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Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:56 am

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Newsletter is up.

 

I'll probably be in the minority but it actually made me laugh a few times.  I liked it.

 

Spoiler Alert, it's all about Volto!


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Post by ilikecheese » Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:15 pm

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^ I've always preferred my paragraphs of useless information to be saturated with disjointed, attention deficit riddled, nonsensical sentences.

 

most interesting newsletter ever. Thanx Koko


You wouldn't know a nonsensical sentence if that tree is nice I like turning brake drums it fucked you in the ass at Conjunction Junction

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Post by The Boss » Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:23 pm

ilikecheese said

petemasterpete said
^ I've always preferred my paragraphs of useless information to be saturated with disjointed, attention deficit riddled, nonsensical sentences.

 

most interesting newsletter ever. Thanx Koko


You wouldn't know a nonsensical sentence if that tree is nice I like turning brake drums it fucked you in the ass at Conjunction Junction

You no-good cracker-crooker.


You just accidentally that sentence.

 
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Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:14 pm




A somnambulist is almost gingerly. Now and then, a cigar befriends a hand behind a starlet. A waif inside a hand, the waif, and the surly haunch are what got Scheherazade into trouble. A shadow about the girl finds subtle faults with a haunch.





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Post by The Boss » Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:22 pm

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Real, legitimate, sentence:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_bu ... lo_buffalo
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Post by ilikecheese » Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:03 am

The Boss said

ilikecheese said


petemasterpete said
^ I've always preferred my paragraphs of useless information to be saturated with disjointed, attention deficit riddled, nonsensical sentences.

 

most interesting newsletter ever. Thanx Koko


You wouldn't know a nonsensical sentence if that tree is nice I like turning brake drums it fucked you in the ass at Conjunction Junction

You no-good cracker-crooker.


You just accidentally that sentence.

 


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Post by badkittygothgirl » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:20 am

The Boss said
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Real, legitimate, sentence:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_bu ... lo_buffalo


Strange but true. 

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Post by Ravenpig » Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:44 pm

Lulz at Blair's latest post. It would be hilarious if he just pummeled us with mundane updates from now on.

Well done, Mr. Blair.
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Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:17 pm

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Lulz at Blair's latest post. It would be hilarious if he just pummeled us with mundane updates from now on.

Well done, Mr. Blair.





Its better than being pummeled by the feces he's usually throwing.





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Post by Kittaan » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:42 pm

I have no problem with that update.  In fact, I look at that as the addendum to the Newsletter.  Thanks BMB.
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Post by N.Y.H.C. » Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:45 pm

is everyone referring to this?? because this is actually great news.

 

05 June, 2013 (01:34pm)

NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

For those who like to keep tabs on every specific aspect involving TOOL, yesterday, around 2:00 PM (PST), a truck containing the band's equipment (which had earlier arrived from Australia and Japan via a transpacific freighter) pulled up to their primary storage space where it was unloaded by several able bodies. Afterwards, the truck proceeded to the band's rehearsal space ("the loft"), where what gear remained was dropped off. Therefore, according to the plan, the guys are scheduled to resume with the writing/arranging process of material for their next record sometime later this afternoon - once everything is put back into place, and they have had their lunch (which I'm guessing will be sandwiches of some kind from a nearby delicatessen). At least that's the plan. Stay tuned for further updates.
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Post by Ravenpig » Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:27 pm

Yes. Its pretty obvious he probably got some emails complaining about the newsletter and this was his response.

Which is awesome.
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Post by ilikecheese » Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:46 pm

Stay tuned?

Well, ain't that a peach.

 

'I don't get it.'

 

 

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Post by N.Y.H.C. » Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:38 am

GOB Bluth said

Ravenpig said
Yes. Its pretty obvious he probably got some emails complaining about the newsletter and this was his response.

Which is awesome.


 


#powerful Fourtheye.

 
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Post by Ravenpig » Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:56 pm

Blair's latest post might be the most "Blair" post of all time. The "bug" theme continues.
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Post by N.Y.H.C. » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:14 pm

Ravenpig said
Blair's latest post might be the most "Blair" post of all time. The "bug" theme continues.


yeah but what's the correlation?

 
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Post by Kittaan » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:12 pm

It's coded, as usual.  I put it through the ToolArmy decoder ring (supplied to all ranking TA members, of course) using the recommended method of combining all the CAPITAL letters, extra letters in misspelled or oddly spelled words, references to fast food joints and any deities mentioned.  Feel free to replicate this and corroborate my results.

The resulting message was too significant (and frankly, too shocking) to relay in a public forum.  I have created a Subscriber's Only thread in which I reveal all, and will surely result in many, many pages of debate and dialog.  See you there.
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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:34 pm

The message is: "Be sure to drink your ovaltine."
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Post by N.Y.H.C. » Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:57 am

UndKeineEier said
The message is: "Be sure to drink your ovaltine."


ohhhhh fudddgggeeeeeeeeeeee

 
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Post by markuspoop » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:25 pm

A crummy commercial?  Son of a bitch.
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Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:35 pm




You use all the glue on purpose!





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Post by elp5000 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:02 pm

Kittaan said
It's coded, as usual.  I put it through the ToolArmy decoder ring (supplied to all ranking TA members, of course) using the recommended method of combining all the CAPITAL letters, extra letters in misspelled or oddly spelled words, references to fast food joints and any deities mentioned.  Feel free to replicate this and corroborate my results.

The resulting message was too significant (and frankly, too shocking) to relay in a public forum.  I have created a Subscriber's Only thread in which I reveal all, and will surely result in many, many pages of debate and dialog.  See you there.


 



 

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Post by Ravenpig » Mon Jun 17, 2013 1:57 pm

Another mini update from Blair.

It seems perhaps they've decided to keep us in the loop a bit more, which is cool. Better than nothing.
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Post by N.Y.H.C. » Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:29 am

Ravenpig said
Another mini update from Blair.

It seems perhaps they've decided to keep us in the loop a bit more, which is cool. Better than nothing.


yeah even though there is not much to say week to week he's still posting updates. which is very cool

 
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