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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by basejumper » Sat Dec 20, 2014 3:59 am

Specter wrote:Message from Tool:

"Do you know what the monkey said when it got its tail chopped off?"
It won't be long now 8-)
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Sat Dec 20, 2014 4:01 am

joeypants wrote:
Ravenpig wrote:Just curious, if May Jay's wife, Danny's, (don't know their names) and Korin had been nothing but praised on their physical appearance, would your reaction be the same?
Well that depends on what you mean by "praise," I suppose. But yeah, let's not pretend like negative comments are not worse than positive ones. It's why they're "negative." Praising someone's appearance is a hell of a lot more pleasant and welcome, usually, than ridiculing it. If you do it at least somewhat tastefully.
Eh. Still being judged by their physical looks. Sounds like you're "white knighting"
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Sat Dec 20, 2014 5:21 am

basejumper wrote:
hellboy wrote: If you wouldn't say it in real life, don't say it on the internet.
Which is something that would probably never be tested, so people will say whatever they want anyways.
Yeah, but just because you're never going to be held accountable, doesn't mean you should do it. Perhaps the days of self respect and integrity are gone.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Specter » Sat Dec 20, 2014 6:35 am

basejumper wrote:
Specter wrote:Message from Tool:

"Do you know what the monkey said when it got its tail chopped off?"
It won't be long now 8-)
8 problematic points, jumper.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by N.Y.H.C. » Sat Dec 20, 2014 7:27 am

not tyson wrote:
N.Y.H.C. wrote:
markuspoop wrote:A woman in her 30's, having a kid, is super old and no spring chicken? Lol.
I feel like you should wait at least until 30, right? 22 year olds having kids is usually a pretty bad idea..
Medical studies show that having kids in your 20's is healthiest for the child, but who cares about that?
obviously I understand that troll hunter, I'm saying most 20 year old parents are dumb as fuck and start naming the kid during the first trimester instead of figuring out a way to provide. it's not a pet, or a hobby.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Specter » Sat Dec 20, 2014 8:09 am

And it's not like the world is going to drastically alter its provided course; unless some course of action is taken in a drastic way.
God forbid we all shake the hands next to us.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by PimPle » Sat Dec 20, 2014 10:03 am

hellboy wrote: Perhaps the days of self respect and integrity are gone.
I don't believe so, at least not with all of us. I try very hard to ensure that what I say online is respectful (sometimes the coopers impairs my ability). Even on here as a newbie when comments to me have sounded harsh I have made a concerted effort to refrain from engaging in a keyboard based verbal war of sorts...
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by children » Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:03 am

Specter wrote:Message from Tool:

"Do you know what the monkey said when it got its tail chopped off?"
Is this real or did you make it up?
"That's what you get when you argue with children..." -Tyson

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Specter » Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:12 am

It's real(ly) made up.
This much, I know is tru(ly) false.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:03 am

Children, behave.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:27 am

Specter is a funn(y) mother fucker. I'd try to stay on topic, but looks like the last 5 or so pages have gone to shit. As usual, thanks to Tyson.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by not tyson » Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:33 am

All I did was call someone mega old ahahahahahahaha

One simple comment, miles and miles of butthurt

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Sun Dec 21, 2014 9:24 am

What butthurt? Sounds like another troll post. I might start celebrating the Xmas banning season early this year...

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by not tyson » Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:30 am

Go for it.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by not tyson » Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:33 am

hellboy wrote:What butthurt?
You're kinda fucking retarded, you know that right?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by not tyson » Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:36 am

Naattik wrote:
Ravenpig wrote:
joeypants wrote:Holy shit this forum is at its absolute worst when band members significant others come up.
Tyson made a Tyson remark and I think HB's remark came off harsher than he meant.

Two people does not a forum make.
No, he's right. But it's the same pretty much anywhere you go on the interwebs. 90% of the shit people say behind their keyboards they wouldn't have the cojones to say to someone's face.

Before I post, I do actually try to consider that. I'm not always successful. :?
Before I'm banned, i've told plenty of women they are mega old, as it's a joke, much like this fucking forum and it's members.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by markuspoop » Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:47 pm

^ Lol
I like to poop naked.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by budsyralli » Sun Dec 21, 2014 5:45 pm

pretty distasteful @Tyson
go taff!

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by xZ1mM3r » Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:08 pm

not tyson wrote:

Before I'm banned, i've told plenty of women they are mega old, as it's a joke, much like this fucking forum and it's members.
says they guy with 5400+ posts

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Calfium Jay » Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:45 pm

You know he can "stop any time he wants" right?!?!

Am I right?

Must have been a hell of a weekend for the poor guy...


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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ettan » Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:53 pm

enough with the bickering, here's a video of a stripper stripping to parabol/a [BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by azbay » Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:16 am

Bravo to Ravenpig for the insightful guess, so now then give us insight when will the album be out

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:58 am

Also, bravo to Ettan.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by xZ1mM3r » Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:08 pm

Ettan wrote:enough with the bickering, here's a video of a stripper stripping to parabol/a [BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]
i once saw a porn and they had Tool playing in the background. It was awkward haha...

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by markuspoop » Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:30 pm

I remember seeing some porn and at some point on the walls in the background you could see a bunch of Tool tour posters. While the woman was being pleasured I remember thinking "Hey, I have that poster too."
I like to poop naked.

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