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children
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by children » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:08 pm
brewdog123 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:56 am
tys0n wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:33 am
brewdog123 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:24 am
Just stop now and grab greta van fleet stat.
Has Tool ever been on SNL?
Didn't think so, you just got
TYSOWNED
Lol that Greta guy looks so ridiculous with those try-hard 70s retro threads. He looks like an actual Hobbit, which would not matter so much if there music was good, but just adds to the cringe-factor even more. That SNL performance was so embarrassing too, just like the rest of their existence. People act like they are the renaissance of rock and roll, but they suck.
Imagine if Tool did perform on SNL at any point in their career, which would never happen, but it would be incredible. Would probably get banned anyway like Rage's performance was.
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unclejackson
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by unclejackson » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:03 pm
hellboy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:19 am
Tool_User wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:17 am
I'm worried the 18 minute song will be shit and a large part of the album wasted. That's the kind of negative hype people need to be getting on board with.
Their track record on long songs is flawless, so I have no such concerns
If I remember correctly, Adam mentioned that Descending was a preview of sorts of what was then a 14 minute song. That was in 2015, I think.
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by DeadGuyAle » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:01 pm
children wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:08 pm
Lol that Greta guy looks so ridiculous with those try-hard 70s retro threads. He looks like an actual Hobbit, which would not matter so much if
there music was good, but just adds to the cringe-factor even more.
their
didn't someone say before, there their and they're?
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by lachrymologist » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:17 pm
DeadGuyAle wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:01 pm
children wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:08 pm
Lol that Greta guy looks so ridiculous with those try-hard 70s retro threads. He looks like an actual Hobbit, which would not matter so much if
there music was good, but just adds to the cringe-factor even more.
their
didn't someone say before, there their and they're?
Yeah it was kittan the king of pricks
If I recall correctly, I probably dont though so there's that..
Good luck
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by hellboy » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:25 pm
Title of the new Tool album will be Theiy're
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by hellboy » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:26 pm
I'd also add that I have no doubt SNL would have Tool on their show should they ever express an interest.
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by UndKeineZwEier » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:43 pm
Yeah, I don't know about that...
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by hellboy » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:45 pm
UndKeineZwEier wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:43 pm
Yeah, I don't know about that...
Why not? They're one of the most popular bands in the world. No doubt there would be plenty of logistical issues, song length included, nor would I expect the band be interested, but those aside, I can't see why SNL wouldn't want them on the show.
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by Kittaan » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:20 pm
lachrymologist wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:17 pm
DeadGuyAle wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:01 pm
children wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:08 pm
Lol that Greta guy looks so ridiculous with those try-hard 70s retro threads. He looks like an actual Hobbit, which would not matter so much if
there music was good, but just adds to the cringe-factor even more.
their
didn't someone say before, there their and they're?
Yeah it was kittan the king of pricks
If I recall correctly, I probably dont though so there's that..
Good luck
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by UndKeineZwEier » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:22 pm
hellboy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:45 pm
UndKeineZwEier wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:43 pm
Yeah, I don't know about that...
Why not? They're one of the most popular bands in the world. No doubt there would be plenty of logistical issues, song length included, nor would I expect the band be interested, but those aside, I can't see why SNL wouldn't want them on the show.
You should look over the list of acts they've had on over the last decade and then tell me if you think would really fit in on that list...
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by tys0n » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:23 pm
Yeah, the only rock/heavy bands I could see were lameo's like aerosmith, korn and living color
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by hellboy » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:45 pm
Plenty of legacy and rock acts there. Are you guys under the impression Tool area black metal or something?
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by basejumper » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:54 pm
I would lose all kinds of respect for TooL if they played on SNL.
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by hellboy » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:13 am
basejumper wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:54 pm
I would lose all kinds of respect for TooL if they played on SNL.
I think we can all agree it's quite unlikely to happen.
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by Kittaan » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:18 am
Tool on SNL confirmed!
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by children » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:15 am
DeadGuyAle wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:01 pm
children wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:08 pm
Lol that Greta guy looks so ridiculous with those try-hard 70s retro threads. He looks like an actual Hobbit, which would not matter so much if
there music was good, but just adds to the cringe-factor even more.
their
didn't someone say before, there their and they're?
You're probably a big fan of Greta lol
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by brewdog123 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:40 am
snl would kill to have something interesting, thought proving, and rocking like Tool on THEIR program
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by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:37 am
SNL try to book "hip" acts; Tool are not "hip", they are very niche. When SNL doesn't book a "hot" artist they'll look for a legacy act with enough mainstream approval to be uncontroversial, i.e. Paul Simon or U2. Tool do not have that mainstream approval. Too alternative; too outsider.
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by rshforgothispw » Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:37 am
Maynard should host with tool in the promo vids but then have the musical act be puscifer
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by tiresias » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:36 am
rshforgothispw wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:37 am
Maynard should host with tool in the promo vids but then have the musical act be puscifer
Comment of the year! This is the most likely scenario. Studio 8H would literally melt if Tool brought the business. It is a perfect venue for puscifer though. Let carina do her thing. She is amazing. MJK as host would be great, but I think he would choke Pete Davidson out if he broke during a scene. Maynard would be great as the substitute teacher bit they have been running.
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by rinkwhopper » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:39 am
Completely agree. If you note the knuckle-dragger bands that they are generally forced to play alongside at festivals, this should be very clear. It is embarrassing how uncool Tool is, and I generally shy away from telling people I'm a Tool fan unless they profess their admiration first.
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by Ettan » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:39 am
#NotNewTool
Next week then maybe or something, I don't know

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by lukas » Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:13 am
announcement this friday
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by Bill Hilly » Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:36 am
Maynard wouldn't troll Tool fans, would he? Nah, he wouldn't. Nope, never.
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