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FYI, I just talked to my local shop (where I also used to work). Even here in the states, they had to order from three different places, not knowing if they are actually going to get enough. and all of the units ordered are already spoken for. Sony and Tool shit the bed on this one. But for those w...

If he goes on Rogan and talks about nothing but wine and Puscifer without ever mentioning Tool, I will 100% laugh my dick off.

For all the numerologists out there, has anyone bothered to see if the times had any relevance? I'm pretty sure the time means "whatever time Blair woke up after his daily pint of Jim Beam". I'm sure he'll be sitting on the crapper with his head in his hands later tonight and suddenly sit...

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No man is your friend who says, "I bet you can't slam this bottle of Wild Turkey, you pussy."

That's how you wind up in the Upside Down.

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Stinger appears to still hold a position of power. What is he... 90???
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Who the fuck is Stinger? Are you confusing Ed-God-Damned-Harris with Tom-Motherfucking-Skerrit????

On the bright side, Top Gun 2 trailer is pretty good. Also worth noting Top Gun 2 and Invincible seem to address the same subject matter. New theme song? While I don't doubt the flight scenes will look and sound incredible let's break down the trailer. Tom cruise rides down a road sans helmet along...

hellboy wrote: ↑Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:05 am Import question Junior: who is the Tool vaccuum guy?

He's the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.

hellboy wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:20 pm

Fartypants_McGee wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:00 pm

tys0n wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:54 pm How did he remember so many lyrics off just one listen?

He didn't, because this is horseshit.

Not that any of us are buying into this just yet, but what makes you so convinced it's horseshit?

Cynicism and experience, my friend.

tys0n wrote: ↑Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:54 pm How did he remember so many lyrics off just one listen?

He didn't, because this is horseshit.

ill just say it. there is a large percentage of tool fans that are just pure trash. i know its not a revelation, but.. just needed to get that off my chest. You said it, brother. Maybe it's just that I'm getting older, but I caught them with a few friends in Louisville, and our general observation ...

At least 20 lights didn’t survive the storming. Hoping to get replacements by Tuesday. Electronics don’t like rain. We also lost a lot of setup time overnight with the lightning storm. Jesus Harold Christ, look at Junior ducking in to provide the masses with a real time update. Somebody buy this ma...

The hype train just went from zero to Ludicrous Speed.

rshforgothispw wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 3:19 pm Site is down

Site is back up. Graphics render more quickly, but that's about it. Nothing to see here. Move along.

hellboy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:10 pm Funny seeing these idiots get bent out of shape on Reddit because Blair hasn't leaked some obscure ouija board shit today.

a-m-a-n-a-p-l-a-n-a-c-a-n-a-l-p-a-n-a-m-a

PALINDROME ALBUM NAME CONFIRMED.

I've got tickets for a May show. It'd be nice to know I just plunked down my hard-earned cash (plus travel, hotel, etc) and will get to hear some new music in return. I guess the "not knowing" is part of the experience of being a Tool fan, but on the other hand it wouldn't kill them to be ...

Unless they release it digitally I'll be acquiring it from the interwebs. I own exactly zero physical media devices (other than USB on my PC). This will be the first time I won't even bother buying the CD just to look at. Times have changed, unless something's collectible or holds/increases it's va...

Citation needed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTo6W9G8Z78 Could you post a link to the song tool plays that follows this ? Thanks The legendary Glass House show (courtesy of ToolArchive): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfLCHTRIxtk Followed the comment up with Opiate and then closed the show with...

hellboy wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:08 pm

tys0n wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:21 am Just a thought, funny Maynard used to shit on Green Day about their short songs and now Green Day concerts are way longer than Tools.

Citation needed

I figured all 4 would have an arm handcuffed to a brief case containing the tapes. This made me laugh way more than it probably should have.. And fartypants McGee.. does this make us like brothers or cousins or something with that username ? :lol: welcome cuz! One great, big, happy family my man!

Busty McCracken wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:26 am Wow Maynards not there??!

I'm guessing Maynard isn't a "pic with a fan at the airport" kinda guy...