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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lo7us » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:08 pm

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Who would of thought that The Dead would be touring again?

Will Tool reference this on the new album?

/Deadhead blotter
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:21 pm

Maybe they'll reference the X-Files reunion or what about Twin Peaks. Faith No More is back too, they could write a song about that too, and Failure. This is easy, I don't see why it's taken Tool near on ten years to write an album.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lo7us » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:41 pm

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lo7us » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:53 pm

Scully best see and believe in aliens in the upcoming shows or it's really going to bother me.

edit: Have an alien baby?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by dickleiper » Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:52 pm

Hey guys,

Question: this is only speculation that there is some announcment right? possibly July 3rd... and this is based on the BMB hand drawn Tool gig Fan BBQ gig poster that was dated July 3rd, a few months back?

there is no "new" indication news is coming????....

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:53 pm

dickleiper wrote:Hey guys,

Question: this is only speculation that there is some announcment right? possibly July 3rd... and this is based on the BMB hand drawn Tool gig Fan BBQ gig poster that was dated July 3rd, a few months back?

there is no "new" indication news is coming????....
Only thing that comes close is that Blair wrote that the newsletter posted will have more stuff added to it, which has yet to happen.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by blacksabbath » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:58 pm

lo7us wrote:Image


Who would of thought that The Dead would be touring again?

Will Tool reference this on the new album?

/Deadhead blotter
I'm going to follow Tool around as if they were the dead once they release the album. Do yoga in the parking lot and play acoustic covers. Put some curtains in the van. It's going to be fun.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lo7us » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:00 pm

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Welcome to the world of where time and Tool travel on different wavelengths.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Calfium Jay » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:07 pm

Welcome to the world where nothing ever happens.


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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by nxrm » Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:39 am

Calfium Jay wrote:Welcome to the world where nothing ever happens.
This! We're playing out our own version of "Waiting for Godot" at this point.
So Long, and Thanks for All the Tool.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Fri Jul 03, 2015 4:44 am

Except that "nothing" is wrong because they're playing a festival.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ettan » Fri Jul 03, 2015 6:25 am

I expect that we get a picture of the band having a BBQ, or nothing.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by aphex0 » Sat Jul 04, 2015 12:36 am

I also vote nothing.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:42 am

I expect nothing will happen. I wish I had the optimism some of you guys have.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:47 am

I don't know. There's still five hours left in the date, for the west coast, there's still time!
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:53 am

Tool news is usually skewed towards nothing.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Pimple » Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:28 am

I was genuinely hoping for something. I try to be optimistic as much as possible, but that is dying fast....
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:10 am

Why? Because we didn't get some random update on July 3rd from some hint on some bullshit poster that Blair made? #SmokeontheHorizon.
You do realize that Blair has been trolling Tool fans for 15 years?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:06 pm

Alrighty then.
SOME TOOL NEWS

In case you didn't read about it on all the metal magazine websites, the band had to cancel that fan's backyard barbecue/live performance YESTERDAY (JULY 3) because the kid had to seek emergency medical treatment the day before after blowing off part of his thumbs (yes, plural) while holding a lit firecracker (squib?) too damn long. Maybe the backyard gig will happen next year... if he learns his lesson and keeps his pyrotechnic endeavors limited to bang snaps! In the meantime, I hope all of you have a great and safe 4TH OF JULY with or without poppy seeds on your burger bun.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Minson » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:14 pm

Two thumbs down...

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:35 pm

That post made me hungry.

I should get some poppy seed buns.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by trilobite » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:40 pm

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by fortysixand2 » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:50 pm

What do thumbs have to do with being able to enjoy a Tool gig?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:39 pm

fortysixand2 wrote:What do thumbs have to do with being able to enjoy a Tool gig?
I HEAVILY doubt that post is meant to be taken seriously.
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