Blair has released the January Newsletter, which you can read in the Newsletters section of Toolband right now. A quick glance shows no real Tool news, which doesn’t come as a huge surprise to me. Feel free to comment & discuss the email below!
Anyone stuck their tour poster under a UV lamp yet?
NOTE THE NEWSLETTER CONTAINS SETLIST SPOILERS
Maybe the drum heads that are missing Maynards signature really have it.. its just invisible haha!! On a side note; Western NY made an appearance in the newsletter, who woulda seen that one coming?
“Once the show was over, and the fish had been fed (with drumsticks, guitar picks, bottles of water, autographed oranges, etc.)”
So I guess we are the fish from the posters?
Yup, thought that was fairly obvious.
Yes, so now what do the posters mean? First we had a big group of fish, then a few, then in Toledo there was just one, tonight there was just one but with scissors… are they going to cut us up?
Suicidal fish because after this tour they are done
so they arent cutting us up, they are cutting us off! haha, now im really interested to see what that last poster for ATL is gonna be? Maybe we will get an illustration of Danny, Adam, Justin, and Maynard shooting fish in a barrel?
^ HAHAHA, I think you just nailed it!
Worst newsletter ever. That guy really needs a friend.
I like the poster thoughts, chaps! I thought it was funny Blair mentioned the signed oranges.
I though it was a pretty funny newsletter actually.
Yea i thought the newsletter was pretty good. Regarding the posters, they do say good art should make you think and talk. So…
what pill did blair take? green or orange?
fish sheep random stupid fan emails Live DVD teases ridiculously priced crappy merch we get it already, it’s such a burden, what amazing commentary on the nature of fame and the fan relationship ZZZzzzzzz… I hope the new album is every bit as novel for Tool as this theme. Oops there I go again on the new album, what an uncreative succubus I am, worrying about the art business of others I don’t usually bitch about Tool because I like their music, but subtly pointing out that fans in general kind of suck is one thing, making it a mainstay… Read more »
The red one. Definitely the red one.
Note that the tour hasn’t finished yet, and that setlist spoilers are not a good thing…
my bad, gonna delete more from my post cuz now it’s obvious, might want to delete this post and yours
That Tool site is fucking annoying. Not for the first time I forgot my password and had to listen to that awful noise while I found it. If I never hear those greetings again that will be too soon as well.
Newsletter? Well not his best work, perhaps the quality of the emails he’s receiving is slipping. Or perhaps he just caught Mog’s cold.
2lizbet – 8 minutes ago » That Tool site is fucking annoying. Not for the first time I forget my password and had to listen to that awful noise while I found it. If I never hear those greetings again that will be too soon as well. Newsletter? Well not his best work, perhaps the quality of the emails he’s receiving is slipping. Or perhaps he just caught Mog’s cold. You pretend at being a tough chick but you are really a sweetie. Remembering my cold and what not. Thoughtful and intelligent. Do these kinds of women only live in… Read more »
Mog – 4 minutes ago » 2lizbet – 8 minutes ago » That Tool site is fucking annoying. Not for the first time I forget my password and had to listen to that awful noise while I found it. If I never hear those greetings again that will be too soon as well. Newsletter? Well not his best work, perhaps the quality of the emails he’s receiving is slipping. Or perhaps he just caught Mog’s cold. You pretend at being a tough chick but you are really a sweetie. Remembering my cold and what not. Thoughtful and intelligent. Do these… Read more »
Time to move to Melbourne. Aussie Open, Good weather, attractive, intelligent women with sexy accents. Who will let the Mogger crash?
*pin drops* no takers. dammit if Romney wins one of you is getting me down there.
Why does Blair always have to inform us of the type of food he’s been ordering from restaurants?
Does this guy do nothing other than eat burgers, ribs, steak and mexican and drink cocktails??
^ Now i’m hungry
You can’t move into my house. Couldn’t find a better version of this unfortunately, song starts about 1.50. Seeing these guys tomorrow.
Hope this helps..
You should go to the doctor that looks infected.
U know if u listen to mer de noms in this order with
Matrix on weed it syncs up….start magdelena at then second flashy flow of
The green warner bros studios….listen to it thrice. And when neo wakes up turn it to over
When he presses escape….when trinity removes the shrimp bug put it onto brena and play the rest of the album, it should sync up, enjoy
When did you decide to join TA? I thought you were a “fourtheye bitch”?
badkittygothgirl – 3 minutes ago » 2lizbet – 5 hours ago » That Tool site is fucking annoying. Not for the first time I forgot my password and had to listen to that awful noise while I found it. If I never hear those greetings again that will be too soon as well. Newsletter? Well not his best work, perhaps the quality of the emails he’s receiving is slipping. Or perhaps he just caught Mog’s cold. When did you decide to join TA? I thought you were a “fourtheye bitch”? I joined pretty much when I joined fourtheye so I… Read more »
The only thing enjoyable about the news letter was the sopa/pipa joke, I laughed out loud in class just now on that one.
What is the signed orange thing?
And for the fish comment, fuck that Hunter S. Thompson wannabe hack. If not for us “fish”, he would be out of a job and spurting his nonsensical ramblings to passersby on the sidewalk where he would beg for money.
Your Orange Fix..
http://www.fourtheye.net/forum/topic.php?id=2139
;-}~
ouch! You is breakin my heart woman. That leaves hellboy and blender. Tyson, no fuggin way. It would end up like some kind of warped Spy vs. Spy episode.
^More like Mr and Mrs Smith. 🙂
lol
Now if tyson was actually Angelina Jolie, we would be okay. I am entirely convinced that woman can walk on water 😉
don’t bring my wife into this!
don’t bring my wife into this!
Or mine !!!
I’m really starting to think this tour is the end and there really is NO new album. Feed the fish some old classics we haven’t played in eons then pull the plug. Game over.
^ Should have taken the blue pill
They are taking their sweet time with album #5 because they know its their last.
^ They’re taking their sweet time with the new album because they don’t want it to be a piece of shit.
Should have took longer with 10k then
^ Ha!
BOOM!
insertcrypticnameher – 1 day ago » fish sheep random stupid fan emails Live DVD teases ridiculously priced crappy merch we get it already, it’s such a burden, what amazing commentary on the nature of fame and the fan relationship ZZZzzzzzz… I hope the new album is every bit as novel for Tool as this theme. Oops there I go again on the new album, what an uncreative succubus I am, worrying about the art business of others I don’t usually bitch about Tool because I like their music, but subtly pointing out that fans in general kind of suck is… Read more »
Make that FEB newsletter and you lot have a lot to answer for…