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Snaz and I made vows of solidarity No idea what you’re talking about, I must have been high. Congrats for those that have thus far avoided hearing the new tunes. I stopped listening about a week ago and will wait out for the release. That goes for all Tool songs, I’m de-Tooling myself for the next ...

It’s a package that opens up to the tune of “Don’t Stop Believin’” whilst revealing the true album release date; next year or “Soon”

Bill Hilly wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:22 pm Just imagine the next round of Tool tattoos if the name of the album is Chod.

Waaaay ahead of you, from pinky to index. And I added the double dot above the “o” for good measure.

Oh geez. Here we go...

Hey I was right about the twin towers.

I agree with HB that we probably will get the announcements after the Europe tour is fin. Patience y’all! We’ve waited 10+ years, surely a few more weeks won’t hurt. I’ve also stopped listening to the two tracks, ready to blow my Tool load in August.

Black mirror season 1 was great. Halfway thru the second season I lost interest.

Hopefully. Could use with a few of the curmudgeons that have left. I’ve said it before and will say again, I miss cheese.

Billy Howerdel....?
He uses Tom Anderson H3 bridge and H1 neck humbuckers on his LP to get that APC tone.

A simple google search will help you bud.

Only if I get to steer.

liz wrote: ↑Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:47 pm I just gotta wonder how much thought some of you gave or will give to the naming of your kids. No doubt the new album will grow into its name.

If I had any say in my daughter’s name, I’d be divorced right now. Oh wait...

Goddamn man well at least on the plus side we know that constipation won't be a problem when listening to the new album I only listen to Tool while taking a mondo-BM so I’m excited for the new material. I think I’ll refrain from the throne for at least 24 hrs before I get my hands on the new album.

“10,000 Lateral Enimas Under OP”

Dude. Calm the fuck down. There are threads for random spazzings

An announcement is coming soon.

What’s this all about


Behind the scenes of the new video?
https://www.webstagram.biz/onionpeeler

I’ve learned that people take this shit more seriously than I thought. Now excuse me while I go order a shit load of T-shirt’s and posters with this “album art” and post all over reddit at 10x the cost. Once I make my first million, I’ll spend it on lube for Aug 30th.

I love how Tool keeps us in suspense. “It’s been 13 years, gang, how can we prolong the suspense? .....

Hey great idea!!!”

I think of it as a compliment, really.

Knock “chod” all you want, but what did y’all say when the title “10,000 Days” was leaked?

I was hoping the title would be Secks Tool

Yeah, it’s not a double album. It’s a triple album!

Yeah the lyrics are what a 3 week Tool fan would write after hearing Invincible and Descending.

If it turns out to be true, I take back my praise of Jimmy.

I was just checking to see if anyone saw it. Interesting but I’m a bit skeptical though because it goes against what we heard about album length. Right?

It makes perfect sense why he would dislike the fans. There’s always assholes out there that ruin it for the rest of us. Seems every tool gig I’ve been to there’s always a dude in the audience screaming Maynerrrrrrrd!

Tool’s Tools

bob wrote: ↑Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:24 am adding wings/10k changed it in a better way but that songs kind of boring imo.

You shut your mouth!