Well I watched it twice. Not particularly funny. Obvious visual gag of speaking out your ass. Hints and tips on how to start a religion. Ho hum…
The extra curricular activities don’t seem to be hitting the mark this week. Perhaps they should all do some real work.
[quote comment=””]Well I watched it twice. Not particularly funny. Obvious visual gag of speaking out your ass. Hints and tips on how to start a religion. Ho hum… The extra curricular activities don’t seem to be hitting the mark this week. Perhaps they should all do some real work.[/quote]
Didn’t do much for me either…Â
auroboros
12 years ago
I assume this is a video from the past tour making it’s debut online.
ilikecheese
Member
12 years ago
^it seems like it, yes…this clearly is not a promo for new puscifer works…
264zn
12 years ago
yeah I have seen this somewhere before…?
Guerilla Ontologist
12 years ago
This is what happens when you stop taking acid and start drinking wine.
@Hotdog – you know there’s actually something quite vulnerable about the starting phrases and the accompanying facial expressions. Then we get to rocket man. Then I think of that video of Maynard offering his wine to William Shatner.
People can reach incredible place in life and you might think they have it all under control. People that continue to grow continue to search. And they fuck up!
Hotdog
Member
12 years ago
^Live show starts at 6:40 so skip past the first bit of crap. If you watch the whole show it will make sense as there are skits scattered all through the live show that have related material
Hotdog
Member
12 years ago
[quote comment=””]^Live show starts at 6:40 so skip past the first bit of crap. If you watch the whole show it will make sense as there are skits scattered all through the live show that have related material[/quote]
^Live show starts at 6:40 so skip past the first bit of crap. If you watch the whole show it will make sense as there are skits scattered all through the live show that have related material
That is so true!Â
That crap was there. Deal with it.
Hotdog
Member
12 years ago
2lizbet @Hotdog – you know there’s actually something quite vulnerable about the starting phrases and the accompanying facial expressions. Then we get to rocket man. Then I think of that video of Maynard offering his wine to William Shatner.
People can reach incredible place in life and you might think they have it all under control. People that continue to grow continue to search. And they fuck up!
How so true!Â
Hotdog
Member
12 years ago
[quote comment=””]
2lizbet @Hotdog – you know there’s actually something quite vulnerable about the starting phrases and the accompanying facial expressions. Then we get to rocket man. Then I think of that video of Maynard offering his wine to William Shatner. People can reach incredible place in life and you might think they have it all under control. People that continue to grow continue to search. And they fuck up! How so true!Â
[/quote]
Yeah, i meant “crap” as in the stuff before the live show. Its all up my ally…Â
Lizbet
12 years ago
^bit of synchronisity happening there but I think we’re on the same page.
Hotdog
Member
12 years ago
yeah i dont post here often and dont really know what im doing. Used to be an edit button somewhere.
Im more of a quiet lurker around these parts. I might go back under my rock now…
Hotdog – 45 minutes ago »
yeah i dont post here often and dont really know what im doing. Used to be an edit button somewhere.
Im more of a quiet lurker around these parts. I might go back under my rock now…
Trust no one. The edit button is controlled from the control tower and appears at a whim.
polarbear_15
12 years ago
Bobbbbbbb, hellllllllp meee!!!! Can’t remember what they said…
yeah this is definitely from the last tours. Even through the haze of wine and herb, I can’t forget seeing these videos several times
DRURY
12 years ago
If you think about how many minds are locked into their own version of limited reality via the belief system of their choice, this video is more scary than funny.
monkeyghostpirate
12 years ago
I, for one, accept reverend maynard as our new Dick and ass joke overlord
MAGNUS
12 years ago
I recently watched a video from a Boston show last year and the video-seg was played during the show. As others have mentioned, there were several others played throughout the show.
Hotdog – 45 minutes ago »
yeah i dont post here often and dont really know what im doing. Used to be an edit button somewhere.
