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The Book of Douche Bag. Vol 4. vs The Hunter

Things are pretty quiet in the Tool world at the moment, so in order to keep you clicking on my ads informed here’s the latest in the Book of Douche Bag series of videos from Puscifer:

I’m still surprised we don’t have Puscifer dates for the tour yet.  Hopefully soon!

Just in case that Puscifer video doesn’t do much for you, perhaps you’ll find the new Mastodon album The Hunter more to your liking:

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petemasterpete
Member
10 years ago

full imagery for the record is much appreciated

disog
disog
10 years ago

Maynard is a douche, can’t understand how anyone would find these funny. He is and always will be an amazing lyricist and singer (TooL,APC) when working alongside creative and technical musicians. Safe to say if he hadn’t met Danny/Adam way back when he would be a nobody still wearing spandex and singing that C.A.D. shit with eddie murphy on bass.

disog
disog
10 years ago

P.s. New Mastodon FTW

Mog
Mog
10 years ago

What ads? *surfs the interwebz ad free* :p

Seriously though I am sick of these fucking Bob videos. Just release the damn Puscifer album, hurry up and get the touring done and get working on the new Tool album.

Mastodon = Epic goodness ….refraining from listening to the album preview. Rather wait for the CD to get here.

BTW – New Opeth is unfuckingbelievable. Better than good. Not quite as good as Watershed or Blackwater Park, but a damn fine album none the less.

elusivEuphoria
elusivEuphoria
10 years ago

It’s attitudes like that that kind of make me hope the next tool album isn’t released until 2013… or later.

Pull a Primus, Tool. Wait 11 years and push out an album that sounds roughly similar to what you put out 11 years ago. Make the whiners wander off and find other things to bitch about. 

Whisp
Whisp
10 years ago

Love the new mastodon.

[quote]Just release the damn Puscifer album, hurry up and get the touring done and get working on the new Tool album.[/quote]
Couldn’t have said it better!

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10 years ago

fart

Mog
Mog
10 years ago

elusivEuphoria – 23 minutes ago  »  It’s attitudes like that that kind of make me hope the next tool album isn’t released until 2013… or later. Pull a Primus, Tool. Wait 11 years and push out an album that sounds roughly similar to what you put out 11 years ago. Make the whiners wander off and find other things to bitch about.  I have been a Tool fan since the beginning. I am fully aware of their process. I also happen to enjoy some of the Puscifer stuff. APC fan as well. But it has, and always will be, for… Read more »

disog
disog
10 years ago

[quote comment=””] elusivEuphoria – 23 minutes ago  »  It’s attitudes like that that kind of make me hope the next tool album isn’t released until 2013… or later. Pull a Primus, Tool. Wait 11 years and push out an album that sounds roughly similar to what you put out 11 years ago. Make the whiners wander off and find other things to bitch about.  I have been a Tool fan since the beginning. I am fully aware of their process. I also happen to enjoy some of the Puscifer stuff. APC fan as well. But it has, and always will… Read more »

king
king
10 years ago

“correct me if I am wrong here guys, that the vast majority of us here would prefer a new Tool album to any side project. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.”
Im looking forward to the new Puscifer album more than Tool. I know a few people that feel the same.
 
 

Mog
Mog
10 years ago

king – 50 minutes ago  »  “correct me if I am wrong here guys, that the vast majority of us here would prefer a new Tool album to any side project. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.” Im looking forward to the new Puscifer album more than Tool. I know a few people that feel the same.     I can guarantee the number of people who would prefer a new Tool album FAR outnumber the number of people who would prefer a Puscifer release. I would wager the ratio is at least 1000 to 1. Hell you… Read more »

Mog
Mog
10 years ago

Crazy how Nardo has some of you sold hook, line, and sinker. He could shit on a piece of cheese and sell it as a hat and I guarannnngoddammnnteee some Nardo worshiper would buy it. Almost as bad as the fucking shooting targets that some Nardo lover actually purchased.

fortysixand2
fortysixand2
10 years ago

king – 1 hour ago  » 
Im looking forward to the new Puscifer album more than Tool. I know a few people that feel the same.

I agree. Conditions of My Parole sounds fantastic. Fuck Tool, I’m tired of waiting.

Naattik
10 years ago

@ King and Fortysixand2 – You are dead to me now.

