Tool - Nothin But Love
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Reading TOOL virginity-popping stories is the best. I fucking love it.
Pro Tip: I lost my virginity while I played "Stinkfist".
*struts*
Pro Tip: I lost my virginity while I played "Stinkfist".
*struts*
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Hahaha right on! You lasted (at a maximum) 5 minutes and 11 seconds [WINKING FACE]. That's better than I can do now. Knuckles.The Boss wrote:Reading TOOL virginity-popping stories is the best. I fucking love it.
Pro Tip: I lost my virginity while I played "Stinkfist".
*struts*
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God forbid you should ever, EVER play Nurse With Wound for them.Ettan wrote:i've tried to get people into Tool but everyone says "It's just noise, no chorus and the songs are to long." Every. Time.
But anyhoo...that's actually a great idea for a thread:
Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans
Love it. I have a few stories of my own if.....er....<sweats>....anyone's...<gulp>.........interested???
Ooh boy.
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I actually didn't cum until my first real girlfriend.xZ1mM3r wrote:Hahaha right on! You lasted (at a maximum) 5 minutes and 11 seconds [WINKING FACE]. That's better than I can do now. Knuckles.The Boss wrote:Reading TOOL virginity-popping stories is the best. I fucking love it.
Pro Tip: I lost my virginity while I played "Stinkfist".
*struts*
Lay it on us, Cal!
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The Boss wrote:I was . . . fourteen? I was in foster care. I had saved up my cash to get a CD/tape player/recorder. You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
"Stinkfist" had caught my ear a few times, as it was on fairly heavy rotation on Triple J (Aussies? Do you remember?). I'd FINALLY got to the point where I had trapped that bastard: I finally owned "Stinkfist".
Man, I played that sucker on repeat for weeks. I was huge into writing (lol even then) and lyrics, so I used to stick my ear RIGHT into a speaker just to hear what was being said.
I was way off, I would learn eventually; but fuck it - that was never the point.
I didn't hear much from this incredibly new band that was so unlike NIRVANA, PEARL JAM, or BUSH. My beloveds had had to take a backseat to this bizarre new thing. It wasn't music. It was . . . weird, man. Exciting.
Things fell apart in my foster home, as they do. Homeless. Got given an apartment as a trial to see if fifteen year olds could cut it on their own. I did.
....
You had me at "foster care".
<tears up>
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I know that feel brother.Calfium Jay wrote:The Boss wrote:I was . . . fourteen? I was in foster care. I had saved up my cash to get a CD/tape player/recorder. You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
"Stinkfist" had caught my ear a few times, as it was on fairly heavy rotation on Triple J (Aussies? Do you remember?). I'd FINALLY got to the point where I had trapped that bastard: I finally owned "Stinkfist".
Man, I played that sucker on repeat for weeks. I was huge into writing (lol even then) and lyrics, so I used to stick my ear RIGHT into a speaker just to hear what was being said.
I was way off, I would learn eventually; but fuck it - that was never the point.
I didn't hear much from this incredibly new band that was so unlike NIRVANA, PEARL JAM, or BUSH. My beloveds had had to take a backseat to this bizarre new thing. It wasn't music. It was . . . weird, man. Exciting.
Things fell apart in my foster home, as they do. Homeless. Got given an apartment as a trial to see if fifteen year olds could cut it on their own. I did.
....
You had me at "foster care".
<tears up>
Wait, are we both "orphans"?!
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
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Wow. I'm genuinely sorry.. I had no idea you went thru foster. That's not easy on anyone.The Boss wrote:I know that feel brother.Calfium Jay wrote:The Boss wrote:I was . . . fourteen? I was in foster care. I had saved up my cash to get a CD/tape player/recorder. You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
"Stinkfist" had caught my ear a few times, as it was on fairly heavy rotation on Triple J (Aussies? Do you remember?). I'd FINALLY got to the point where I had trapped that bastard: I finally owned "Stinkfist".
Man, I played that sucker on repeat for weeks. I was huge into writing (lol even then) and lyrics, so I used to stick my ear RIGHT into a speaker just to hear what was being said.
I was way off, I would learn eventually; but fuck it - that was never the point.
I didn't hear much from this incredibly new band that was so unlike NIRVANA, PEARL JAM, or BUSH. My beloveds had had to take a backseat to this bizarre new thing. It wasn't music. It was . . . weird, man. Exciting.
Things fell apart in my foster home, as they do. Homeless. Got given an apartment as a trial to see if fifteen year olds could cut it on their own. I did.
....
You had me at "foster care".
<tears up>
Wait, are we both "orphans"?!
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
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I wouldn't be surprised if we all had tough times growing up. Tool helped us all in one way or another. I lost my father to brain cancer when I was 15.
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Totally agree with you.xZ1mM3r wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if we all had tough times growing up. Tool helped us all in one way or another. I lost my father to brain cancer when I was 15.
And sorry about your dad, man. That must've been fucking horrific as a kid.
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Yeah it was tough. But your situation seems just as tough ...The Boss wrote:Totally agree with you.xZ1mM3r wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if we all had tough times growing up. Tool helped us all in one way or another. I lost my father to brain cancer when I was 15.
