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Hey, fuck you, Chewie. I hate you, I hate all of you, for being so unprofessional. Fuck your bullshit, and fuck your laziness, and fuck your Gandalf haircut also, Chewie, you piece of shit. GIMME NEW MUSIC RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!11111111 +1 Fuck you chewy and your shitty eye shadow ...

^ yeah but there’s a reason I prefer this forum to reddit. Over-saturation is a forum killer. Until TA comes back (el oh el), this is all we got!

Yeah, what an entitled snob.

Yeah, what a TooL.

Opeth

We can’t lose sight of what really matters for this thread: The real bastards are those fellas in Tool for not putting out 3 albums in 13 years. I mean, it’s allllll about the fans.

He’s come round full circle.

Holy fuck that was a long post.

He’s serious even when he’s kidding around.

I think Justin had a health scare a few years ago, maybe he’s the one with Crohns?

I know someone who knows someone who had the battery explode on his vape pen.

I bet Adam is a vaper. He seems like the type.

Not likely indoor venues. Outdoor, sure. But it ain’t the 90s anymore. Can’t even smoke in bars anymore.

I blame Tool.

I recently put my brain thru a course of meds and listened to 3rd Eye for the first time in about 6 months. I remembered where I left my Tonka truck from 5th grade but forgot about it once the song ended. Thanks Tool!

Intronaut on shuffle. Mmmmmmm that bass

Just show up with a massive B. You’ll already be worked up so it shouldn’t be a problem. They won’t touch you (unless they’re interested). If they have a problem with that, that’s their issue. It’s 2019 y’all, get with it. Also if someone wants to enjoy a joint while at a tool show at a festival, so...

Most of the songs are already done before Jimmy comes in. I’m sure once he gets the music there may be some changes to the structure of the song somewhat, maybe some melodies get added/removed, but I like to think that their greatest works were a collaboration of all 4 members rather than one person...

nxrm wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2019 6:55 pm May Newsletter is up: https://toolband.com/news/2019/tool-newsletter-2/

I get the feeling I’ve been called out indirectly....

Hey HB why doesn’t BMB partake in 4theye? I’m sure we can play nice for a while. Oh, wait...

I'm with Moggles. Tool's long songs are ever evolving masses of sound that fuck your ears repeatedly. Take Rosetta Stone for example: It seems every time I listen to it I'm noticing something new. That's why tool will always have a special place in my heart. Right next to liquor and cheap women.

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That would be great but in hindsight I don't think they'd do that. I think various members have complained about how releasing albums every couple years tends to "make bands sound like garage band covers of themselves"

No shit? Your excitement gives me hope, Moggles. Without thinking too much, here's my current top 10 10. Ticks 9. Rosetta 8. D/R/T 7. Undertow 6. Jimmy 5. 3rd Eye 4. Opiate 3. 4 deg 2. Lateralus 1. Parabol/a Other than #1 and 2, I would call it a dynamic list. I'd add cold and ugly and a bunch more ...

More like Busch Light. I can't smell that stuff without dry heaving.

But yeah one more full album please, ya old fucks.

2007 was the last time they were in Europe? Holy fuck and I thought my Tool balls were blue.

I am a bit scared as to what a Chewbacca ice cream pop tastes like. How about a box of wine instead... Tastes like waiting 13 years for an album that was to come out "soon" in 2012. And stale light beer. Box of wine, fuck yeah. It's been years since I've played slap the bag. Ah, to be a c...

I bet you a chicken dinner it won't be. Heck, I'll even throw in a Chewbacca ice cream pop. I sense another album release competition in the near future. Near in "Danny" terms.