LOLZ. Just kidding.

markuspoop
10 years ago

Mog – 2 hours ago  » 
Crazy how Nardo has some of you sold hook, line, and sinker. He could shit on a piece of cheese and sell it as a hat and I guarannnngoddammnnteee some Nardo worshiper would buy it. Almost as bad as the fucking shooting targets that some Nardo lover actually purchased.

Well, what kind of cheese are we talking about here?

danielkauai21
danielkauai21
10 years ago

Dear Maynard,

You’re not funny.
Mahalo for listening and changing your behaviour accordingly.

Sincerely,
The (ghost) ninja.

children
children
10 years ago

“correct me if I am wrong here guys, that the vast majority of us here would prefer a new Tool album to any side project. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.”
Im looking forward to the new Puscifer album more than Tool. I know a few people that feel the same.

I am just about equally excited for both of the albums, but new Puscifer is coming much sooner so I guess I belong to the minority here.

polarbear_15
polarbear_15
10 years ago

Mog – 4 hours ago  » 
Crazy how Nardo has some of you sold hook, line, and sinker. He could shit on a piece of cheese and sell it as a hat and I guarannnngoddammnnteee some Nardo worshiper would buy it. Almost as bad as the fucking shooting targets that some Nardo lover actually purchased.

So because you don’t enjoy Puscifer, then anyone who does is a shmuck?

Mog
Mog
10 years ago

polarbear_15 – 6 minutes ago  »  Mog – 4 hours ago  »  Crazy how Nardo has some of you sold hook, line, and sinker. He could shit on a piece of cheese and sell it as a hat and I guarannnngoddammnnteee some Nardo worshiper would buy it. Almost as bad as the fucking shooting targets that some Nardo lover actually purchased. So because you don’t enjoy Puscifer, then anyone who does is a shmuck? Fuck people need to read before they type. Did you miss this post? Mog – I have been a Tool fan since the beginning. I am… Read more »

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10 years ago

Who the fuck is “nardo”? Are you talking about that guy from The Office?

polarbear_15
polarbear_15
10 years ago

Mog – 13 minutes ago  »  polarbear_15 – 6 minutes ago  »  Mog – 4 hours ago  »  Crazy how Nardo has some of you sold hook, line, and sinker. He could shit on a piece of cheese and sell it as a hat and I guarannnngoddammnnteee some Nardo worshiper would buy it. Almost as bad as the fucking shooting targets that some Nardo lover actually purchased. So because you don’t enjoy Puscifer, then anyone who does is a shmuck? Fuck people need to read before they type. Did you miss this post? Mog – I have been a Tool… Read more »

Lucidiot
Lucidiot
10 years ago

New Mastodon album is awesome. Not as good as Crack The Skye in my opinion, but still a solid album.

elusivEuphoria
elusivEuphoria
10 years ago

[quote comment=”47799″] elusivEuphoria – 23 minutes ago  »  It’s attitudes like that that kind of make me hope the next tool album isn’t released until 2013… or later. Pull a Primus, Tool. Wait 11 years and push out an album that sounds roughly similar to what you put out 11 years ago. Make the whiners wander off and find other things to bitch about.  I have been a Tool fan since the beginning. I am fully aware of their process. I also happen to enjoy some of the Puscifer stuff. APC fan as well. But it has, and always will… Read more »

children
children
10 years ago

We should be grateful that Tool is even creating another masterpiece as it is.

disog
disog
10 years ago

[quote comment=””]We should be grateful that Tool is even creating another masterpiece as it is.[/quote]

Doesn’t soften the blow to know that any new Tool music is being delayed due to Maynards ‘side’ projects. I would guess that the other 3 members are more than ready to lay down tracks. 

Lizbet
Lizbet
10 years ago

disog – 7 minutes ago  » 

We should be grateful that Tool is even creating another masterpiece as it is.

Doesn’t soften the blow to know that any new Tool music is being delayed due to Maynards ‘side’ projects. I would guess that the other 3 members are more than ready to lay down tracks. 

Well I guess, but I’m not too sure that the WWF commitments aren’t playing havoc with the schedule and pulling in other Tool members taboot.

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10 years ago

Puscifer sucks. That being said, there’s no evidence to suggest that it, or any other side project for that matter is cause for any delay in a new TOOL album. There’s nothing to suggest that there is any sort of delay anyway. This band has never operated I’m accord with any type of scedule or timetable. There are no guidlines for their creation process, no formula to their writing. Besides, the complexity of a single TOOL song alone is more creative then just about any whole album being released by anybother band today. These aren’t 3 minute songs in 4/4… Read more »

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10 years ago

^ “in” not “I’m”. Damn iphone auto correct.