Im more of a quiet lurker around these parts. I might go back under my rock now…
Trust no one. The edit button is controlled from the control tower and appears at a whim.
oh whimmy, whimmy
fortysixand2
12 years ago
Yeah this was one of the videos that was played at the “religious” themed Puscifer shows last year. I’m looking forward to more similar nonsensical videos this fall!
ok maynard time to take acid and record new tool k thnx
tiresias
Member
12 years ago
I saw this on the first Puscifer tour at Nokia Theater in LA. Personally, I hope they do more work like the cuntry shows from the last tour. That was easily one of my favorite concert experiences ever. These interludes cut into some of the more comedic and musical stage moments, and were not as funny by a quarter.
children
12 years ago
[quote comment=””]If you think about how many minds are locked into their own version of limited reality via the belief system of their choice, this video is more scary than funny.[/quote]
Agreed, This video explains that any and every religion is fake. All it takes is mindless followers, advertising, and a convincing spokesperson, and with a little time you got a full blown religion on your hands.
polarbear_15
12 years ago
_Planet X – 8 hours ago »
ok maynard time to take acid and record new tool k thnx
Wait, so Maynard records the Tool records all by himself? Awesome! Where did you get this insider info?
Oh, what I meant to say was ‘Fuck off with your whining that has nothing to do with Puscifer.’
'][' [[]] [[]] ][,
12 years ago
^ Ooooooooo!!! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!…
_Planet X
12 years ago
polarbear_15 – 51 minutes ago » _Planet X – 8 hours ago » ok maynard time to take acid and record new tool k thnx Wait, so Maynard records the Tool records all by himself? Awesome! Where did you get this insider info? Oh, what I meant to say was ‘Fuck off with your whining that has nothing to do with Puscifer.’ lol. internet tough guyz, gotta love them. ive seen puscifer live… i’ve seen apc live… i’ve seen tool live… for the most part, you could say i’m a fan of mostly everything maynard has taken part in. i’m… Read more »
Ravenpig
12 years ago
Calls poster “internet tough guy”…..
Then tells him/her to go kill him/herself.
_Planet X
12 years ago
Ravenpig – 1 minute ago »
Calls poster “internet tough guy”…..
Then tells him/her to go kill him/herself.
hes telling me to fuck off for no reason.
i defended my original statement, THEN told him to kill himself. only because hes clearly a stain on the human race, which is in general, a good thing.
didnt curse him out or tell him hes an asshole. [which i’m sure he is]
This is the first and last “please stay on topic” warning. Further posts will be deleted…
ilikecheese
Member
12 years ago
this could turn into some sequels too…book of garbage bag book of plastic bag, book of youold bag, all kinds of things…here’s to funnier volumes of the future – cheers
polarbear_15
12 years ago
@_Planet X – Tool is not Maynard. Maynard is not Tool. Just because Maynard is doing something in his spare time doesn’t mean he’s the sole reason the Tool record is taking a long time. That was the point. RE: The Puscifer video – I’m not a huge fan of the lowbrow Puscifer humor most of the time, including this video. A talking ass? Meh. I’m a huge fan of the message though. As long as Puscifer isn’t one-dimensional poop jokes, I’ll continue to love it. The ‘Major Douche’ videos were great, I hope we get to see more of… Read more »
If you think about how many minds are locked into their own version of limited reality via the belief system of their choice, this video is more scary than funny.
Agreed, This video explains that any and every religion is fake. All it takes is mindless followers, advertising, and a convincing spokesperson, and with a little time you got a full blown religion on your hands.
A talking ass? That’s only what, about 1994 or so?
Hmmmmmm…..seems to remind me of Ace Ventura. Excuse me, I’d like to ass you a few questions.
mikelisse
Member
12 years ago
i am really hoping this is a pre-cursor to an announcement for the first DVD series. Â
children
12 years ago
[quote comment=””]If you think about how many minds are locked into their own version of limited reality via the belief system of their choice, this video is more scary than funny. Agreed, This video explains that any and every religion is fake. All it takes is mindless followers, advertising, and a convincing spokesperson, and with a little time you got a full blown religion on your hands. Or a political movement or a band or a tv show. Congratulations, welcome to the human race.[/quote] Religion is equivalent to politics anyway and I can’t remember a time in history when genocide… Read more »
Jethro Tool
12 years ago
I just thought it bland and childish for a man approaching 50… but that album cover is just superb!
