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Maynard adds to the family?

Maynard posted a picture on Instagram today that looks suspiciously like a ultrasound, suggestion he and his wife are expecting a baby sometime in the next 6 or so months. Congratulations to both of them!

Who will be next? Justin or Danny?

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UndKeineEier
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8 years ago

Look at it’s eyes! It’s like it’s looking right into my soul!

Proxicity
Proxicity
8 years ago

Fuck yeah, this is good news for Tool. Soon Maynard’s wife will be all hormonal and bitchy, which will stress him out, making him irritable and in need of venting his frustrations for the next 9 months. Inevitably this will affect his writing for the new album. I hope it will produce some of those classic cathartic, deep soul-digging melodies and lyrics he’s most known and loved for. I say this only slightly tongue-in-cheek.

nicholas
nicholas
8 years ago

Congrats Maynard! Also, love & totally agree with previous 2 posts!

UndKeineEier
Member
8 years ago

Who’s next? Hopefully Tool.

Z-Werewolf
Z-Werewolf
8 years ago

Dude is going to be in his 60’s when his kid is in highschool. I knew a girl in highschool whose parents were in their late 60’s, she hated it. Her parents were also super wealthy but that made no difference to her. She would have preferred they were younger rather than wealthy. I guess famous might help the kid? Clint Eastwood had kids late too. Wonder what Devo H. thinks about all this. Hmmm… congrats Maynard! You’re still straight shootin!

-“He is too old to begin the training.”

UndKeineEier
Member
Reply to  Z-Werewolf
8 years ago

It depends on the parents and the kid. Just because one person hated having old parents doesn’t mean another will.

Z-Werewolf
Z-Werewolf
Reply to  UndKeineEier
8 years ago

No it totally does you don’t know what you’re talking about shut the fuck up….

Just kidding… I’m aware that we are in a world of infinite possibility. Just saying… I’d never try to have kids at that age because I think it would suck. My father in law had kids in his 50’s and he’s having a hard time keeping up with them. In my experience… none of the experiences that I’ve whitnessed have been particularly awesome for the kids or the parents.

Again, I’m completely aware that it could go differently. Thank you for pointing out the obvious.

Maynerd
Maynerd
Reply to  Z-Werewolf
8 years ago

+1 for older parents being a drag.
Also, lol @ Maynard. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to come to terms with the fact he actually named his child ‘Devo’.

Nostrenominon
Nostrenominon
8 years ago

For years and years I was completely sure of myself that Devo was always a pseudonym that Main-Nerd invented to hide his son’s true identity….but nowadays I wonder, if he really just named his kid something that dumb.

UndKeineEier
Member
Reply to  Nostrenominon
8 years ago

It’s been confirmed that Devo is actually his son’s name.

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