And sorry about your dad, man. That must've been fucking horrific as a kid.
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It's all dependent on what you can take. You might think needles are fucking nothing; and yet they freak me the hell out, for example.xZ1mM3r wrote:Yeah it was tough. But your situation seems just as tough ...The Boss wrote:Totally agree with you.xZ1mM3r wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if we all had tough times growing up. Tool helped us all in one way or another. I lost my father to brain cancer when I was 15.
And sorry about your dad, man. That must've been fucking horrific as a kid.
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^I never minded needles until about five years ago...
I had some blood drawn yesterday,
then went to work, and immediately cut my knuckle wide-open-
I thought, "OK, I'm done giving blood for the day."
Giving blood and keeping the faith I reckon...
I had some blood drawn yesterday,
then went to work, and immediately cut my knuckle wide-open-
I thought, "OK, I'm done giving blood for the day."
Giving blood and keeping the faith I reckon...
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Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed; amirite.ilikecheese wrote:^I never minded needles until about five years ago...
I had some blood drawn yesterday,
then went to work, and immediately cut my knuckle wide-open-
I thought, "OK, I'm done giving blood for the day."
Giving blood and keeping the faith I reckon...
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
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Good point boss. It's all relative. No one can full understand another's pain. Simple try to help anyway they can. I have a new found respect for you. Maybe due to matts revalation on FE. Or just myself making changes in my life. I would genuinely like to have a beer with you.
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Likewise, mate.xZ1mM3r wrote:Good point boss. It's all relative. No one can full understand another's pain. Simple try to help anyway they can. I have a new found respect for you. Maybe due to matts revalation on FE. Or just myself making changes in my life. I would genuinely like to have a beer with you.
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ummm....The Boss wrote:Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed; amirite.ilikecheese wrote:^I never minded needles until about five years ago...
I had some blood drawn yesterday,
then went to work, and immediately cut my knuckle wide-open-
I thought, "OK, I'm done giving blood for the day."
Giving blood and keeping the faith I reckon...
the adult in me says ew!
but the kid in me says yes!
go tool!
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All this love is freaking me out.
In a good way
In a good way
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'][' [[]] [[]] ][, wrote:The first time I heard TOOL I was burning down this gook fuckers hooch. It was 1967 South Viet Nam and we were choppered into the DMZ to cut enemy supply lines. I was really into shooting smack and banging bokodinkydow hookers. This gook village had neither but they did have an ample supply of RedBull. We were jacked up on about four cans each as we rounded up the villagers to interrogate them. We were in a frenzy 'cause earlier that day our buddy was killed by a sniper while updating his facebook. It was a different time back then what with all the hippies and that son of a bitch Regan in the White House. I was starting to get the shakes 'cause I hadn't shot up since breakfast when Sargent Barnes popped this one old gooker right in the head with a round from his AR. And like that it was on. My buddy texted me, "lets do this whole fuckin village". Just then someone took the Creedence CD out of the Humvee and put on this sound that I had never heard before. I didn't know it at the time but the song that played was Stinkfist. That village might have stood there a thousand years but they never saw the men of Kilo Company 2nd Batallion 5th Marines coming that day.
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Ain't nuthin but an OGT thang, baby.
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I'll be fucked if TOOL T-shirts aren't the fucking best designed band T-shirts in the world.
Seriously, I've been without a TOOL T-shirt for eight months or so one time, and it was brutal.
Shit is off the hook.
So much for getting to know someone....
Seriously, I've been without a TOOL T-shirt for eight months or so one time, and it was brutal.
Shit is off the hook.
So much for getting to know someone....
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I'd love to see some Tool college shirts or hoodies w/o zipper.
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Tool - Nothin But Love
I had a wicked TOOL "army" cap years ago. I fucking lost it when I moved overseas. I can't find it anywhere online. It's pissin me off.
How many TOOL shirts/gear have you owned over the years?
Not as many as one would expect. But I've had roughly 12-15 shirts both long and short sleeve. Black, grey and white. Every show I've bought a shirt except BDO. The amount of money I have spent with gear, tickets, hotels, rentals, airfare is staggering. This is over 17 years. But there is still LOVE
How many TOOL shirts/gear have you owned over the years?
Not as many as one would expect. But I've had roughly 12-15 shirts both long and short sleeve. Black, grey and white. Every show I've bought a shirt except BDO. The amount of money I have spent with gear, tickets, hotels, rentals, airfare is staggering. This is over 17 years. But there is still LOVE
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I've own one shirt. I never use band shirts in public though, just at concerts.
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Honestly, that is fucking hot to hear, dude. I love it.BlackHole83 wrote:I had a wicked TOOL "army" cap years ago. I fucking lost it when I moved overseas. I can't find it anywhere online. It's pissin me off.
How many TOOL shirts/gear have you owned over the years?
Not as many as one would expect. But I've had roughly 12-15 shirts both long and short sleeve. Black, grey and white. Every show I've bought a shirt except BDO. The amount of money I have spent with gear, tickets, hotels, rentals, airfare is staggering. This is over 17 years. But there is still LOVE
I was going to rock my MELMET T tomorrow night, because that fucking design is wicked-fun, but now I'm thinking my TOOL T.
So much for getting to know someone....
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.