Lizbet
Lizbet
10 years ago

nate – 11 minutes ago  » 
The time spent between albums is only a testament to the bands longevity and standing as masters of their craft.

Either that or their hesitancy and concern regarding their final album.

elusivEuphoria
elusivEuphoria
10 years ago

[quote comment=”47824″] Puscifer sucks. That being said, there’s no evidence to suggest that it, or any other side project for that matter is cause for any delay in a new TOOL album. There’s nothing to suggest that there is any sort of delay anyway. This band has never operated I’m accord with any type of scedule or timetable. There are no guidlines for their creation process, no formula to their writing. Besides, the complexity of a single TOOL song alone is more creative then just about any whole album being released by anybother band today. These aren’t 3 minute songs… Read more »

ilikecheese
ilikecheese
Member
10 years ago

Who.
It is who.
Not that.
Who.

Who.

And on that note, I am going to need to see an actual ‘book,’ not videos about a book. Write a book jimmy…come on. You can do it.

Naattik
10 years ago

nate – 2 hours ago  » 
^ “in” not “I’m”. Damn iphone auto correct.

Let’s not forget “anybother band”. That was a good one. Thanks again iPhone, for your tiny little on screen keyboard.
PS – This music snob agrees.

Naattik
10 years ago

^ an iPhone is NOT a Mac, smart arse!

Mog
Mog
10 years ago

elusivEuphoria – 5 hours ago Then you should understand that Tool has never operated by any scheme or plan. They do what they want, when they want, for their own reasons. My point is the vast majority of Tool fans whine too much about wanting a new album. They act as though they deserve a new album. And those first couple posts, including yours, were in that same vein. Why complain? I am not stomping my feet like a petulant child demanding a fucking Tool album. I am simply stating that I think Maynard is largely to blame for the… Read more »

Izzy
Izzy
10 years ago

^ i think u think wrong but then thats just what i think about what you think. i think.

king
king
10 years ago

please stop saying nardo.
 
 
 

Lizbet
Lizbet
10 years ago

Nardo, Nardo, Nardo
Nardo, Nardo ,Nardo

Sorry I know that was juvenile but I couldn’t help myself. 🙂

PS Again I found myself consulting the Urban Dictionary. Had no idea what that term actually meant.

Nardo, Nardo, Nardo

in_the_blender
in_the_blender
10 years ago

May-Nards?

Lizbet
Lizbet
10 years ago

Well apparently it is “One of the least favorite nicknames of Maynard James Keenan, lead singer of the rock band TOOL.”
Who knew?
Wonder what his favourites are?

in_the_blender
in_the_blender
10 years ago

Wine gums

Hammer
Hammer
10 years ago

[quote comment=”47838″]Well apparently it is “One of the least favorite nicknames of Maynard James Keenan, lead singer of the rock band TOOL.” Who knew? Wonder what his favourites are?[/quote]

Maynard = (a) Tool

in_the_blender
in_the_blender
10 years ago

:0 a Lurker speaks! Hammer Time!!!

Hammer
Hammer
10 years ago

[quote comment=””]
:0 a Lurker speaks! Hammer Time!!!
[/quote]

“Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.” – Plato

ThatGuy
ThatGuy
10 years ago

puscifer is dope, APC is awesome, Tool is marvelous. Old puscifer blows, but since the C is for… Ep maynard has really stepped up and made some great music with the puscifer crew. I am very excited for the new puscifer album. its gonna hve to hold me over until the new tool album. APC was disappointing in their setlist this past summer but still rocked. puscifer is almost surpassing them in terms of good music. depends on how this album turns out. If the Tool album doesnt drop till this time next year then I am fine with that… Read more »

markuspoop
10 years ago

Meh. M-e-h. I don’t mind Pu$cifer. Some of it is good, some of it is okay, some of it is sub-par.

Enjoy the live shows though.

stiffler
stiffler
10 years ago

Mastodon once again will satisfy any and all Tool related music needs. Great Band. Hard working.
 

Jethro Tool
Jethro Tool
10 years ago

yeah they have managed 3 albums since 10000 days came out. And each one of them is a classic.

Mog
Mog
10 years ago

stiffler – 2 hours ago  » 
Mastodon once again will satisfy any and all Tool related music needs. Great Band. Hard working.
 

Exceptional band. Brann Dailor will drum your face off. Up there with DC and Tomas Haake of Meshuggah.

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