Movie/TV News

Movies, TV and other video based media
Post Reply
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:27 am

The fake shows from Arrested Development are now on Netflix. Sorta. The links just take you back to Arrested Development but you can read the descriptions and check out the cover art. A few examples are:

 

Wrench:

When faced with some of the toughest cases the mean streets of Los Angeles has to offer, by-the-books detective Frank Wrench realizes he needs to loosen up, break some rules and maybe even throw out the book entirely, in order to get tough on crime.

 

Girls With Low Self-Esteem: Newport Beach:

Sunshine and self-esteem issues collide as drunken, scantily-clad co-eds with low self-worth and absolutely no shame hit Spring Break in Southern California. It's a wild, weekend adventure that you'll never forget … but they'll wish they could.

 

Families With Low Self Esteem:

Tobias Funke, the semi-renowned Freudian analyst/therapist and former chief resident of psychiatry at Massachusetts General Hospital, provides counseling to families deep in crisis in this deeply probing and emotionally uplifting series.

 


Mock Trial With J. Reinhold:

All rise for actor Judge Reinhold as he presides over this reality courtroom/variety series, featuring music by American Idol sensation William Hung and his band, Hung Jury, as they take real families and put them through mock trials.

 


 
Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:48 am

Damon Lindelof will not be involved in the Prometheus sequel.

 


Much to the delight of all the fanboys, I don’t see myself being involved in Prometheus-er


 

http://collider.com/prometheus-sequel-d ... of/219084/

 
Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:56 am

New Breaking Bad episodes debut July 14th.
Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
fortysixand2
Hasheeshian
Posts: 967
Joined: Tue May 29, 2007 10:02 am

Post by fortysixand2 » Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:27 am

UndKeineEier said
New Breaking Bad episodes debut July 14th.


Another six months?! Dammit!

 

User avatar
hellboy
Site Admin
Posts: 10946
Joined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:01 pm
Height: 182cm
Contact:

Post by hellboy » Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:39 am

fortysixand2 said

UndKeineEier said
New Breaking Bad episodes debut July 14th.


Another six months?! Dammit!

 


Lucky I have a billion other tv shows to catch up on.

User avatar
The Boss
LSDeeeeeee
Posts: 5784
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:28 pm
Height: Not A Fucking Manlet
Location: Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
Contact:

Post by The Boss » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:25 pm

"ONCE UPON A TIME" comes back on in the states tonight.

WOOOHOOOOO!
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.

User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:47 pm

Geddy Lee is going to be on How I Met Your Mother sometime in the future along with some other Canadian people.
Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
fortysixand2
Hasheeshian
Posts: 967
Joined: Tue May 29, 2007 10:02 am

Post by fortysixand2 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:17 am

New season of Workaholics starts on Jan. 16th

User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:14 am

I would watch the shit out of this.


Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:17 pm

It appears that Adult Swim may soon air the secret super vulgar episode of Dexter's Laboratory.

 


Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:42 pm

This new Iron Man armor looks awful.

 


Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:13 pm

Jane Kaczmarek may be on the final half season of Breaking Bad, or she might just in the DVD extras.

 

 

 
Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
badkittygothgirl
Stinkyfist
Posts: 1011
Joined: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:23 pm
Contact:

Post by badkittygothgirl » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:15 pm

UndKeineEier said
I would watch the shit out of this.




Cannot wait for Feb 10th!!!!

User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:08 pm

Apparently this is a thing now.

 

 


Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
snazzlefrass
Fornicraster
Posts: 594
Joined: Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:58 pm
Height: 7.5inches
Contact:

Post by snazzlefrass » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:16 pm

Any excuse to watch Salma Hayek and Maria Bello in the same movie, I'm in.
RRRAARRWHHGWWR!!

User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:20 pm

snazzlefrass said
Any excuse to watch Salma Hayek and Maria Bello in the same movie, I'm in.


Did you ever see A History of Violence?

 
Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
not tyson
Grammy Winner
Posts: 5413
Joined: Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:17 am
Height: 186cm

Post by not tyson » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:21 pm

So the ending leaked



Quote:
last scene of breaking bad

"mr white?..m-mr White"

Walt awakes in a daze to a classroom of his highschool students, startled he jumps up out of his chair and looks at his surroundings realising he fell asleep

the camera pans to a screenplay for a movie walt has be writing, his day dream has given him enough content to finish his movies story, he smiles and finally writes on the front of the script "Breaking Bad, by Walter White"

smiling contently he looks back at his classroom of students and say in a calm satisfied manner

*now...where were we?"

(end credits)

User avatar
snazzlefrass
Fornicraster
Posts: 594
Joined: Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:58 pm
Height: 7.5inches
Contact:

Post by snazzlefrass » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:21 pm

UndKeineEier said

snazzlefrass said
Any excuse to watch Salma Hayek and Maria Bello in the same movie, I'm in.


Did you ever see A History of Violence?

 


Yeah. Pretty good if I do say so myself.

 
RRRAARRWHHGWWR!!

User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:33 pm

snazzlefrass said
Any excuse to watch Salma Hayek and Maria Bello in the same movie, I'm in.


Patrick Schwarzenegger is in it as well.
Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
ilikecheese
Hey Jude
Posts: 2429
Joined: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:38 pm

Post by ilikecheese » Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:01 pm

UndKeineEier said

snazzlefrass said
Any excuse to watch Salma Hayek and Maria Bello in the same movie, I'm in.


Did you ever see A History of Violence?

 


all my life
The above post is entertainment. It is most likely not directed at any individual unless specified. Any other interpretation, gleaning, or reckoning, of this post without the express, written, consent of Cheese, is strictly prohibited.

User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:07 pm

Vigil Mortenstein is my hero.
Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
doors
Metalologist
Posts: 509
Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:00 pm

Post by doors » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:56 am

UndKeineEier said
New Breaking Bad episodes debut July 14th.


My birthday. Nice present.

 

User avatar
markuspoop
Oddfellow
Posts: 1022
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:59 pm
Contact:

Post by markuspoop » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:32 am

In that Grown Ups 2 poster I'm not seeing Rob Schneider at all.  Oh please lord please don't tell me he's not coming back for the sequel.  His character was the one that really held the 1st movie together.
I like to poop naked.

User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:02 pm

markuspoop said
In that Grown Ups 2 poster I'm not seeing Rob Schneider at all.  Oh please lord please don't tell me he's not coming back for the sequel.  His character was the one that really held the 1st movie together.


Nope, him and Adam Sandler had some sort of fallout so he's not going to be in it.

 
Don't mow your lawn

User avatar
Kittaan
Creeper
Posts: 4606
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:56 am
Location: , Location, Location!

Post by Kittaan » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:49 pm

In totally unrelated news (I debated whether to put this in Quotes or Random Thoughts, but this thread was more readily available thanks to Und, so here ya go:)

 


And now, a quick interjected revelation from Jon Hamm, who also had something to say about his friend Adam Scott. “He’s bipenal, six toes on his right foot. That’s kind of creepy, but it makes him an excellent swimmer. He tends to swim in circles to the left. He has an overpowering kick with his right foot. But the weird thing is that his two penises act like a rudder and he can steer with those.”

 


From this hilarious short interview with Amy Poehler about Parks and Rec:  http://www.vulture.com/2012/10/amy-poeh ... er_vulture
It’s my signature!

Post Reply