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The following is an re-enactment of Danny, Adam and Justin "hard at work on the new album" -
Danny: Dude...can you pass the bong?
<silence>
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Danny: Dude, the bong. Can you pass the bong?
Adam: What?? Whoah are you....talking to me?
Danny: Yeah.
Adam: Whoah. Yeah. Um...the bong.
Danny: Thanks.
Adam: Are the nachos all gone?
Justin: Yeah. But there are two burgers here still...if anyone wants one?
Adam: Yeah cool.
<silence>
<Danny takes hit from bong. Exhales>
Justin: Fuck these original Simpsons episodes are funny. Season Four and Five are unbeatable.
Danny: They so are.
<silence>
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Danny: Dude...can you pass the bong?
<silence>
<silence>
Danny: Dude, the bong. Can you pass the bong?
Adam: What?? Whoah are you....talking to me?
Danny: Yeah.
Adam: Whoah. Yeah. Um...the bong.
Danny: Thanks.
Adam: Are the nachos all gone?
Justin: Yeah. But there are two burgers here still...if anyone wants one?
Adam: Yeah cool.
<silence>
<Danny takes hit from bong. Exhales>
Justin: Fuck these original Simpsons episodes are funny. Season Four and Five are unbeatable.
Danny: They so are.
<silence>
<silence>
crow011 said
What a unique experience this will be. It'll be good to how how other musicians handle the songs, with the 'Nard still frontin'.
Have fun, guys! Also, that $30 per glass of wine is a bargain!
$30 a glass? what's in there? Mescaline and the blood of Christ?!
What a unique experience this will be. It'll be good to how how other musicians handle the songs, with the 'Nard still frontin'.
Have fun, guys! Also, that $30 per glass of wine is a bargain!
$30 a glass? what's in there? Mescaline and the blood of Christ?!
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
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 2013 (08:30am)Â
WE HAVE OUR FIRST WINNER!
Deke Rivers, an unemployed truck driver from Tennessee, proudly shows the prize winning 'golden ticket' ("Seal of Xatanitos") that he found inside his copy of the 21st anniversary release of Opiate. Congrats!
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- You like noisy music?
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.
I was also going to say something about Buzzo! Did he seriously get the golden ticket or is that an April Fool's joke? HAHAHA!
Wouldn't that be truly fucking hilarious if Maynard just ditched the other three and took another band on tour for TOOL live. People would shit sreaming babies...
Saw Coal Chamber and Sevendust last night. The other bands that played with them were Lacuna Coil who I'd never fucking heard (wasn't impressed) and then some other Red Crayon or Red Candlelight or some shit like that. Talk about a throwback show with Coal Chamber and Sevendust though... they were pretty awesome!
Anyways, happy belated easter and happy April 1st!
-Z
Wouldn't that be truly fucking hilarious if Maynard just ditched the other three and took another band on tour for TOOL live. People would shit sreaming babies...
Saw Coal Chamber and Sevendust last night. The other bands that played with them were Lacuna Coil who I'd never fucking heard (wasn't impressed) and then some other Red Crayon or Red Candlelight or some shit like that. Talk about a throwback show with Coal Chamber and Sevendust though... they were pretty awesome!
Anyways, happy belated easter and happy April 1st!
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Remember this gem: http://www.nin.com/pub/strobelight/
fortysixand2 said
Remember this gem: http://www.nin.com/pub/strobelight/
I definitely do, and you saved me having to dig it up. Â I was just laughing about this with somebody outside of the Soundgarden show last month. Â This was obviously a dig at Cornell and his ill advised solo expedition with TimbaBland. Â Awesome.
Remember this gem: http://www.nin.com/pub/strobelight/
I definitely do, and you saved me having to dig it up. Â I was just laughing about this with somebody outside of the Soundgarden show last month. Â This was obviously a dig at Cornell and his ill advised solo expedition with TimbaBland. Â Awesome.
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Zwerewolf said
I'll assume the fire at the loft was real. I hope Justin's most precious of bass guitars was not destroyed. That's a harsh recovery there if it has been burned.... Luckily Wal has made him several copies still yet, there's nothing like the original.
I think I know what caused it.
I'll assume the fire at the loft was real. I hope Justin's most precious of bass guitars was not destroyed. That's a harsh recovery there if it has been burned.... Luckily Wal has made him several copies still yet, there's nothing like the original.
I think I know what caused it.
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