Top 10 Grind & Power Violence albums of 2013

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Top 10 Grind & Power Violence albums of 2013

Post by hellboy » Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:47 am

It's the list you guys have been waiting for. Needless to say none of you cunts have or will listen to any of these, but that's more a sign of your terrible taste in music than anything else. Have some fun and embrace the blastbeats:
  1. Call of the Void - Dragged Down a Dead End Path Will be pretty close to being my album of 2013.
  2. Weekend Nachos - Still Fast becoming one of the best bands on the grind/power violence scene. Cool name as well.
  3. Chiens - Vultures Are Our Future Dirty DIY Powerviolence. Fast as fuck with drumming that will blow your mind.
  4. Antigama - Meteor Metallic grind from outer space
  5. CAGE - Pilots If you love Nick Cage, you'll love this album.
  6. Dead In The Dirt - The Blind Hole Straight Edge Vegan Grind from Atlanta. Best enjoyed with a steak and beer.
  7. Sex Prisoner - State Property EP Sex Prisoner will make you feel like you've done two years in the slammer.
  8. Left In Ruins - Ghost Probably the punkiest on the list. Italian power violence that sounds like Trash Talk before they became played out
  9. Hollow Tongue - Godsnakes Crusty sludge grind from Albuquerque
  10. NO FEALTY - In the Shadow of the Monolith God eating a baby on the cover? This is grind
Also, kudos to Carcass for releasing an album that didn't suck. Didn't think it was quite grindy enough to make the list though.

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Post by Ravenpig » Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:51 am

"Sex Prisoner"

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:03 am

Uh huh
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We're the ones with the terrible taste in music.

Yeah

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Re: Top 10 Grind & Power Violence albums of 2013

Post by not tyson » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:04 am

This Call of the Void album is pretty awesome, wouldn't call it grind or power violence though.

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Post by Ravenpig » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:20 am

UndKeineZwEier wrote:Uh huh
Yeah

We're the ones with the terrible taste in music.

Yeah

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:26 am

Yes, I am. That's how I know what you're asking despite the typo.
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Post by Ravenpig » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:33 am

Bull shit. The real Gob never knows what's going on.
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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:38 am

Ravenpig, you really need to work on your proofreading. You keep mixing up your B's and D's.
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Post by Ravenpig » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:42 am

YOU'RE a B and a D
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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:58 am

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Post by hellboy » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:28 am

Not Tyson wrote:This Call of the Void album is pretty awesome, wouldn't call it grind or power violence though.
Well, they seem to call themselves a blend of "hardcore, sludge, powerviolence, crust and grind" on Bandcamp, which is good enough for me.

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Post by Calfium Jay » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:36 am

hellboy wrote: Needless to say none of you cunts have or will listen to any of these, but that's more a sign of your terrible taste in music than anything else.
Um....aren't you forgetting somebody??
hellboy wrote:Also, kudos to Carcass for releasing an album that didn't suck. Didn't think it was quite grindy enough to make the list though.
I love Carcass. I love them like I would love a lonely boy at a summer camp.
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Re: Top 10 Grind & Power Violence albums of 2013

Post by not tyson » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:41 am

hellboy wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:This Call of the Void album is pretty awesome, wouldn't call it grind or power violence though.
Well, they seem to call themselves a blend of "hardcore, sludge, powerviolence, crust and grind" on Bandcamp, which is good enough for me.
You just thought no one here would know the difference, tsk tsk

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:53 am

I could tell it wasn't grindcore because none of the songs were less than a minute long.
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Re: Top 10 Grind & Power Violence albums of 2013

Post by ilikecheese » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:22 pm

you lost me at blast beats.
I was gonna click one to check it out but then you said that dude.
moving on...
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Re: Top 10 Grind & Power Violence albums of 2013

Post by hellboy » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:25 pm

Calfium Jay wrote: Um....aren't you forgetting somebody??
So did you listen to any of these then? Very interested to hear what others favorite grind releases for 2013 were...

In fact I like your recommendations in general. I may not like many of them, but they're never boring.

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Re: Top 10 Grind & Power Violence albums of 2013

Post by hellboy » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:29 pm

Not Tyson wrote:
hellboy wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:This Call of the Void album is pretty awesome, wouldn't call it grind or power violence though.
Well, they seem to call themselves a blend of "hardcore, sludge, powerviolence, crust and grind" on Bandcamp, which is good enough for me.
You just thought no one here would know the difference, tsk tsk
I'm not sure why you don't see it as powerviolence or grind to be honest? It contains elements of both.

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Post by hellboy » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:23 pm

Nails could really be added to this list as well - they're pretty grindy in parts.

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Post by Calfium Jay » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:30 pm

hellboy wrote: Very interested to hear what others favorite grind releases for 2013 were...

I like this kind of thing but I'm pretty "old school" and don't really check much in the way of new grind/power violence. There's a band called Man Is The Bastard that you should check out. I like them. Endless Blockade are good too.

Even though they're not specifically related to those two genres pre se, there's a noise rock act called Skullflower who are worthy of yr attention. They have been around for ages. They mix aspects of noise/power violence/ sludge/ ambient/black metal into an unholy mess. I love them but if you don't "get that sort of thing they will sorely test yr patience.

Highly recommended.

Ramleh are good too.
In fact I like your recommendations in general. I may not like many of them, but they're never boring.
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