My Tool Top 10

[not tyson]

Pfffffffffffffffffffffft, not even one blank piece of A4 paper, laminated

[not tyson]

So as a contest within a contest if anyone can correctly guess my 10 least favourite Tool tracks they will win themselves (not only pride for their family) a limited edition Tyson fan package, which consists of such goodies of goodness as:

- 1 10 x 8 personally signed photograph of myself with both my thumbs up (sans face)
- replica Tyson's birth certificate (maybe a different Tysons birth certificate at time of photocopying)
- 1 plain tote bag with Tyson written in sharpie along the side
- 1 blank piece of A4 paper, laminated!
- A collection of toe nail clippings (please expect shipping delays, I'm kinda lazy)
- A personalised voicemail message to let all your friends and family know not only do you know Tyson, he tailormade a voice mail message just for you
- An odd sock (where the fuck did the other one go??)
- The knowledge I have your address and I have goggle street viewed it and then tell everyone in a humorous way about the slum you live

Entries close a week from now, I'm to lazy to look to the bottom right of my screen right now, you figure it out, pm me the date and I may edit my post with the details.

Good luck!

Ticks and Leeches, Stinkfist, H., Cold and Ugly, Triad, WAIT

Trick question. Everything off of "10,000 GAYS".

In all serious, you were so fucking close

[The Boss]

Pfffffffffffffffffffffft, not even one blank piece of A4 paper, laminated

I'm cheap. Lamination costs money.

EDIT: Laminate WITH A PUBE, to sweeten the deal.

EDIT EDIT: Yeah, I know. What can I say, dude. I know you reasonably well.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Also, you're not allowed to participate in CROW'S AWESOME COMPETITION OF TITILLATING AWESOME FEELS AND VIBES because you know the answer.

[not tyson]

I knew it was 10,000 days, it was the lightning that got you!

[trilobite]

10. Choices
09. Always
08. Were
07. A
06. Problem
05. For
04. You

03. Pushit
02. Lateralus
01. Aenima

[Kittaan]

A collection of toe nail clippings (please expect shipping delays, I'm kinda lazy)

Tyson, this is a new low for you... Trying to pass off that famous (and hilrious) bit as your own work... Dude, have some respect.

I know you lifted it from this guy: http://bit.ly/143C1Fd

[not tyson]

[hellboy]

Competition will be closing in about an hours time. So far there is no winner.

[hellboy]

Number 9 is Jambi!

I really liked 10,000 Days. While the album seemed to disappoint some, personally I wasn’t. I don’t think it’s quite as solid as Lateralus and Aenema are, but it’s a great album and a worth inclusion in Tool‘s discography. When I first started putting my list together I had three entries from the album, and there quite easily could have been four.

Though Right In Two, Rosetta Stoned and Wings For Marie/10,000 Days did miss out, Jambi made the cut. When the band spoke about writing for the album, they often dropped Swedish metal band Meshuggah as an influence, and while the rest of the album didn’t really show that influence too much, Jambi certainly did to my ears. The chugging riffs and the polyrythmic drumming pretty much summed up my expectations for this album.

While vocally it’s not a challenging track for Maynard, lyrically I found it to be quite interesting. Deep in symbology, and seemingly pointing to his experiences as a father, they seemed to ring true with me.

And of course then there is the guitar solo. Taking advantage of a Heil Talk Box, Adam created one of his most unique solo proving that while he may not be a technical master of the guitar, he certainly is no slouch when it comes to adding texture and colour to his work.

Competition is now closed, and no one won!

[Ravenpig]

I agree with all that. 10k Days ain't the previous 2, but it is damn awesome.

Adam's comments early this year about the title track(s) should tell you a lot.

And yes, Jambi kicks fucking ass.

[not tyson]

I like to feel we all won, hug it out guys, we're all going to make it.

[hellboy]

But in another more correct way, you're all losers.

[Ravenpig]

Either way, woo hoo!

[UndKeineZwEier]

Wait I thought I got this right.

[Busty McCracken]

I really liked 10,000 Days. While the album seemed to disappoint some, personally I wasn’t. I don’t think it’s quite as solid as Lateralus and Aenema are, but it’s a great album and a worth inclusion in Tool‘s discography. !

I'm 2 from 2 with my predictions!! When do we see the full list, seeing as the competitions now over??

[hellboy]

I really liked 10,000 Days. While the album seemed to disappoint some, personally I wasn’t. I don’t think it’s quite as solid as Lateralus and Aenema are, but it’s a great album and a worth inclusion in Tool‘s discography. !

I'm 2 from 2 with my predictions!! When do we see the full list, seeing as the competitions now over??

I'll post about once every 2 days, so in a couple of weeks time.

[not tyson]

I'll post about once every 2 days

If only

[Busty McCracken]

I'm 2 from 2 with my predictions!! When do we see the full list, seeing as the competitions now over??

I'll post about once every 2 days, so in a couple of weeks time.

One song every 2 days?? Even Axl wouldn't stretch shit out that much.. Daily at most I say!

[N.Y.H.C.]

I'll post about once every 2 days

If only

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -rift.html

[N.Y.H.C.]

Haha, Swamp song... Might wanna swap that one bro

you meant "swamp that one". song gives me a hard-on, can't take it out!

[Busty McCracken]

Yeah I dig the shit out of it too, just remember seeing ol H. Boy rag on it heavily in the past.

[N.Y.H.C.]

what does Hellboy know about Tool anyway? his toilet swirls clockwise and that shit is just plain weird. I think he's a Communist too...allegedly.

[The Boss]

Well, this was easily the worst competition of all time.

In other news, my competition is still open.

[not tyson]

Mine is closed, someone answered correctly and were kinda desperate to get the toenails, calm down mog.mog@gmail.com

[Kittaan]

I'll post about once every 2 days

If only

Could you BE more Tyson?!