F O U R T H E Y E

The Boss wrote:You people consistently make me like TOOL less and less.

You're making me so hot right now..

..off to outer space, to translate some alien love-god Enochian, for the new 'epic'

Knuckle deep inside the borderline..

This sums up MJK

You will get a new Tool album when we push it on you

Not a day sooner, but probably later

And love it entirely more than you should

But, WAIT- now that MJK has the 'album', it's almost doNE!!


Please, any, ANY one of you, tell me what you know of the band's writing process

'Theyre close to done', huh? Are they really? They are?

Tell me again how you hang with DC on the weekends

Not Tyson wrote:There is also triangle.

But yet, no Tool triangle..
/weep.

Holy Balls 11 pages!! Least I gave you twats somethin' to talk about

Any news is good news, and you each & every one eat it up.
But it's alright, still <333 you...

Carry on!

Look, I probably shouldn't have made a topic because of this, but nothing new was going on, and I wanted everyone to know the 'news' from Toolband. What this thread really should have been about is... 'HEY- making progress on the new (final) TOOL record..' Being their last official album release, wh...

Blair says they're almost done.. With one track!!

Except for vocals!!

Holy cow!!!

Aw-wuh, look at MayJ tryin to save face...

But it was clearly a matter of fit, not talent.

-NothingToSeeHere!!

MJ sounded fine, if anything the drum&bass sounded off to me. Nd yeah, kinda sounds like a 13thStep track.

I approve. ;.)

I'm still all about the bus idea. Should share what's in our heads

There's no way the holders of the seals havnt been informed by now. I'm really fucking curious

But, but Moogle..

Isnt he just Grudgin' against ur Grudgin'?

I was just sorta wondering where in the *fuck* Geddy Lee's hiding on this list. If fucking tools metal, rush is metal. I love Ged, but that's much more of a stretch than Justin/Tool Well what it really comes down to is sheer sexual-power, right? I mean, Geddy is a pure sex-beast, n has gotta beat o...

I was just sorta wondering where in the *fuck* Geddy Lee's hiding on this list.

If fucking tools metal, rush is metal.

Ok, so: HB's Justin, Blair's Danny, & Cheese is Blair..

So MJK..

MoG's Maynard.

Done, figured it out.

You're welcome

Not Tyson wrote:How cute is the singer

Nearly as cute as your avatar

I've had my New Album Boner* a good, 4 years or so now.


.. Kinda hurts a bit, but I know they'll deliver!!


=.(

Wait, I just realised Maynard's cat died while his was writing his lyrics. 18 minute opus lamenting over the death of his cat confirmed. "Fetch me the catnip, the paws and the whiskers, tell them their little furball has ascended, it's time meow, my time meow, give me my, give me my purrrrrrrr...

children wrote:unlike Lateralus, which is practically flawless.

Yeah, I'd have to agree. And now I understand you're whole argument...

I like that enthusiasm

Not Tyson wrote:Now if they choose evil Joe again as producer, egh.

HB, I was trying to respond to Children & include the funnies you made.

Also- I say something in agreement with Mud, & I get flamed back! Crap!! Don't you get all high&mighty on me now Tyson!

I'll Member each and every one of yours' Holes if you'll just shut the fuck up about your love for each others' cocks.

Ah fuck it 10. Eulogy 9. The Grudge 8. Jambi 7. The Patient 6. Lost Keys / Rosetta Stoned 5. Pushit - Salival 4. Third Eye 3. Lateralus 2. Wings for Marie / 10,000 Days 1. Disposition / Reflection / Triad =========> Fuck off it IS one song you motherfuckers Also- 1, 3, 5, & possibly #9... Gd'dA...