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Fri May 22, 2015 3:12 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

PimPle wrote:
UndKeineZwEier wrote:There's no E minor key on a keyboard.
Surely it would be D minor....
The saddest of all keys.
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Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:08 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Maybe it's the "curveball"! Maybe it's the "big thing"! Maybe it's the DVD! Maybe it's a double album! Maybe it's the new TOOL Army website! Maybe it's a unicorn!




















I'm going with unicorn 'cause it's just as likely as any of those other scenarios.
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Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:24 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: It Hapenned!!)
Replies: 5375
Views: 552160

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

I'm going to email Blair 10x a day. He will make them finish it faster because I will email him so much. No one has to kill themselves. Just hold your horses. I know this will work. Too late, I've already tried that x 20 a day You fucked up, the magic number was 10. Thanks a lot dickwad, we could h...
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Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:17 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

i get the feeling maynard wasnt there in the studio suggested in the motorhead video He doesn't contribute to the segues, at least in a live setting. I'm not saying that I think this is what the curveball is, necessarily. It's just on my wishlist. And... there are a few factors that would play into...
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Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:50 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Haahaa! What, is Aaron Harris like TOOL's handyman or some shit? Its nice to read Maynerd's jamming with the band. I suspect he writes his parts the way a lot of artists do, by freestyling whatever thoughts and emotions the music digs up and just spitting it out into the mic. Then going back and lis...
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Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:17 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Fourteenth place! Fourteenth place! Fourteenth place! But seriously, that can't be right. I thought it was more like 30th or 40th place.
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Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:28 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

In the 442 pages related to TOOL's social media there is like zero actual information regarding new music. Just "writing/arranging and fishing". That's fuckin' funny.
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:28 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Thread needs more skepticism. Personally, this doesn't get me out of my chair 'cause I'll believe it when I see it.
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:48 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Ravenpig wrote:Oh but rant #3,456,789 is much more useful, right? Ignore the fucking thread if you think it's dumb.
Aww, looks like I struck a nerve. Hilarious! Go home and get your shine box.
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:00 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

This is too funny. Maynard gets a pimple on his ass and people speculate a possible album release date by factoring that info into some pseudo timeline. Danny could get a parking ticket and someone would say some shit like, "Okay, so if he pays the ticket by January they can be in the studio by mid ...
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Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:16 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Opiate video will be a part of the Salival 2 package. Don't be surprised - we all know it's coming..... I agree with this, I think just a video release and nothing more would fuck people off a bit. Hopefully it all happens sooner rather than later.... Yeah man, TOOL would never do anything to "fuck...
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Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:15 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10730837_10152352981066086_3472301887327568479_n.jpg?oh=47bfa1c269090db1336029c5d9de4dbf&oe=54F1EE47 Alex Grey · 19 hrs · Amazing Halloween Lateralus Tool Grey Art costume, don't know who tiz but great job. That is the gayest thing I've ever...
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Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:13 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Fuck! I was right in the middle of catching up on this thread when all of a sudden it got pruned. I gather the missing posts were the most entertaining too.
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Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:44 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Had a good time except for the douchbags moshing. My sunglasses were stomped on and destroyed during American Life if that says anything. It says you were probably https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBifX0H3yg That song fuckin' rules! Progress classic rock at it's finest. Far out lyrics and great music...
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Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:22 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

6 pages of jibberjabber. Well done guys.
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Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:49 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: RIP - The Dead Thread
Replies: 534
Views: 147351

Re: RIP - The Dead Thread

Joan Rivers passed. She was 134 years old.
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Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:16 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: RIP - The Dead Thread
Replies: 534
Views: 147351

Re: RIP - The Dead Thread

Mork from fucking Ork offed himself.
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Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:50 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

budsyralli wrote:I dig the beatles.....just not all their songs.
I dig TOOL.....just not all their songs.
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Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:59 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans
Replies: 131
Views: 40520

Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

"Turn that fuckin' hesher music off, fag!"
by '][' [[]] [[]] ][,
Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:13 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Fuck that, it'd take me eight years to read all that shit!
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Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:17 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: How will Tool approach the design of the new album?
Replies: 531
Views: 107399

Re: How will Tool approach the design of the new album?

[/quote]yeah I forget sometimes he runs this site. whatever, I'm retarded. sue me.[/quote]
I'd sue you but then you wouldn't be able to get any work done for 8+ years.
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Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:14 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Christ, get a grip people. This lawsuit malarkey isn't the cause of any delay and it isn't the fuel Maynard needs to be inspired to write great lyrics. These are professional and extremely talented musicians, not fragile little children. We haven't received any new material simply because the music ...
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Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:28 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Something's fishy. See what I did there?
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Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:18 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Most of the songs on my top ten list I've never heard live, sadly.
by '][' [[]] [[]] ][,
Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:48 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16763
Views: 1903498

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Fuck onions! Oh wait, should I have posted this in The Grudge thread?