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by snazzl3frass
Sat Jul 20, 2019 6:54 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: It Hapenned!!)
Replies: 5494
Views: 592458

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten + 3 Years, Shmen + 3 Years)

Awwww shucks!
by snazzl3frass
Sat Jul 20, 2019 3:14 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: It Hapenned!!)
Replies: 5494
Views: 592458

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten + 3 Years, Shmen + 3 Years)

Everything is going to be okay, bob. And if not, it's all Tool's fault. Remember that.
by snazzl3frass
Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:19 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Tour de France 2019
Replies: 43
Views: 4217

Re: Tour de France 2019

I like watching paint dry. I used to watch back when Lance was a boss on the bike. Cut the guy some slack, everyone was and still probably is doping. But he does come off as a bit of a dick. Regardless, he did inspire and raise millions for a good cause.

But yeah, paint drying is fun to watch.
by snazzl3frass
Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:20 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: It Hapenned!!)
Replies: 5494
Views: 592458

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten + 3 Years, Shmen + 3 Years)

Nah the smartest guy used to be cheese, but he’s been MIA for a while. Nowadays no one is smartest in this forum.

Also, fuck Chewie’s art.
by snazzl3frass
Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:51 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: It Hapenned!!)
Replies: 5494
Views: 592458

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten + 3 Years, Shmen + 3 Years)

I just ate my cat whilst petting my fish. Damn you Mog, damn you.
by snazzl3frass
Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:46 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: It Hapenned!!)
Replies: 5494
Views: 592458

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten + 3 Years, Shmen + 3 Years)

I think every thread eventually turns into the grudge. Because those fucks are lazing around getting off on our rants.

Tool raises my blood pressure. It’s shitty to admit, but it’s at least 33% true.
by snazzl3frass
Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:38 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: It Hapenned!!)
Replies: 5494
Views: 592458

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten + 3 Years, Shmen + 3 Years)

This is looking more and more like a reddit thread. Measure your dicks, compare, accept defeat, and move on. Tool is the real reason for this thread.
by snazzl3frass
Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:50 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16950
Views: 2045447

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

I think we’re all gonna self destruct when we find out they broke up in 2011 and decoy band has been trolling us hardcore.
by snazzl3frass
Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:47 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: It Hapenned!!)
Replies: 5494
Views: 592458

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten + 3 Years, Shmen + 3 Years)

Y’all need to join hands and bitch about Tool.

Fuck them for not releasing more info 6 weeks out. Fuck Chewie, Rick Grimes, Big Bird and stunt Val Kilmer. Fuck Blair up his shitty magical butthole. Your book(s) suck(s).
by snazzl3frass
Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:26 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16950
Views: 2045447

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Yeah. Nah.
by snazzl3frass
Thu Jul 18, 2019 3:43 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: It Hapenned!!)
Replies: 5494
Views: 592458

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten + 3 Years, Shmen + 3 Years)

Reading what you wrote has me feeling nostalgic. Or like when the neighbor kid stole my Tonka truck back in the late 80s.

Anyway, I won’t tell anyone if you do go and see them live. You know, just to flip off Jimmy or Chewie.
by snazzl3frass
Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:22 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 6963
Views: 859112

Re: What are you listening to?



Nothin like some high quality piss. Wish they’d put this on the album and toured it. What a waste of good piss.
by snazzl3frass
Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:18 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16950
Views: 2045447

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Or some dude who’s really into WWE
by snazzl3frass
Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:37 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: It Hapenned!!)
Replies: 5494
Views: 592458

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten + 3 Years, Shmen + 3 Years)

We're talking about a band who paused mid-way through a recording session to play a few festival shows and fill time with VIP events. What kind of planning was that? I legitimately thought we were going to get the Opiate video release to at least give us something new and small the chew on for awhi...
by snazzl3frass
Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:36 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: The Grudge (WARNING: It Hapenned!!)
Replies: 5494
Views: 592458

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Ten + 3 Years, Shmen + 3 Years)

How many times do you think Maynard has farted into a microphone in the past 13 years? That can’t be good for the environment.
by snazzl3frass
Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:32 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16950
Views: 2045447

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

A comic book or graphic novel would be about the lamest shit Tool could do. Tool characters? What do you want them to release fucking action figures next? You can put mini Maynard in a jujitsu stance right there on your nightstand. Something is fucking wrong with some of these redditors I made a fu...
by snazzl3frass
Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16950
Views: 2045447

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Jimmy has a good ear for melodies, moggles. Sure they can put out an instrumental album and blow loads, but May May’s finishing touches bring it all together.
by snazzl3frass
Sun Jun 30, 2019 11:57 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16950
Views: 2045447

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Newsletter up. Big surprise no info on album
by snazzl3frass
Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:38 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16950
Views: 2045447

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Due to the amount of backlash from a certain member on a certain forum, Tool has announced that the album will come out next year so the band can think of a cool enough name to satisfy expectations.
by snazzl3frass
Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:40 pm
Forum: Tool
Topic: Tool - Nothin But Love
Replies: 461
Views: 74794

Re: Tool - Nothin But Love

I’ve seen some stuff I can’t explain, and on JRE when bob was talking about how the saucer moved it kinda freaked me out cuz it was eerily similar to what I experienced. The Government, man!
:geek:
by snazzl3frass
Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:21 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16950
Views: 2045447

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

hellboy wrote:
Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:59 am
Saw this earlier today, but never got around to posting. Surprised no one has noticed it yet....
If those stills on his Instagram are from a tool video, I’m pumped. CGI vicarious left me wanting old school tool bizzaro vids that give me nightmares
by snazzl3frass
Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:11 pm
Forum: Video
Topic: What are you watching? Film/TV
Replies: 2542
Views: 387504

Re: What are you watching? Film/TV

You haven’t watched it yet? Go shovel the graphite off your roof and get with the times man!
by snazzl3frass
Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:35 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16950
Views: 2045447

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

All these people saying that tea is better than coffee obviously have never had actually good coffee. Could it be possible that people just prefer the taste of tea to coffee? I know, opinions are such an abstract concept. Getting back on topic, saw a tweet from tool directed at a fan asking about f...
by snazzl3frass
Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:04 am
Forum: Department of Complaints
Topic: Rumour Mill Update
Replies: 32
Views: 17935

Re: Rumour Mill Update

i give up
by snazzl3frass
Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:53 am
Forum: Tool
Topic: Random Tool Social Media thread
Replies: 16950
Views: 2045447

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

I mix tea with coffee.