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Krazy_blah wrote: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:22 pm ^^^ ‘Tis true.

I now wonder how much the tipped, double-doinked missed FG will have an effect on the “new” Tool release date.

HB- Danny is an NFL fan, get the insider info on this from his friends ASAP.
Danny is a huge Chiefs fan (as am I). So I would say for now he's riding high on that (as am I). He's also probably really nervous about the Chiefs fucking choking in the playoffs again (as am I) despite being the no. 2 team in the playoffs at the moment.
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I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Danny is going tot the game at Arrowhead on Saturday.
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For anyone who hasn't worked it out yet, my post from a few weeks ago regarding the track "Brain Mantis" and Maynard recording was an attempt to engage various clickbait sites on the internet. They didn't bite unfortunately, so I didn't get to have the laugh I expected.

Let me be relatively clear though - news that I post here in the forum is generally of low quality, coming from sources that really can't be verified in any meaningful way. If/when I do have some good news to share, and they come from someone I believe is reliable, they will be posted on the blog. Stuff posted here should be taken with a grain of salt, or assumed to be in large part speculative.
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This deceit was uncalled for and hurtful. It doesn't reflect the values I've tried to encourage as a member of this adminitstration. As such I no longer feel comfortable working in this environment and so I would like to announce that I am stepping down from my role as Lord of Fourtheye, effective immediately.

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hellboy wrote: Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:46 pm
Let me be relatively clear though - news that I post here in the forum is generally of low quality, coming from sources that really can't be verified in any meaningful way. Stuff posted here should be taken with a grain of salt, or assumed to be in large part speculative.

Spoken like a true Left Winger.


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Making shit up in hopes of making the media go crazy.... Sounds familiar.
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Calfium Jay wrote: Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:11 pm
hellboy wrote: Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:46 pm
Let me be relatively clear though - news that I post here in the forum is generally of low quality, coming from sources that really can't be verified in any meaningful way. Stuff posted here should be taken with a grain of salt, or assumed to be in large part speculative.

Spoken like a true Left Winger.


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Cal's a troll. Just ignore him.
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Anyone know anything about this? Apparently released today.
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Those are not flattering drawings...
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My buddy just got one at a comic shop, says it’s a black and white history of the band thing. Odd.
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UndKeineZwEier wrote: Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:11 pm Those are not flattering drawings...
Looks like it's in the style of Dredd/2000 a.d., which rarely are flattering
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What a strange release. I don't suppose it had a Opiate DVD attached or anything?
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wait, what?
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Looks like a coloring book
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hellboy wrote: Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:56 pm Image
Loulz

Danny is the only one that is Danny.

Looks like they got the role and look of the others all jumbled up.
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Maynard's latest controversial twitter post:

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Aww man, now I want a merkin hotdog

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hellboy wrote: Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:47 pm Maynard's latest controversial twitter post:

Posted this same thing on reddit, and my god... hell is raining down upon me. Hellboy, you can pull all the jokes you want in this forum, your incite is appreciated and news is nothing but quality. Nothing like the hole that is r/toolband comment section.

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r/Toolband is good for getting news, but like much social media I try not to delve too much into comments. It typically just devolves in a race to the bottom.
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I browsed a few weeks ago and concluded that Darwinism at it's finest was at work with idiots driving on the freeway trying to take pictures for the subreddit of some strangers car number plate just because it had some loose connection to Tool.
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There is an incredible amount of garbage posted on r/toolband, that's for sure, but it's a problem suffered by many popular subreddits.
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jackob2545 wrote: Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:44 pm

Nothing like the hole that is r/toolband comment section.

Cheers!
You mean you're not a fan of the barrage of stupid Tool puns coming from the comment section on r/toolband?

What in the holy fuck am I looking at with that comic book?
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Not that I have sympathy necessirly, but I can understand some of the chum Maynard throws in the water. The current state of the Toolvironment can get quite toxic at times.

The license plates :lol: :lol: :lol:
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