The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)

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I'd have thought it would naturally turn to a combination of

This new album blows and it's all maynard's fault and

Man these set lists are shit, its like 75% new album , I miss the days back in 2013 when they'd just play all the hits.

Oh and Mog will be claiming how he is done with the band and fuck them etc. I also expect crow to reappear and announce he is now sober and a mormon.
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Honestly I think I'm going to go to some random Asian country, scale a mountain that has a monastery on top, sit in the lotus position and
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Watch re-runs of friends?
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Busty youve been rather drunk posting lately, everything ok?

I mean I could send a pm but I'm kind of a cunt.

That's a lie, kind of doesn't play a part.
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Yeah all good thanks mate. Just a little bummed that the other day I could have met Mr T at the mall. The entire day I kept saying I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later but when I got there... they told me he just left... and when I asked the mall guy if he'd ever come back... he said he didn't know.... just sucks ya know
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I was talking to the other busty
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Ahhhh that cunt. Yeh fuck that guy. Shady bastard has less integrity than Tool and that's saying something.
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Busty McCracken wrote: Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:55 am Oh and Mog will be claiming how he is done with the band and fuck them etc. I also expect crow to reappear and announce he is now sober and a mormon.
Shit dunno man. I was working on a quality rant. I was ready to break out the bar graphs and flow charts. Maybe a pie chart or two. Some high quality animated gifs and Youtube vids. Get all scientific with this shit. But then I realized I just didn't have the energy for it. What could I possibly say about Tool that I haven't already said two hundred times?

THEN I noticed you fellas were debating politics and my eyes lit up I was ready to go and again, just don't have the energy for it. Fuck man I am getting old. Not Kittaan level old, but old enough.
tys0n wrote: I mean I could send a pm but I'm kind of a cunt.

That's a lie, kind of doesn't play a part.
No you are definitely a cunt. I can confirm this because I am a cunt. Takes one to know one kind of thing. You are consistent though I will give you that.
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*makes kissy face*
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Aww man we missed a pie chart rant?! That would have been deadly mate.
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Don't know if it will be released. I changed the original wording from "when" to "if" just for that purpose. Hey Mog.
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Eh, what’s that you say? Speak up, young’un.
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Maynard said the album will be released in 2019.. its now 2019.... wheres the new fucking album already?!
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He also said: tneitaP eB
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Ooh written backwards... so edgy
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Or was he saying tneitaP E flat?

I'll be patient in the normal thread, being the grudge I will continue my smart arse ways and say fuck that guy! They've had 2 days to realise it now and still NOTHING?!! bunch of lazy arse unprofessional hacks. I'm disgusted
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Preach on Brother Busty. Lazy fucks. December newsletter with absolutely no news about a fucking album that is 8 years late. Gonna be over 13 years between albums once this fucking thing actually comes out. Pathetic.
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13 years of laziness, fuck this band.
- You like noisy music?
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.
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ziggy23 wrote: Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:09 pm 13 years of laziness, fuck this band.
Definitely.

I’ll buy several copies of this new release and see them tour it half a dozen times (at least) and then I’m (mostly) done with this fucking useless band.
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Me too, Kittan- me 2!
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Do whatever makes you happy but I will be damned if I am going to support this fucking band on anything after that Maynard update. As much as it bothered the fuck out of me I was going to bend on my principles and buy the new album despite how little respect I have left for Tool. Fuck that shit now I don’t give a fuck if the motherfucking album is better than Lateralus I would rather rip my fucking finger nails out than support this fucking joke of a band.

Too many other bands out there working their asses off being professional musicians who deserve my money and support. Im out I am not gonna turn the main Tool thread into a shit show. I hope everyone has a happy and successful new year.
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I really need to invest in blood pressure medication
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You guys still bitching about Tool? Did I miss anything good?
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the chill wrote: Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:30 am Fuck Tool and them taking so long to record their new album........... wait a min, I guess there is nothing else for me to bitch about, except for Trumps tiny hands.
1 year anniversary of this post and I still stand by all of it except the “fuck Tool” part, because I don’t want to have intercourse with any of them, but it did take them way to long to finish this goddamn record.

Also Trump has very very tiny hands for his height/weight. How does get a hold all those Mickey D’s burgers in his fat face with such tiny fingers? Most likely can’t handle a BIG MAC or 1/4 pounder, so he must order a happy meal cheese burger and has the secret service cut it up in 16 squares for him
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Big Macs just aren't as big as they used to be. Or my power tripping ways on Fourtheye have caused my hands to shrink like Trump

Either way - give us a fucking release date Donald!
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