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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Danny » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:37 am

rshforgothispw wrote:
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I just hope Maynard realizes that all of his fans aren’t like that. Every major band has these nut jobs (RIP DBD) but most tool fans (minus reddit) seem pretty chill.

If I met the guy I’d love to shake his hand and just say thanks but it seems he’d do everything in his power to make sure that doesn’t happen. He never even went to the clinics.
Right on the money, not all fans are crazy.
There are much more famous celebrities that are recognized by everyone and yet they live with it and handle it well. Still Maynard has the right to his privacy.
Like you i’d love to shake his hand and thank him but i’d probably leave him alone, then again i’m not the type that goes and talks to strangers regardless of how famous they are.
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Post by ziggy23 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:50 am

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- You like noisy music?
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Boldizar » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:51 am

I'd like to intern at his winery. It would be an interesting learning experience.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by rinkwhopper » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:08 am

I have a friend who moved to Jerome because she's a Maynard obsessive. She's tried unsuccessfully to get in at one of his businesses, but I suspect those who are in the hiring positions can smell a fanatic a mile away.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Boldizar » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:19 am

rinkwhopper wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:08 am
I have a friend who moved to Jerome because she's a Maynard obsessive. She's tried unsuccessfully to get in at one of his businesses, but I suspect those who are in the hiring positions can smell a fanatic a mile away.
That is pretty sad honestly. Is that seriously the only reason she went?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Danny » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:21 am

rinkwhopper wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:08 am
I have a friend who moved to Jerome because she's a Maynard obsessive. She's tried unsuccessfully to get in at one of his businesses, but I suspect those who are in the hiring positions can smell a fanatic a mile away.
No fuckin way, the dude is in the right then. He has a young child to protect from al the crazies.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by rshforgothispw » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:36 am

Yeah that’s a little too much. I was thinking more like, if I’m in line at the store and he’s right there in line, I’d love to lean over and be like “loved you in green jello” then walk off.

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Post by Shed523 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:05 am

I actually got to meet Maynard and his original partner when they were doing their Whole Foods Wine tour. It was really cool I asked Maynard as he was signing my bottles of wine if he had any food pairing suggestions. He told me "Its goes great with Italian, Enjoy"! A memory burned forever in my brain!
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Danny » Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:18 am

Shed523 wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:05 am
I actually got to meet Maynard and his original partner when they were doing their Whole Foods Wine tour. It was really cool I asked Maynard as he was signing my bottles of wine if he had any food pairing suggestions. He told me "Its goes great with Italian, Enjoy"! A memory burned forever in my brain!
Pretty cool!
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Post by tys0n » Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:51 pm

I was thinking of wearing this during one of Maynard's harvesting seasons in the hopes of meeting him

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Post by ziggy23 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:49 pm

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- You like noisy music?
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- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by rshforgothispw » Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:51 pm

tys0n wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:51 pm
I was thinking of wearing this during one of Maynard's harvesting seasons in the hopes of meeting him

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Fucking lol

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Boldizar » Thu Aug 15, 2019 3:19 pm

He's gonna love it tyson

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Takeo » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:59 pm

I once saw MJK, his dad, and wine maker at Merkin in Cottonwood. Pretty cool but I never considered approaching him. Had someone take my photo and cropped him in the background lol

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Post by tys0n » Thu Aug 15, 2019 5:01 pm

You sound like this guy

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Post by xZ1mM3r » Thu Aug 15, 2019 5:24 pm

tys0n wrote:
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You sound like this guy

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Takeo » Thu Aug 15, 2019 5:54 pm

Haha mine’s better.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:02 pm

rinkwhopper wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:08 am
I have a friend who moved to Jerome because she's a Maynard obsessive. She's tried unsuccessfully to get in at one of his businesses, but I suspect those who are in the hiring positions can smell a fanatic a mile away.
They probably saw her goth social media profile pic, holding her Caduceus wine in her Tool t-shirt.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by rshforgothispw » Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:04 am

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by rinkwhopper » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:39 am

Bill Hilly wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:02 pm
rinkwhopper wrote:
Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:08 am
I have a friend who moved to Jerome because she's a Maynard obsessive. She's tried unsuccessfully to get in at one of his businesses, but I suspect those who are in the hiring positions can smell a fanatic a mile away.
They probably saw her goth social media profile pic, holding her Caduceus wine in her Tool t-shirt.
lol. Dunno if I've ever seen her wear a Tool t-shirt, but she does have a Tool tattoo (Aenima eyeball). It's fairly discrete though compared to her other tattoos.

Crazy or not, she's managed to meet Maynard a few times (wine related events, running errands, etc.) I bet he recognizes her by now.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Tool_User » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:35 am

Bet he's already nailed her if she's fit.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by rinkwhopper » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:27 am

she's probably too old for his tastes. I noticed during the JRE podcast, Joe was talking about Leo Dicaprio liking to bone pretty young girls. Maynard had this expression like, "Yeah, I mean... don't we all!?"

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Tool_User » Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:09 am

Haha yeah I remember that part.

Now this is a tool quilt.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by rshforgothispw » Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:46 am

Tracklist has now appeared in Apple Music

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by ziggy23 » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:10 pm

rshforgothispw wrote:
Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:46 am
Tracklist has now appeared in Apple Music
This happened a few days ago.
- You like noisy music?
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.

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