Tyson
Member
12 years ago
Children – 2 hours ago » If you think about how many minds are locked into their own version of limited reality via the belief system of their choice, this video is more scary than funny. <blockquote cite=”http://www.fourtheye.net/2011/08/the-book-of-douche-bag-vol-1/#comment-“> Agreed, This video explains that any and every religion is fake. All it takes is mindless followers, advertising, and a convincing spokesperson, and with a little time you got a full blown religion on your hands. Or a political movement or a band or a tv show. Congratulations, welcome to the human race. Religion is equivalent to politics anyway and I can’t… Read more »
children
12 years ago
[quote comment=””] Children – 2 hours ago  » If you think about how many minds are locked into their own version of limited reality via the belief system of their choice, this video is more scary than funny. <blockquote cite=”http://www.fourtheye.net/2011/08/the-book-of-douche-bag-vol-1/#comment-“> Agreed, This video explains that any and every religion is fake. All it takes is mindless followers, advertising, and a convincing spokesperson, and with a little time you got a full blown religion on your hands. Or a political movement or a band or a tv show. Congratulations, welcome to the human race. Religion is equivalent to politics anyway and… Read more »
Tyson
Member
12 years ago
I call myself Tyson, actually.
_Planet X
12 years ago
budsyralli – 11 hours ago »
maybe its a refference to planet x-nibiru
Well I watched it twice. Not particularly funny. Obvious visual gag of speaking out your ass. Hints and tips on how to start a religion. Ho hum…
The extra curricular activities don’t seem to be hitting the mark this week. Perhaps they should all do some real work.
[quote comment=””]Well I watched it twice. Not particularly funny. Obvious visual gag of speaking out your ass. Hints and tips on how to start a religion. Ho hum… The extra curricular activities don’t seem to be hitting the mark this week. Perhaps they should all do some real work.[/quote]
Didn’t do much for me either…Â
I assume this is a video from the past tour making it’s debut online.
^it seems like it, yes…this clearly is not a promo for new puscifer works…
yeah I have seen this somewhere before…?
This is what happens when you stop taking acid and start drinking wine.
Or do too much of both : )
[quote comment=””]
I assume this is a video from the past tour making it’s debut online.
[/quote]
Yeah, that would make sense…Â
That is a “skit” from a live show. I remember seeing it somewhere, im sure its in here-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSuKOJocbNc
 Its a 1hr 20min vid but good to see.
@Hotdog – you know there’s actually something quite vulnerable about the starting phrases and the accompanying facial expressions. Then we get to rocket man. Then I think of that video of Maynard offering his wine to William Shatner.
People can reach incredible place in life and you might think they have it all under control. People that continue to grow continue to search. And they fuck up!
^Live show starts at 6:40 so skip past the first bit of crap. If you watch the whole show it will make sense as there are skits scattered all through the live show that have related material
[quote comment=””]^Live show starts at 6:40 so skip past the first bit of crap. If you watch the whole show it will make sense as there are skits scattered all through the live show that have related material[/quote]
That is so true!Â
That crap was there. Deal with it.
[quote comment=””]
[/quote]
Yeah, i meant “crap” as in the stuff before the live show. Its all up my ally…Â
^bit of synchronisity happening there but I think we’re on the same page.
yeah i dont post here often and dont really know what im doing. Used to be an edit button somewhere.
Im more of a quiet lurker around these parts. I might go back under my rock now…
Looks like the Puscifer cult has been subsumed in to the Church of the Sub-Genius.
Â
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2j5W2cHElw
Â
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Trust no one. The edit button is controlled from the control tower and appears at a whim.
Bobbbbbbb, hellllllllp meee!!!! Can’t remember what they said…
yeah this is definitely from the last tours. Even through the haze of wine and herb, I can’t forget seeing these videos several times
If you think about how many minds are locked into their own version of limited reality via the belief system of their choice, this video is more scary than funny.
I, for one, accept reverend maynard as our new Dick and ass joke overlord
I recently watched a video from a Boston show last year and the video-seg was played during the show. As others have mentioned, there were several others played throughout the show.
oh whimmy, whimmy
Yeah this was one of the videos that was played at the “religious” themed Puscifer shows last year. I’m looking forward to more similar nonsensical videos this fall!
Oh, Koolie, Koolie
ok maynard time to take acid and record new tool k thnx
I saw this on the first Puscifer tour at Nokia Theater in LA. Personally, I hope they do more work like the cuntry shows from the last tour. That was easily one of my favorite concert experiences ever. These interludes cut into some of the more comedic and musical stage moments, and were not as funny by a quarter.
