago

[quote comment=””]Thats fucking disgusting. Im sure Maynards Mom appreciates that.[/quote]

I thought she died in 2003?!?

danielkauai21
danielkauai21
12 years ago

[quote comment=””]

danielkauai21 – 3 minutes ago  » 

Thats fucking disgusting. Im sure Maynards Mom appreciates that.

I thought she died in 2003?!?

A heaven without You Porn is a heaven I’m not interested in
[/quote]
Reminds me of the clip from blood into wine

“The other day when I was cruising the inter web looking for new and exiting forms of pornography”

Whisp
Whisp
12 years ago

On a completely unrelated note, these sideshow announcements seem to be taking their sweet fucking time to come out.

dave247
dave247
12 years ago

omg I just dodged a bullet there. i was like “oh cool a new blood into wine clip” then RIGHT before I clicked the link I read that it was a porn clip. My wife and kid are sitting behind me… :O
 
I’ll have to view later ^^

danielkauai21
danielkauai21
12 years ago

Yeah this side show stuff is getting ridiculous. Sign the goddamn contracts already!

Moose
Moose
12 years ago

I’m starting to lose a bit of faith regarding the sideshows. The dates in between the BDO dates just don’t really work..

48and2
48and2
12 years ago

This is novel and funny, but pretty much scraping the bottom of the barrel. This is going to seem outrageously geeky being juxtaposed with this article, but if you watch one of the featurettes of the J.J. Abram’s Star Trek blu-ray there is a dude wearing a 10k Days shirt. I’m way too lazy to do search through it and do a screencap, but it’s nice to know the guys making the new Star Trek movies like Tool.

badkittygothgirl
11 years ago

Tyson
Tyson
Member
11 years ago

I like a bit of hair on a woman shrugs

I guess it has more to do with the lip burn I gave myself as a teen going downstairs

Sheri
Sheri
11 years ago

admin – 1 year ago  » 

Ever wanted to see human beings making love in front of a Net of Being Tool poster?  Well now you can thanks to (link removed to satisfy Google!) !  That link is NSFW in case you haven’t guessed!
 

Fittingly, it features anal sex.  Thanks to BiteMark  who directed me to that video…

Tool Porn

Oh no 🙁 Thank God I turned it off as my 14 year old son is nearby playing some video game.

Naattik
11 years ago

TAoutsider – 1 year ago  » 
is that angel LOL .:)

Lol! I missed this… actually I’m kinda surprised she’s never shown up here.

Tyson
Tyson
Member
11 years ago

lol @ hiding porn from a 14yr old boy

Sheri
Sheri
11 years ago

admin – 1 hour ago  » 

Oh no 🙁 Thank God I turned it off as my 14 year old son is nearby playing some video game.

I’m sure it’s nothing he hasn’t seen before! 

Sigh…ok yeah…he got busted three weeks ago when i used his lap top and found so many random links of eww. My God…my “dancey Joe” is now a teenage creeper 🙁 EWW…Dim my effin eyes

Sheri
Sheri
11 years ago

Tyson – 38 minutes ago  » 
lol @ hiding porn from a 14yr old boy

I can’t be like…oh hi Joe…click on nudity and porn and accept my son to ever be the same 🙂

budsyralli
budsyralli
Member
11 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGbel0NZpXo&feature=related

tool- pushit(alternate version). i think this is it folks…..TOOL PORN

ilikecheese
ilikecheese
Member
11 years ago

where’s the real link? buwahahah…

Lizbet
Lizbet
11 years ago

It’s not hard to google cheese. Try using her name along with tool poster.

st1nkf1st
st1nkf1st
Member
11 years ago

I’d hitter in the shitter……. “pooot”
.)

ilikecheese
ilikecheese
Member
11 years ago

found it and yes, now i see the muff in question — jesus that is old school 60’s porn muff there….

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