Tool January 2017 Newsletter

The Tool 2017 Newsletter for January is out, and it doesn’t say much except to confirm a few things we already know.  There is some vague promise of further news to come, but anyone’s guess as to what this is.

Here it is:

I especially don’t like to waste water here in the desert, but allow me to pour a tall cold glass of it over the on-line rumors that DANNY (“the mysterious buyer”) recently purchased a new house with vineyards so that he could become a wine-maker. The TRUTH is that he bought a house that just happened to come with a MICRO-VINEYARD. Therefore, DON’T expect him to be releasing bottles of “MONAS HIEROGLYPHICA” anytime soon. Instead, he will be working on new Tool material at the loft, and performing on February 4th with VOLTO! at… (No)… THE WHISKEY on the Sunset Strip. In other news, for those of you who only read the ‘newsletters’, TOOL will be playing a couple of festivals in MAY – one being “THE GOVERNOR’S BALL in NYC, with the other being “BOSTON CALLING.” In anticipation of your next question, these are the only Tool shows that I am currently aware of. I have also listed in the NEWS POSTS a number of APC shows in May. Now, in case you’re wondering why the January 17th newsletter is so short (or celebrating the fact), until I get a better grasp on certain things that have happened to me recently, this will have to do. In the meantime, look for an UPDATE explaining this in the archived SEPTEMBER 2016 newsletter on January 20th. Hopefully, that is…

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nxrm
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nxrm

“There is some vague promise of further news to come, but anyone’s guess as to what this is.”

The September 2016 Newsletter is all about positive thinking: “Make sure your thoughts are positive… or all hell’s gonna break loose.”

January 20th is the US Presidential Inauguration.

BMB commentary to follow…

st1nkf1st
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st1nkf1st

tick tock, this place is………………. out of time?! I used to frequent this site. Had a subscription too. Got turned off by the festering dingo feverish cunt rags that was. Lick my chode.

the OG fist in yer arsehole!

@ ooooot eh

st1nkf1st

DRURY
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DRURY

This is the place to be if Tool ever ACTUALLY goes into the studio to record a new album.

I’m no longer anticipating news of anything, but will welcome it if it does.

nxrm
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nxrm

BMB’s update to the September 2016 Newsletter: “UPDATE FROM JANUARY 20, 2017) Over 3 months later, LaraLee and I once again materialized in the very same Arby’s where the order ‘error’ occurred. After placing and getting our food, when LaraLee arrived at the table with her tray and opened the sandwich wrapper, she looked up at me with an expression of amazement. “It happened AGAIN! The SAME thing”, she told me. Instead of the Jr. Ham and Cheese that she ordered (as a change of pace, or to test the counter guy, I do not know), she was given –… Read more »

Naimed
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Naimed

No, do not do this. There is nothing to look forward for. Only false hope.
Nothing will be revealed on April 21, 2017. Blair will just say that the time was not right yet (the counter guy makes the same error, bla bla) and we have to wait for 3 more months… etc etc etc.

sudnshok
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sudnshok

I agree, and once again just more cryptic nonsense. If the Opiate video (or whatever may be scheduled) will be released on April 20, just freakin’ say so. And if it is not definite, just say “as of now the Opiate video is scheduled to premiere on 4/20 but that could change.”

The delay by the band is annoying but the “news” from the official news source is enraging. This band does all it can to frustrate their fans. Perhaps they should rename themselves Blue Balls. Maybe that’s what’ll happen in April.

Stinkfist
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Stinkfist

We’ve been down this road before but this time we KNOW they have been working on the album, they have some dates already lined up and April 21st is a Friday which is the day new music drops.

I think this could be it. And I’m actually saying that with a straight face.

@ out…
Stinkfist

unclejackson
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unclejackson

They were continuing to write for the album as of just a few weeks ago, so April is way too soon. Maybe they could finish the writing process by then, or possibly enter the studio sometime in April (less likely). Late 2017 would probably be the very earliest the album could be released. 2018 is a more likely scenario.

Suppose I could be wrong, though – with no inside sources or whatever.

chonus
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chonus

Triple album

Naimed
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Naimed

Halflife 3 will come sooner….