[quote comment=””]If you think about how many minds are locked into their own version of limited reality via the belief system of their choice, this video is more scary than funny.[/quote]
Agreed, This video explains that any and every religion is fake. All it takes is mindless followers, advertising, and a convincing spokesperson, and with a little time you got a full blown religion on your hands.
Wait, so Maynard records the Tool records all by himself? Awesome! Where did you get this insider info?
Oh, what I meant to say was ‘Fuck off with your whining that has nothing to do with Puscifer.’
^ Ooooooooo!!! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!…
polarbear_15 – 51 minutes ago » _Planet X – 8 hours ago » ok maynard time to take acid and record new tool k thnx Wait, so Maynard records the Tool records all by himself? Awesome! Where did you get this insider info? Oh, what I meant to say was ‘Fuck off with your whining that has nothing to do with Puscifer.’ lol. internet tough guyz, gotta love them. ive seen puscifer live… i’ve seen apc live… i’ve seen tool live… for the most part, you could say i’m a fan of mostly everything maynard has taken part in. i’m… Read more »
Calls poster “internet tough guy”…..
Then tells him/her to go kill him/herself.
hes telling me to fuck off for no reason.
i defended my original statement, THEN told him to kill himself. only because hes clearly a stain on the human race, which is in general, a good thing.
didnt curse him out or tell him hes an asshole. [which i’m sure he is]
This is the first and last “please stay on topic” warning. Further posts will be deleted…
this could turn into some sequels too…book of garbage bag book of plastic bag, book of youold bag, all kinds of things…here’s to funnier volumes of the future – cheers
@_Planet X – Tool is not Maynard. Maynard is not Tool. Just because Maynard is doing something in his spare time doesn’t mean he’s the sole reason the Tool record is taking a long time. That was the point. RE: The Puscifer video – I’m not a huge fan of the lowbrow Puscifer humor most of the time, including this video. A talking ass? Meh. I’m a huge fan of the message though. As long as Puscifer isn’t one-dimensional poop jokes, I’ll continue to love it. The ‘Major Douche’ videos were great, I hope we get to see more of… Read more »
Or a political movement or a band or a tv show.
Congratulations, welcome to the human race.
maybe its a refference to planet x-nibiru
A talking ass? That’s only what, about 1994 or so?
Hmmmmmm…..seems to remind me of Ace Ventura. Excuse me, I’d like to ass you a few questions.
i am really hoping this is a pre-cursor to an announcement for the first DVD series. Â
[quote comment=””]If you think about how many minds are locked into their own version of limited reality via the belief system of their choice, this video is more scary than funny. Agreed, This video explains that any and every religion is fake. All it takes is mindless followers, advertising, and a convincing spokesperson, and with a little time you got a full blown religion on your hands. Or a political movement or a band or a tv show. Congratulations, welcome to the human race.[/quote] Religion is equivalent to politics anyway and I can’t remember a time in history when genocide… Read more »
I just thought it bland and childish for a man approaching 50… but that album cover is just superb!
Children – 2 hours ago » If you think about how many minds are locked into their own version of limited reality via the belief system of their choice, this video is more scary than funny. <blockquote cite=”http://www.fourtheye.net/2011/08/the-book-of-douche-bag-vol-1/#comment-“> Agreed, This video explains that any and every religion is fake. All it takes is mindless followers, advertising, and a convincing spokesperson, and with a little time you got a full blown religion on your hands. Or a political movement or a band or a tv show. Congratulations, welcome to the human race. Religion is equivalent to politics anyway and I can’t… Read more »
[quote comment=””] Children – 2 hours ago  » If you think about how many minds are locked into their own version of limited reality via the belief system of their choice, this video is more scary than funny. <blockquote cite=”http://www.fourtheye.net/2011/08/the-book-of-douche-bag-vol-1/#comment-“> Agreed, This video explains that any and every religion is fake. All it takes is mindless followers, advertising, and a convincing spokesperson, and with a little time you got a full blown religion on your hands. Or a political movement or a band or a tv show. Congratulations, welcome to the human race. Religion is equivalent to politics anyway and… Read more »
I call myself Tyson, actually.
YES!
Meh, I’m here for the music.